Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Shots fired at non-practicing lawyers that do not practice law and non-practicing comedians that practice anal sodomy.
He also talks about drama farmers (not referring to us in this case!) and men who are 40, 50 and 60 years old being mad. I wonder which group he was referring to?
>Pushing back his comics constantly, not delivering anything
I wonder which fat paedophile he was referring to?

He summarises the Sektur pretty well for a total normie outsider. Good for him, wish his success. Get fucked Juju, Vedo, Riley and Balldo.

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Dude, Eric raped Nick, Daxipad and evs harder than Drexel raped his friend's daughter.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Dude, Eric raped Nick, Daxipad and evs harder than Drexel raped his friend's daughter.

Eric reversed buck broke them. Case in point, EVS has done nothing today but go on both his and Eric's YouTube and Twitter comment section saying that Eric should be thanking him for reaching a settlement with ISOM. What a smarmy fuck. Shouldn't you be be spending time with your family this Christmas Ethan instead of coping on the Internet? What a faggot.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

>Pushing back his comics constantly, not delivering anything
I wonder which fat paedophile he was referring to?

Sounds like Ethan Van Sciver.

 

[AnOminous]

Dude, Eric raped Nick, Daxipad and evs harder than Drexel raped his friend's daughter.

OMG Eric July amicably resolved a legal dispute by just agreeing with the other guy that there was no actual dispute, instead of acting like a complete and absolute faggot and accusing the guy of being a child molester!

OMG WTF BBQ!

Somehow Nick, the guy with an actual law degree, can't manage this. Maybe he's a fucking idiot!

 

[AltisticRight]

Does Kayla like my parodies?

Depends on how long it is, how hard hitting the lyrics are, how dark the beats are, and how thick the rhythm goes.

Here's an example of one that hits.

 

[P5Fever]

Eric just posted a new video, he makes a reference that "Youtuber's words aren't gospel, especially the ones with substance consumption problems. My lawyers practice daily in their areas of focus, and just because they aren't streaming all the time doesn't mean that they don't exist, and it sure as hell doesn't mean that someone who has never practiced in this area knows more than them."

I wonder who that comment could possibly be referring to. Seems a bit too on the nose.

Dammit Eric I’m so tempted to buy your comics for lulz. Not quite but we’re getting close but I think you actually could be growing on me.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is a jizz gargling idiot and I hope one of the kids he has openly stated he hates writes a tell-all about what a piece of shit he is.

 

[PaladinBoo]

OMG Eric July amicably resolved a legal dispute by just agreeing with the other guy that there was no actual dispute, instead of acting like a complete and absolute faggot and accusing the guy of being a child molester!

OMG WTF BBQ!

Somehow Nick, the guy with an actual law degree, can't manage this. Maybe he's a fucking idiot!

The ex-gang banger did a better job at being both an adult and settling a legal dispute than the rich, white bread ass nigga born with a silver spoon in his mouth who has a law degree. Talk about a massive L for Balldo Man.

 

[R00T]

i mean i'm guessing it wasn't eric's fault but i still find it silly that it even had to be "settled" like this instead of the church just looking at the first email and going "this has nothing to do with us" but glad they could work it out.

still find it hilarious that the all the comics spergs who like less than 5 years ago were freaking out about how the industry has been corrupted and is pushing people out will now try to get an independent guy just trying to MAKE FUCKING COMICS canceled for no reason whatsoever.

hypocrisy is an ugly foundation.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Eric reversed buck broke them. Case in point, EVS has done nothing today but go on both his and Eric's YouTube and Twitter comment section saying that Eric should be thanking him for reaching a settlement with ISOM. What a smarmy fuck. Shouldn't you be be spending time with your family this Christmas Ethan instead of coping on the Internet? What a faggot.

Him, Dax and Vito are all claiming that Eric did what they said he should do, so apparently that’s the best cope they could all come up with.

 

[Strix454]

If you guys ever wondered where Doug Tennapel's morality stands:
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One thing that has to be understood about Doug is that unless you share all of Doug's religious ideas and perhaps even go to Doug's church, you are just another human husk going on your way to hell in his eyes. Everyone that isn't in Doug's little church club is the same as Vito in Doug's eyes. Anyone who might think they are better than Vito is in Doug's view just fooling themselves. And if someone is attacking Vito, Doug will see his duty as a christian to come to a defense of him and everything he is doing.

Whatever he pretends to be, Doug is a selfish egotistical manipulative asshole. Just about the only thing he has cared about since 2018 is getting a political platform and becoming a political e-celebrity. Everything else he does is a means to that end.

 

[AnOminous]

i mean i'm guessing it wasn't eric's fault but i still find it silly that it even had to be "settled" like this instead of the church just looking at the first email and going "this has nothing to do with us" but glad they could work it out.

There was never even a real dispute, just a pathetic attempt to create one by Juju the Cow and that pedophile Vito.

 

[3MMA]

THE BALLDO!
YOU PUT IT ON, WE CAME!

Made a CenoBalldo to go with your cenobite quote above. 50 hours in paint at least.
ETA: forgot balldo.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Eric July fucking smashed the Sektur and left it a burning wreck by being a businessman. Well played.

I truly hope he makes $50,000,000. Seems like he's got a great thing going.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Is this nigger really wanting a bench seat in a mustang? Also, he bought an auto mustang? Rip. Buckets aren't there for the center console you minger. Also, a mustang is not great off the line. Roll racing sure; but sure.

This faggot thinks he has a sequential turbo mustang? He knows less about cars than he does the law which is impressive. "It has a turbo that feeds another turbo and it whines when you open it up" aslkdghasdgas. Yeah, I'm mati idgaf.

 

[Chibitzen]

Sean/Potentially Criminal gives thoughts on MANdy:

He definitely will not share it anonymously on here. That could never happen.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Edit: Also Nick is streaming with Ty beard tonight. Has anyone ever noticed that nick's live viewers drop by like 20% whenever he brings Ty on? I genuinely wonder why. Not even being sarcastic.

After completely bungling the Vic case, does that man bring anything interesting (for the degenerates who still unironically enjoy Nick's content) to the shows? You take away the perceived aura of competence away and suddenly you're left with a tired old man waxing philosophical about ancient Asian war strategies that he failed to put to use.

 

[Hot Dog]

I'm glad Eric was able to get a win with his IP and have his lawsuit settled. Seems like it was a pretty bad idea to try and make him an enemy when he just keeps dunking wins by being relatively genuine, competent, and putting money where his mouth is.

Enjoy being a drunken asshole this Christmas, Nick. I'm sure your shitty family won't.

 

[Maude Snew]

I sincerely doubt he has an original bone in his entire body.

Sometimes he does when Drexel comes over.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Is this nigger really wanting a bench seat in a mustang? Also, he bought an auto mustang? Rip. Buckets aren't there for the center console you minger. Also, a mustang is not great off the line. Roll racing sure; but sure.

This faggot thinks he has a sequential turbo mustang? He knows less about cars than he does the law which is impressive. "It has a turbo that feeds another turbo and it whines when you open it up" aslkdghasdgas. Yeah, I'm mati idgaf.

American cars are supposed to have superchargers because we’re girthy and love belts. Turbochargers are for Asians and Germans