Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

“Funny” how he told the Matt from Fuddbusters that he had to let the fat girl from his college class cut his hair because he needed a haircut but couldn’t afford $15 to get one at a barber shop yet he told Ty last night that he’s had Amazon Prime since he was a college undergrad. He was apparently not so broke that he had to work a job while flouncing about as a male cheerleader & failing classes but he was still set up like even if his parents didn’t trust him with cash money he still could get what he needed in a supervised way. No one broke enough to not be able to afford a haircut is going to be buying enough Amazon purchases to justify paying a monthly fee to Amazon for Prime so either Nick is lying about poverty again and / or his parents were providing him with enough perks that he wasn’t as poor as he pretends.

Maybe he spent all his allowance on new underwear for his 'underwear only room' because all his old ones were stained?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You're a mean one, Mr. Balldo,
You really are a drunk,
You're as cuddly as Ralph, you're as charming as Daxipad, Mr. Balldo,
You're a balding pollack with a greasy dye job!

You’re a sick one, Mr Nick
You really have no class
If it’s a bottle or a balldo you just jam it up your ass, Mr Niiiick
I wouldn’t touch you with with Mandy’s obvious catfish fucking pooooole

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You’re a sick one, Mr Nick
You really have no class
If it’s a bottle or a balldo you just jam it up your ass, Mr Niiiick
I wouldn’t touch you with with Mandy’s obvious catfish fucking pooooole

Nice!

I feel like it’s good to have shit posts in threads rather than just bashing a cow. The Fatrick haikus were fun in the Fatrick thread.

 

[Pomniman]

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Made a CenoBalldo to go with your cenobite quote above. 50 hours in paint at least.
ETA: forgot balldo.

Hellraiser 2 was my favorite movie in the series.

Spoiler: NSFL Gay 90s underwear party in Hell

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Raging alcoholic soaking in his whiskey sweats makes fun of Matthew Perry dying from substance abuse.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I've mentioned it a few times in the thread, but has Nick mentioned anything about streaming on Christmas Eve as per tradition?

It falls on Sunday this year, which isn't a regular streaming day for him and never was even pre-Balldo. Ty Beard also pulled out last minute on Nick last year IIRC.

It holds particular nostalgia for me because I got caught in my car in an icestorm away from home a few years ago at 4 am and listened to a decent chunk of a Nick/Ty Christmas Eve stream live lying in my car as it iced over, stealing WiFi from a closed McDonald's parking lot.

He might just so he can pull the "THIS IS MY JOB HONEY, I CAN'T GO TO DINER WITH YOUR SCANDINAVIAN FAGGOT FAMILY, I MUST WIN THE BREAD FOR THIS HOUSE" card and stay home dipping his balldo in a tub full of Macallan.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

his parents were providing him with enough perks that he wasn’t as poor as he pretends.

I think the most likely answer is that his parents were sending him money every month for living expenses and directly paid his tuition fees and rents.
A normal human being would say that they were actually really well off under those circumstances as they could leave higher education without any debt and didn't have to work a job, but this is Nick we're talking about. He probably thinks he was living in hardship because he only had $2000 to spend purely on his own consumption and he couldn't always have everything he wanted.
He's living in abject luxury compared to the average american, let alone the average human, but it's never enough for Nick.

 

[Kopasea]

- He said he might be in Miami in the next month. He wants to talk to Rumble to hash out his deal.

Apparently Nick thinks that the best time to negotiate a contract extension/renewal is after the contract has expired...

- Nick said he does not have a 'multi-million dollar trust fund to protect him from anything'. He has had help, but people have misunderstood the will of his grandparents that it gives him a bunch of money.

This is the first time I've seen him actually acknowledge that he had help with anything. And, Nick, since I know you're gonna read this eventually, the reason you're called a trust fund kid is not because you have a million dollars just sitting there. It's because you've never had to sacrifice your comfort in order to provide for anyone or anything.

Funny” how he told the Matt from Fuddbusters that he had to let the fat girl from his college class cut his hair because he needed a haircut but couldn’t afford $15 to get one at a barber shop yet he told Ty last night that he’s had Amazon Prime since he was a college undergrad. He was apparently not so broke that he had to work a job while flouncing about as a male cheerleader & failing classes but he was still set up like even if his parents didn’t trust him with cash money he still could get what he needed in a supervised way. No one broke enough to not be able to afford a haircut is going to be buying enough Amazon purchases to justify paying a monthly fee to Amazon for Prime so either Nick is lying about poverty again and / or his parents were providing him with enough perks that he wasn’t as poor as he pretends.

Yeah, he couldn't afford the $15 haircut, but gave her $100 as a tip after he was finished.

Spoiler: My theory

My theory about his life is this: We know he went to a better school for the first year. But that he played Everquest all day instead of doing the work. His parents realized he was a fuckup, so they pulled the college funding. So he went to the cheap local college. There he decided to marry the first non-fat that showed interest in him. He wasn't a virgin out of virtue, but rather inability to attract anyone.

After college, they got married (3 years before they had a kid so who knows what was happening there). Then they had a kid. Parents are hoping he stops being a douchebag (and it seems like Kayla's parents were helping keep him in check). Nick and Kayla get given a house by his parents while he works a bank teller position at WF (that's like 20-30k a year depending on how good a salesman you are). A few more kids pop out cause Kayla wants a big family. Nick decides he hates working so he looks at being a lawyer. Parents pay for his law school, and eventually he finishes. They then buy him a new house because they have more kids and as a graduation gift.

 

[Potatoherder]

He likes having Ty on, despite the 'fiasco',, but Nick did not have any input on it. It still hurt. He doesn't know why people are coming at hum over it.

- He likes having Ty on, despite the 'fiasco',, but Nick did not have any input on it. It still hurt. He doesn't know why people are coming at hum over it.

So Ty is now back to being a friend and mentor yet at one point Nick claimed they were never friends and didn't know each other too well.


YT barely eked out rumble with $100. TY shows used to be the most success of the year and now they are near the lows. Even with 9k viewers the +12h views seem way more reasonable at 89k. Nick said quite a lot today in chat.

Nick loves his kids as much as he loves lady ours. Don't take what he says on stream take random comments in chat as fact.

RekietaLaw

@theghoulmachiner I wouldn't trade a single one of them for anything

2023-12-22 03:03:06 -0600 CST

Press x to doubt. I am sure the balldo jokes are seat sliders for the ladies.

MickeyBitsko	And the most powerful aphrodisiac....can you make them laugh	2023-12-22 03:06:43 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	@mickeyBitsko I am good at all of this	2023-12-22 03:07:30 -0600 CST

People would believe the swinger shit less if you weren't denying it so much and then trying to get people to believe it's not bad at all.

RekietaLaw

"@letoEnchanted are there swinger bars in MPLS? Seems awesome, but I don't know about them"

2023-12-22 03:24:03 -0600 CST

Rants seem super boring aside from this. Ty would have never been outright confronted like this before. That was the last rant of the night. Nick is throwing Branca under the bus even though both Ty and Branca had beefs with her. Albeit Branca went in raw dog.

DSPGaming

Ty, you’re not a bully towards women? You were insanely rude and wouldn’t let Natalie (black lawyer chick) on Nick’s Rittenhouse streams. Or was that just because you’re racist, not sexist?

$1

2023-12-22 02:35:45 -0600 CST

RekietaLaw

@dspgaming that was branca

2023-12-22 02:31:08 -0600 CST

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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I've mentioned it a few times in the thread, but has Nick mentioned anything about streaming on Christmas Eve as per tradition?

It falls on Sunday this year, which isn't a regular streaming day for him and never was even pre-Balldo. Ty Beard also pulled out last minute on Nick last year IIRC.

It holds particular nostalgia for me because I got caught in my car in an icestorm away from home a few years ago at 4 am and listened to a decent chunk of a Nick/Ty Christmas Eve stream live lying in my car as it iced over, stealing WiFi from a closed McDonald's parking lot.

He said he was planning on it in his last LOCALS stream from last night.

This is the first time I've seen him actually acknowledge that he had help with anything. And, Nick, since I know you're gonna read this eventually, the reason you're called a trust fund kid is not because you have a million dollars just sitting there. It's because you've never had to sacrifice your comfort in order to provide for anyone or anything.

He has said it before. There is a clip I need to find about him talking about his safety net as he waxed philosophic about how you need to try things and 'fail' as a creator. Not everyone can do that, and he was lucky.

I believe he also mentioned that he had a arrangement to have his house and education expenses paid off for him in that same clip.

 

[R00T]

Is he confirming that he's such an absolute and utter fuckup that his grandparents have in fact put some kind of generation-skipping financial vehicle in place that specifically cuts him out in favor of his kids, because they know otherwise he'd squander it with his squalid sins and perversions?

It read to me as “there’s a big pool of money but I am only given access to it via drip” like a few thousand a month or whatever instead of a massive chest he could blow in liquor. Ie not enough to make him rich instantly but a process that allows him to claim he isn’t a trust fund grandchild.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Raging alcoholic soaking in his whiskey sweats makes fun of Matthew Perry dying from substance abuse.

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This motherfucker is such a piece of shit I actually had to take a break from my holiday travels to create this for my fellow farmers.

To be clear, I don't give a fuck about the crassness of the humor. I'm not moralfagging about that. But this alcoholic faggot spent 15 minutes grandstanding about Schneider not being considerate of addicts less than 24 fucking hours ago. What a retard.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

To be clear, I don't give a fuck about the crassness of the humor. I'm not moralfagging about that. But this alcoholic faggot spent 15 minutes grandstanding about Schneider not being considerate of addicts less than 24 fucking hours ago. What a retard.

I don't see the issue buddy, it's not like Nick is clearly addicted to a substance that can cause you to lose control and pass out when consumed in excess and brags about his drug consumption.
There's no possible way that something like that could happen to him

 

[Anticipointment]

Raging alcoholic soaking in his whiskey sweats makes fun of Matthew Perry dying from substance abuse.

Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=4CkEpfb4sCA

Nick in the hot tub looks like his head has been shooped onto the body of a scrawny boy in middle school.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is he confirming that he's such an absolute and utter fuckup that his grandparents have in fact put some kind of generation-skipping financial vehicle in place that specifically cuts him out in favor of his kids, because they know otherwise he'd squander it with his squalid sins and perversions?

Maybe that was his Worst Day, finding out that the big payday is never coming and he can never abandon his kids without abandoning the remaining drip-feed of free money.

EDIT: actually, when did Kayla's "makeover" happen? Did Nick really start working on her after realizing he was stuck with her for real?

 

[3MMA]

I adore low-effort shitposts like this. Here is my rendition. "He'll tear your balls apart":
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Love what you did with that face. Low effort shit posts can function as a light in a thread, brightening up pages of theories, made heavy by Balldo’s words & deeds. Man of culture
ETA: the title is classic:

Hellraiser 2 was my favorite movie in the series.

Spoiler: NSFL Gay 90s underwear party in Hell

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At first glance, could hardly believe my eyes. Haven’t been left breathless over an expressionist work on the history of the Fall of Balldo in ages, until seeing this piece. The exotic colors really pop, leading the audience to wonder if the artist made purposeful use of the Jamaican flags colors in the center third of the image. Truly powerful stuff!

Balldo, represented in a gay gym onesie, dances to the mysterious beat, splashes of colors pound behind him. Featureless black shadows representing the nature of his cuckoldry balance the piece out. They are multiple, nameless, faceless, black men, stalking across the canvas in primary colored underwear. The movement of the piece literally draws the viewer into the Gay90’s underwear party in some dank, dirty, Minnesota club. Balldo’s own onesie is green, a powerful symbolic gesture illustrative of the cuckold’s jealousy of the black bulls he competes with, maybe even loves. His face shows one eye wide open, the other shut, inferring extreme intoxication from that bottle of overpaid bar whiskey.

Finally, notice the pink high heels, & lack of Lady Rackets. It’s been posited that the artist used these trappings of the feminine to bring to mind all that Old Balldo stood to lose. Where is she? Whisked away by another, unseen, black shadow man? Breathtaking display from the height of the ScamL Likely school, an expressionist movement which strongly favored the avant-garde & surreal use of symbolic narrative during Balldo’s decline. This piece also appears to be part of a series, maybe a triptych, though strong enough to stand alone. Gay90’s Underwear Party in Hell loves you & should make millions of dollars at auction.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It looks like Nick has added shitty tattoos to the front of his torso as well. He’s so fucking trashy. At least lift a weight before decorating your anorexic teenage girl physique.

 

[3MMA]

Sometimes he does when Drexel comes over.

That original gangsta bone.

Lick Rekieta, non-practicing esquire.

He wasn't a virgin out of virtue, but rather inability to attract anyone.

Hence, “incel,” has become his go-to insult for seething at his critics, or even just his audience.

It looks like Nick has added shitty tattoos to the front of his torso as well.

Noticed that recently too, did a search for “Rekieta + cuck,” a few weeks ago & found some funny things. Iirc, this was from that live show Nick drank at, with Daxipad & Coomel, etc, last February or March ‘23.


Link | Archive
White bread ass niggah wit dem Jap tatts & all. Sordid.

 

[AnOminous]

As for the trust fund thing since he can't pull all the money himself he has "no net". Not counting the fact that mommy and daddy won't let their 5 grandchildren starve since their fuck up son is too much of an idiot to be responsible. More word games and bullshit from the pretend lawyer.

Consider this: Nick is such an utter fuckup that his Weeb Wars success was probably the first time he ever had enough money in his life even to fuck up like a fucking spendthrift retard. Everyone knew not to trust this faggot with money.

Look at the retarded shit he blew money on the instant he got wigger rich, Rustangs, "art," cuck resorts, etc. etc. etc.

I feel like it’s good to have shit posts in threads rather than just bashing a cow. The Fatrick haikus were fun in the Fatrick thread.

They also annoyed the fuck out of our bros from the second, better forum, another plus.

White bread ass niggah wit dem Jap tatts & all. Sordid.

Anyone know what the moon runes mean? It'd be hilarious if they just tattooed "faggot" on him and he doesn't know.

Imagine being a grown ass man (allegedly) and having shit tattooed on you in a language you don't even speak. What a gargantuan jizz-gargling homosexual.

It read to me as “there’s a big pool of money but I am only given access to it via drip” like a few thousand a month or whatever instead of a massive chest he could blow in liquor. Ie not enough to make him rich instantly but a process that allows him to claim he isn’t a trust fund grandchild.

The old name for that was being a "remittance man," i.e. such a fuckup your rich family literally paid you a monthly allowance just to fuck off and go live somewhere far away.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Anyone know what the moon runes mean? It'd be hilarious if they just tattooed "faggot" on him and he doesn't know.

https://youtu.be/KRNZYKmFrcY

Already archived earlier in the thread and I'm on mobile, so no archive here.