Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

"I'm being almost raped"
You genuinely don't understand how feminine you act sometimes, huh? I'm having a chuckle with my stupid UN/avi but I'm not jerkin your pickle here, bro.
Why do you think you have all the time in the world to log off and get to fulfilling your obligations as a man by finding a wife and having children?

Trying to bring that 4chan muh oldfags shit over here is mad pathetic.
"I've been sitting around being a gay on a gossip forum longer than you, so it's actually you who's the idiot".
It's weirdos like you who are probably reinforcing my friend's misconception that it'll be fine to wait until he's 40 to have kids. Misery loves company and you just want to see him waste his genes producing even spergier children.
Why are you interested in my lack of sexual activity? Seriously why? Sounds kinda gay bro
 
He must think you're some kind of molten rock creature in real life, and therefore wants to fuck you. :cryblood:, I know.
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This is what I've been reduced to. A molten star trek lava slug
 
you bullied the mormon into getting rid of his anime avatar LOL
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Nigga you blind
I'm more interested in why you're insistent on wasting your youth and using our religion as an excuse to avoid self improving. We can leave your penis out of the conversation but we need to get to the root of why you're kneecapping yourself like this
I'm gonna ask a stupid question: your middle name Scott?
 
I'm more interested in why you're insistent on wasting your youth and using our religion as an excuse to avoid self improving. We can leave your penis out of the conversation but we need to get to the root of why you're kneecapping yourself like this
Do you have a girlfriend/wife, and is she okay that you fuck lava slugs?
 
I'm more interested in why you're insistent on wasting your youth and using our religion as an excuse to avoid self improving. We can leave your penis out of the conversation but we need to get to the root of why you're kneecapping yourself like this
I'm suspecting you of being a Mormon too.
I think we should add you to the Mormonism thread so we can debate you AND Welpie on the finer details of your religion, more specifically about why are niggers no longer cursed and how come you refuse to inflict the judgments specified by the Lord in the OT on homosexuals and witches.
 
I've no idea, I got it from here by searching Slugma
Why is a self-proclaimed Mormon trying to "help out a brother" going on Rule 34 sites? Did you not pay attention to the Come, Follow Me lessons this year?

Matthew 7: 3-5 said:
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?

5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
 
Why is a self-proclaimed Mormon trying to "help out a brother" going on Rule 34 sites? Did you not pay attention to the Come, Follow Me lessons this year?
Because he has been a stray for a long time. If he is who I think, oh boy. He has no room to talk. He has a girlfriend... hasn't married her even though they've dated for the past 7 years
 
Because he has been a stray for a long time. If he is who I think, oh boy. He has no room to talk.
Ooh, you have some tea after all.

He has a girlfriend... hasn't married her even though they've dated for the past 7 years
If you're both just nearing your mid-20s, that's becoming the norm these days.
 
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