Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 203 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 789 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 458 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 507 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 262 10.7%

  • Total voters
    2,438
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#screenies #winonaandjohnny #glowup
 
Gonna sperg here, but I think we’re entering the part of the story where Anisa might get pregnant. It’s horrifying, I know, and I feel bad for any potential child that comes from either of them. She’s so desperate for attention she knows what gets all women attention, even regular women: pregnancy and having a baby.

She’s seen the attention the Kleins, PewDiePie and Marzia have gotten from having a baby/babies and she wants a piece of the pie. She’s delusional enough to think they may be met with the same level of support and praise from “fans?” and it may boost their social image. She’ll want to play on the MILF thing, she knows she’s already out of her prime because 20-25 is the safest time to have a baby for a woman in terms of risks for miscarriages, genetic defects, actual childbirth, etc.

The only thing I think that would hold her back is being worried about what pregnancy, childbirth and breastfeeding would do to her body and who knows if they have the money for more surgery if she decides she wants it.

It will disconnect them from their zoomer audience because they hate, or at minimum, don’t give a shit about babies/kids and won’t be able to relate and most people get bored out of their minds hearing pregnant women or moms ramble about their kids unless two women are having a private discussion about their experience. But, this is Anisa. She doesn’t know who her audience is or what they want but she makes quick decisions all the time and she keeps dropping bread crumbs. The decision is up to her, Ian will do whatever she wants obviously. She will get attention for a little while, fake support on Twitter and Instagram, but it will die down after the kid is a few months old and everyone will stop caring besides immediate family (I didn’t mention friends because I don’t think they have any).
 
Holy shit, he looks rough. It's hilarous how Keemstar managed to age the best out of all the old 2016 commentary youtubers. He's the only one that doesn't look like a methhead or a pedophile.
Well, I think it makes more sense to just look at the comparison. Keem is not the type people really envy but I think most people would rather be him then some zonked up crybaby like Ian and friends. Either way don't be like either.

But we are in a funny time online, where the number of people too stupid not to be able to tell the difference with insane always online e-celeb whores and people fucking around a lot that are sane normal people like George Miller was, despite often making horrible content that "makes people worry".

Hell, look at Anus. She don't make good content at all and could have vastly improved her appeal if she actually took the leap to act like a shitlord to amuse people. Instead she is a basic hoe that puts out boring slog and sucks at being a sex worker. She's the opposite, a freak bitch that pretends to be normal.
 
sucks at being a sex worker. She's the opposite, a freak bitch that pretends to be normal.
This has to be the deepest cut. Failing at being a whore even when she had everything stacked in her favor. I think the only way she can make some waves if she goes into the bimbofication shit, she already has the trash tier tattoos.
 
Gonna sperg here, but I think we’re entering the part of the story where Anisa might get pregnant. It’s horrifying, I know, and I feel bad for any potential child that comes from either of them. She’s so desperate for attention she knows what gets all women attention, even regular women: pregnancy and having a baby.
I sincerely hope you're wrong but I can see it. The MILF posts on her Twitter, the inevitable breastfeeding photos/selfies, the photos of Ian holding the poor demon spawn baby where she gushes over what an amazing father Ian is and how proud she is of him... I HATE people who have/use babies as props.

Also Anisa REEKS of an insecure person with no trace of an identity of her own. She tries waaaay too hard to be someone she thinks other people will like and looks retarded and boring as a result. I'd say I wish she would just be herself but this is who she is, an annoying cluster B failed ethot NPC.
 
A few short years ago I wouldn't be able to FATHOM a world in which I like Tana more than Ian. What the fuck happened? I used to think nothing short of a horrific car accident could fuck someone's life up in such a short period of time. Anisa couldn't even do him the courtesy of looking decent while she decimated his personality, reputation, masculinity, and bank account. She had to fuck up her own hair, breasts, and rest of her body while she was at it. I feel like Idubzzz died long ago, and my last memory of him was the Full Force documentary. Shit, man.
 
A "fan" posted a selfie with Anisa from the show and gyattdam
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it looks like they replaced their wedding rings with a shitty gumball machine, but knowing Anisa's brainrot, they "thrifted" a totally cool vintage ring for a $$$ lol
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Anyways whenever Anisa smiles in candids I hear Sam Hyde's voice about her jack-o-lantern teeth. A busted pear with jack-o-lantern teeth Jomha

Goddamn what is wrong with her head?!

It looks oddly too small for body. As if some wizard put a shrinking spell on it.

Not trying to farm likes here, but christ, that is one ugly woman. And she gets an automatic -1 on top with the edgy faggot tattoos.

Does Ian beat her with an ugly stick every morning or something?

She was never super hot or anything, but there was a time where she looked… Semi decent. Now she’s speed running into the wall, and I’m not sure what’s going on, unless looking ugly is suddenly a fad in LA or something.
 
I don't think Anisa would would actually cheats on Ian because shes not a sexual person, only if she can monkeybranch to someone better. Or maybe im wrong because she does seem to enjoy making him suffer.
Hard to say, being a sexual person or not isn't really written in stone. I've frequently seen pairings where one or both partners weren't very sexual at all, only for them to break up and one or both becoming very sexual with someone else.
Maybe Anisa just needs to find the right guy (or girl), someone she actually finds attractive and tells her no more often. And seeing as she is the kind of person who never sees fault with herself, only with others, I see her perfectly capable of cheating, as it won't be something she does but it's gonna be something Ian forced her to do because he will be a horrible person or something.
 
I think what venti said about Anisa doing a kawaii peace sign got to her so she’s doing some retarded gangly hand sign in every candid instead
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I just, I’m not fashion fag but what the fuck they both look like homeless retards. The fact that they spent hundreds to look like this is baffling. They genuinely look related too, idubbbz looks like the type of guy like your sister is the girl that you have sex with.

Also found this fan post for Anisa, very cool
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I think what venti said about Anisa doing a kawaii peace sign got to her so she’s doing some retarded gangly hand sign in every candid instead
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I just, I’m not fashion fag but what the fuck they both look like homeless retards. The fact that they spent hundreds to look like this is baffling. They genuinely look related too, idubbbz looks like the type of guy like your sister is the girl that you have sex with.

Also found this fan post for Anisa, very cool
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I feel ya brother!
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She's the opposite, a freak bitch that pretends to be normal.
Even worse, she’s a basic bitch thot pretending to be a freak bitch that pretends to be normal. It’s why Anus fails to do a convincing job at any of it.
It IS a homosexual thing to wear, because it's not really designed to leave anything to the imagination. It's not something straight married men wear. Ever. Here's James Charles wearing basically the same thing.
If icuckkkz got challenged on it, he’d say it was totally a joke! Funny, right? Unfortunately for him it’s on brand with being totally pathetic that it just crystallized that assessment instead of being this totally random goofy thing a non-faggot is deciding to wear! :)
Hard to say, being a sexual person or not isn't really written in stone. I've frequently seen pairings where one or both partners weren't very sexual at all, only for them to break up and one or both becoming very sexual with someone else.
I agree. Ian in current year plus eight makes any vagina drier than the Sahara. Her shitty tats and short hair are going to chase off any guy who would give Anus the tinglies, so it’s a doom loop of asexuality.
 
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