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[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Imagine being a little kid at karate practice… And your parents buzz around in the background, measuring air supply levels, in between masking you and making you rinse your mouth and spray crap into your nose. Talk about mortifying.

The issue with those people is instead of popping out 7-10 children like their Great Grandparents they instead had 1 single miracle baby that they are overprotective of.

 

[Pedophobe]

I discovered a fascinating Reddit account today, this guy.

Absolute madlad (not in a good way).

 

[Camel joe]

having learned nothing from the faces of atheism debacle inceltears did the exact same thing some time ago. A bunch of inceltears people posted selfies to own the incels and the results were exactly as you'd expect from reddit.

Spoiler: Incels:Owned

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The third picture isn't that bad tbh

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

The issue with those people is instead of popping out 7-10 children like their Great Grandparents they instead had 1 single miracle baby that they are overprotective of.

Too many parents are just outright mental these days. Either the most smothering kind of helicoptering or neglectful to abusive levels with little in between. Sometimes alternating between the two between siblings. I fear for the generations that follow the Zoomers and the Alphas. The cycle of abuse is real, and while this might not be abuse in the classical "Dad's got the belt" sense, it is a different form. One that will no doubt be passed on possibly for generations to come.

 

[Sugriva]

More fanfiction. God damn I hate Reddit.
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[holyhandgrenade]

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More fanfiction. God damn I hate Reddit.
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I saw this one earlier at least it's somewhat original. I don't feel bad for all the fictional people who will lose their imaginary lives when based nuclear technician chad enacts his evil plan.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The third picture isn't that bad tbh

You mean the man dating tranny shrek?

 

[AnOminous]

“I plan on blowing my Christmas budget on tests, masks and air purifiers… Is it enough?”

These people are pathetic. I am in a family where something like half of us who show up for holidays are legit medical personnel and nobody at this point is masking.

Just suck it up. We live in a world of sickness. You'll sometimes get sick.

 

[Soyteenager]

This image speaks for itself

 

[Fapcop]

These people are pathetic. I am in a family where something like half of us who show up for holidays are legit medical personnel and nobody at this point is masking.

Just suck it up. We live in a world of sickness. You'll sometimes get sick.

Some folks just want to be miserable, or live in a permanent state of fight or flight it seems.

Here are some more for you entertainment:


“You’re the VICTIM!” Lol

“How can I best be alone and miserable?”

“YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!”

“HAALP!! My daughter may have been tangentially in the vicinity of someone with the coof? Do I her lock her up for a week?!”


COVID at the hospital? No my dear.. HORROR at the hospital!

Wait… The doctor would be wearing a mask, no? So what’s the matter?! One minute a mask is an impregnable disease fortress, the next minute it does fuck all?

They can’t make up their minds it seems!

 

[Vampirella]

Some folks just want to be miserable, or live in a permanent state of fight or flight it seems.

Here are some more for you entertainment:

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“You’re the VICTIM!” Lol

“How can I best be alone and miserable?”
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“YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!”

“HAALP!! My daughter may have been tangentially in the vicinity of someone with the coof? Do I her lock her up for a week?!”
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COVID at the hospital? No my dear.. HORROR at the hospital!
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Wait… The doctor would be wearing a mask, no? So what’s the matter?! One minute a mask is an impregnable disease fortress, the next minute it does fuck all?

They can’t make up their minds it seems!

We caught the coof in October from my husband's grandfather that had stage 4 cancer. Grandpa laughed and said he thought it was the flu, and I thought it was before he told us. We just ate chicken soup and watched TV in bed for a few days and then it was gone. I've had worse flues to be honest. These fuckers know that stress can make you more likely to get sick right? What pussies.

 

[Camel joe]

You mean the man dating tranny shrek?

I'm assuming that isn't a tranny

 

[Fapcop]

We caught the coof in October from my husband's grandfather that had stage 4 cancer. Grandpa laughed and said he thought it was the flu, and I thought it was before he told us. We just ate chicken soup and watched TV in bed for a few days and then it was gone. I've had worse flues to be honest. These fuckers know that stress can make you more likely to get sick right? What pussies.

Pussies and assholes.

There’s this chick called science girl, right?

Supposedly she caught long COVID, and has been in bed for a year.

Another YouTuber recently visited her, and did a video about her and her husband caretaker.

It’s a sweet video. He talks about their deep love and how he’s optimistic and how he prayed with her (Heck, not particularly religious myself, but if I spent a year in bed with a mystery disease, I’d take all the prayers I could get!)

A cute little feel-good video.

Now you’d think the subreddit would like it, because “Muh advocacy” but nope. THE ZEROCOVID SUBREDDIT HATED IT!

Not going to post screencaps, cause it’s not that interesting, but post after post about how it was trash, f his religion, why didn’t he doompost more, she’s making too much money, and on and on.

Christ, never seen a more miserable bunch of bastards!

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Seems like a good opportunity to repost this old image.

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A picture is truly worth a thousand words.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

A doctor pozzed with coof and still coming to work, lets his patients know this and gives them a choice. The blackrock-owned clinic surely appreciates bigly their employees making their own maverick yet fully transparent safety decisions for quick maneuverability and achieving service deliverables in high pressure environments.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I'm assuming that isn't a tranny

Unfortunately but unsurprisingly, it is. Don't have the original reddit post but iirc it even said as much.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

This image speaks for itself

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Of course the Redditor doesn't seem bothered by nonce shit.

 

[WelperHelper99]

COVID at the hospital? No my dear.. HORROR at the hospital!

Wait… The doctor would be wearing a mask, no? So what’s the matter?! One minute a mask is an impregnable disease fortress, the next minute it does fuck all?

They can’t make up their minds it seems!

I can think of a reason that doctor is at the hospital. Changing a pacemaker is HARD. Hell just messing with the heart is extremely difficult. Him taking time off is almost impossible

We caught the coof in October from my husband's grandfather that had stage 4 cancer. Grandpa laughed and said he thought it was the flu, and I thought it was before he told us. We just ate chicken soup and watched TV in bed for a few days and then it was gone. I've had worse flues to be honest. These fuckers know that stress can make you more likely to get sick right? What pussies.

I'm happy your grandpa is ok. Covid at this point has mutated so far, that whatever lethality it had is nil. It's just another bug.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Wait… The doctor would be wearing a mask, no? So what’s the matter?! One minute a mask is an impregnable disease fortress, the next minute it does fuck all?

They can’t make up their minds it seems!

I'm sorry do you not trust the science you bigot?

It's easy, the mask works as long as you have faith it works and belief that COVID is the most deadliest sin upon this earth. It's obvious the Dr did not believe this and his doubt cast a aura of super COVID that compromises masks of the believers. If only more people believed in the science then we can mask away the COVID non believers doubt. It's simple science and irrefutable. I bet you don't have corsi rosenthal boxes in every room in your house, decon airlock in your house and a science is science, love is real flag in your yard.
To make up please light you Fauci prayer candle while you double mask and make your PFP the Ukraine flag Palestinian Flag.

 

[Fapcop]

I can think of a reason that doctor is at the hospital. Changing a pacemaker is HARD. Hell just messing with the heart is extremely difficult. Him taking time off is almost impossible

I'm happy your grandpa is ok. Covid at this point has mutated so far, that whatever lethality it had is nil. It's just another bug.

Have an 82 year old relative with COPD who just had the Wu flu as well for the first time.

Was symptom free after an week and it it never got worse than a cold.

JFC man, that’s a right on the nose parody, if I’ve ever seen one!

For a second I thought you had snuck on there and posted this today:


“We have followed the research and are guided by the science! Protect us therefore, in the name of the Fauci, the mask and the WHO! AMEN Let us open the psalm book to page 64: Biden Close to Thee.