Bible Fandom - Zoomers rediscover western canon

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The Bible is a collection of books that has been around for a few years. As it turns out, zoomers of many varieties are now rediscovering that there is more to the Bible than just the Book of Deuteronomy, unlike what fedora atheists on reddit and others would like you to believe. In fact, the Bible contains many tales and stories, detailing the destruction of Egypt, fall of Israel, origins of Canaanites, Judean relations with Syria, Jesus confronting men who are about to stone a woman, and many other stories that go beyond just "stone faggots, behead faggots, roundhouse kick a faggot into the concrete."

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You and me both, Bunnyartz.

Shockingly still, it's not just based and redpilled zoomers reposting Bin Laden's manifesto on TikTok who are doing it, but also alphabet zoomers who you would imagine would be naturally repulsed by the holy book of traditionally conservative westerners. We are talking about the kinds of zoomers who identify by xe/xim pronouns, draw women brown, with hairy breasts, and retweet their favourite Five Nights At Freddy's headcanons. A very unlikely demographic indeed, which is what this thread aims to highlight.

These zoomers by large do not consider themselves to be Christians, but rather part of what they dub the "Bible fandom," or "Jesus fandom." More specifically, they consider the Bible to be one of their favourite books, discussing it much like how others would discuss Lord of the Rings, One Piece, or similar large bodies of fiction. They appreciate Jesus Christ as he is described in the Bible, rather than from the theological perspective; as a saviour of mankind. In other words, it is what it says on the tin: a fandom, if a highly unusual one. It is also a bit less defined, at least for now, compared to other fandoms, although searching for "Bible fandom" or "Jesus fandom" does yield some results in search.

Wolfy / WolfyTheWitch​

The most logical place to start is with someone who appears to be the biggest propellant for this phenomenon. It's a Twitter user going by the handle @WolfyTheWitch, or just Wolfy for short. If his Twitter bio is anything to go by, he is from Philippines, and decorates his profile with the hallmarks of an alphabet person, who is gay, nonbinary, or something like that.

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However, his profile is unusual in that it features many posts about the Bible. More specifically, drawings he makes, depicting various scenes as described in the Bible. Those are interspersed in between depictions of characters from Greek and assorted Middle Eastern stories. Here is his biggest Jesus-related drawing, with 115,000 likes:
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Links to tweets on images.
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He also considers himself to be a Christian.
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Now, by themselves, the tweets do not tell you much about this fabled Bible fandom, so instead you have to go under the replies of those tweets to see the full image. There will be some other big tweets from other profiles further down below. You can also see that there are some alphabet zoomers who are interested in the theological aspect of this fandom, just not the "hateful Christians" that go with it.
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Lastly, there are replies lambasting Wolfy for being a sinner, accusing him of actually hating Christianity, and other spergery from online Christian LARPers, but those are too boring to show. You can see them for yourself.

Some other posts​

Wolfy has a big footprint in this Bible fandom, but he is not the only user who engages with this concept. Here are some other tweets with many likes and engagement around this subject.
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Conclusion​

The Bible fandom is not particularly lol-worthy. Rather, it is an interesting insight into the zoomer segment of the Internet and how zoomers choose to make sense of the world around them. While we hear a lot on Kiwi Farms and elsewhere about "trad zoomers" reconnecting with tradition, those types of zoomers are largely what one would categorise as "right-wing" or "based." You don't often hear about similar developments on the other side of the political spectrum, especially when a lot of terminally online leftists are blindly hostile to nearly any concept associated with Christianity or its followers.

Maybe this is also a short-lived fad, and not much will happen beyond what has already been shown in this thread. Nevertheless, it is an unusual phenomenon that some may find mildly interesting and curious. It would be interesting to see this phenomenon gain greater traction.
 
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this is pretty decent
Lastly, there are replies lambasting Wolfy for being a sinner, accusing him of actually hating Christianity, and other spergery from online Christian LARPers, but those are too boring to show. You can see them for yourself.
i would include this though also i love the text heavy OP rather than tons of embedded videos
 
Bible fanfic has been around for millennia and it's not surprising zoomzooms are writing their own gospels about the secret faggotry of David and Jonathan. I don't know if it warrants its own thread, but I honestly feel a lot of these retvrn to Christianity sentiments found largely online are just "Bible fandom."

If his Twitter bio is anything to go by, he is from Philippines,
In that case this is really just an example of how those people interact with Christianity rather than a broader trend.
 
Maybe this is also a short-lived fad, and not much will happen beyond what has already been shown in this thread.
Most certainly. All it will take is for this to blow up, and then a single xitter equivalent of a breadtuber will point out that the Bible considers being a faggot a grave sin you will burn in hell for all eternity for. The people behind this "fandom" will probably still stick to their beliefs, as it's hard for me to imagine they haven't already heard about all the "nasty" stuff the Bible contains, but any larger following they might acquire over the next few weeks/months will definitely drop out after that. I don't really think this is anything new anyway, as there have always been plenty of "feel good" christians who choose their facebook Bible quotes very carefully and aren't really into that whole "stone the fags" part. The only possible novelty I can see is zoomers who've been raised in progressive households and have had practically no real interaction with Christianity and the Bible, so this xitter cringefest will actually be their first introduction to it, but as I already said, the moment they will hear about any "bigoted" quotes from the Bible they will drop out, or at most keep some very few selected aspects of Christ's teachings, but many lefties already do that, just without the LARP (usually).
There is nothing wrong or lolcow worthy with this.
It's wrong from the Christian perspective in that it's not really Christian, and is even in fact blasphemous, but I agree it's not lolcowy at all. It is very fascinating though
 
All it will take is for this to blow up, and then a single xitter equivalent of a breadtuber will point out that the Bible considers being a faggot a grave sin you will burn in hell for all eternity for.
They will do what liberal theologians have always done: reinterpret those passages in a way that aligns with what they already believe. There are a bunch of mental and linguistical gymnastics they use to force a different meaning on those parts that say gay sex is a sin.
 
I'll take these zoomer spergs over other people in the Bible fandom tbh. At least they aren't making a bunch of kids they beat/starve or blowing up women's clinics.
Of course you would, you're severely autistic. The zoomers and the people who starve children and blow up clinics, these are your people.
 
"I draw Jesus as a tranny therefore I understand Christianity better than Christians"

Christian me finds all of this an abhorrent blasphemy and I'm completely appalled and disgusted, but it might be preferable than fedora tipping atheists above.

Opening your heart to Jesus, even if it is a completely perverted idea of Jesus through a woke nonsensical lens, might actually open their hearts to the real Jesus and His message.

All of this is indicative that they acknowledge to some extent they need Jesus, and if they continue seeking answers they might discard 'progressive' Christianity for actual Christianity.

Rainbows here, please.
 
Of course you would, you're severely autistic. The zoomers and the people who starve children and blow up clinics, these are your people.
If you think some zoomers drawing biblically accurate Jesus fanart is worse than Jill Rodrigues or JimBoob Duggar, you need to seriously reexamine your priorities.

I'm all for a thread on whackjobs in Christianity though. We have Quiverfull Gen and threads on individual fundie horrorshows like JillRod but that doesn't really cover shit like tradcath LARPers and Christian terrorists.
 
Of course you would, you're severely autistic. The zoomers and the people who starve children and blow up clinics, these are your people.

While I do agree with her on certain sects of Christians being deranged and degenerate, especially evangelicals, I think her autism prevents her from being able to differentiate her own personal experiences and confirmation bias from the reality of the religion of Christianity as a whole, let alone being able to have nuanced, sensible views on the topic (Or most other topics).

Which does translate in a warped sense of morality of her own.

Such many cases!
 
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