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I feel like the guy kind of dropped the ball. He had a perfect opportunity to get a face shot of Flutter and didn’t do it. It’s not like Chris was going to do anything if he did.

Yea she has been absurdly lucky being just out of focus, or just obscured to get a clear shot of her - She must have some of that BigFoot genetics going on to be able to have that many people interested in getting a shot of her but so far not a single one has managed it even on the laws of average we should have something more than a few blured images.

Could use a reminder about his status as an elderly raping pariah and powerlessness.

Yea nobody's going to give that to him it's to far past the event now for it to take an effect, he's justified it, changed his own understanding of it and now wants to move on from it so he has, the only thing that will come close is...

That'll come on Monday, when Chris wakes up Christmas morning and the most he's going to get is a reminder that he's at least not in jail anymore.

No toys not even a Love You Son, nothing to insulate himself from the outside world that's about the only time a slight glimmer of introspection would slip in but it wont last long.
 
It's just fucking sad seeing a 41 year old man playing with toys who are fighting Graduon, the embodiment of Chris's negative feelings left over from graduating community college in 2006.
Oh please he's too far gone to ever accept even an inkling of an adult life. Still...while other cows like Kevin gibes squee over blowing their gibes me dats on transformers even he doesn't make stupid videos like these and tries to come off as a collector of them.

Really Chris is the embodiment of the downfall of the modern male. Raised by television then the internet and enabled to act like an idiot by those who should have raised him better
 
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Oh please he's too far gone to ever accept even an inkling of an adult life. Still...while other cows like Kevin gibes squee over blowing their gibes me dats on transformers even he doesn't make stupid videos like these and tries to come off as a collector of them.

Really Chris is the embodiment of the downfall of the modern male. Raised by television then the internet and enabled to act like an idiot by those who should have raised him better
Does make you wonder where Chris would be right now had Caden not been planning to play landlord for him all this time.
 
What a great way to finish out my dead holiday work shift with transcribing a tard babble on for over an hour. Merry Christmas.

Fan Mail and Cwcville Autobots Part 2

- Chris seems to be drawing new Sonichu comics. There's no fan mail or autobots here.

5 - Chris is drawing Jamsta Sonichu and needs to reference his comics to see what color it is. Chris seems to be mumbling "nobody's see that before" while leafing though one of the comics.

6~ - Chris gets a threatening donation telling him to watch his back.

15 - Chris unlocks his phone on stream. Is using the fingerprint reader. Goes though his photos albums and home screen. Nothing really interesting on the home screen.

18 - Chris looks to keep handwritten notes in the plastic sleeves with his copies of the comics.

18:30 - another threatening donation. Chris doesn't seem too worried about it.

19 - Chris is asked about why Boogey has a cute GF and Chris doesn't. Chris confidently offhandedly responds "wouldn't you like to know"?

21:30 - Chris is asked about why he made a video yelling at a toilet about his baby and if it was a corruption. "Yeah it was a stupid idea from idea guy Johson Wiles (sic) and all that. Don't worry about it, it's a dumb meme from 2017".

25~ - It looks like the Blood Meridian person from last time has potentially mailed a copy of the book to Chris.

25~ - Mention of an awareness chart.

27:15 - Chris is the central goddess of all timelines and this is the one prime universe and prime timeline. Without us, none of the other alternate universes/timelines/dimensions can exist.

28:30 - There is only one dimension where Chris raped mother.

29:50 - We are lectured on alternate timelines and universes. "Shatter glass universe". The alternate versions of you in other dimensions are the opposite version of yourself here. If you're good in this universe, you're bad in the other universe. Chris is really good here in this unicerse, Chris' counterpart - evil. A majority of people in this universe are good.

32 - At being challenged that Chris might be the bad version of Chris, he makes raspberries.

35 - Chris would like to visit London England if possible.

35:35 - Chris doesn't hate anyone. Only disappointment.

36 - Chris said that they are now in their second reincarnation.

37 - Someone writes in about concern about their medallion glowing. Chris plays right into it.

37:30 - Chris is omnipotent. He is a god that is confined by the body that he is in. Nobody is perfect, not even gods or goddesses. To say otherwise is just your definition of words. "In other words 'It don't mean a thing if it aunt got that swing' ".

43 - Chris is basically being continually pushed about his claims to godhood, Geno "will say as he will" when it comes to the Barb rape in the doc, and someone tells Chris that they will be stealing his license plates.

46:40 - The left channel in the audio starts to echo here, to sanely listen to the stream you need to disable the left channel.

47 - Isabella faked the audio in the recording where Chris talked about fucking his mom. "Isabella has admitted to doing this."

50:30 - Jamsta Sonichu is Bluetooth enabled.

53 - Chris is asked about wearing his medallion backwards in some recent videos meaning that he is being dishonest. He sighs, pauses, and then says "huh, shows what you know". Calls the donor a ween and says that he did donate those toys at a library.

55 - We can see Chris unlock his phone again. There is a very long Gmail message in his notifications.

56:30 No pictures without consent. (lol)

59:30 - Chris has never seen Titanic, but his alternate self has, and it was a good movie.

1:06:00 - Chris fails to understand that the echo is a hardware issue and blames it on the room having an echo.

1:08:00 - Chris goes into a broken record loop of the Simpsons bit where Homer sings the Flintstones theme. At this time I've noticed that the stream count has been dropping, rather than going up over time. Chris had about 450~ viewers at the beginning, and now is sitting at 330~.

1:11:00 - Chris is still singing. He literally just might be trolling everyone else here.

1:20:45 - Headphone warning as Chris quickly yells.

1:21:30 - Chris is not a lolcow because he tends to be quite serious. The real lolcows are people who call other people lolcows. "It's quite ironic and comical when you think about it."

1:25:00 Chris has shown no further interest in Blood Meridian since the last stream.
 
28:30 - There is only one dimension where Chris raped mother.
So it DID happen and this is Chris's stupid way of trying to avoid admitting it while also lying about it. Typical two-faced talk from him.
29:50 - We are lectured on alternate timelines and universes. "Shatter glass universe". The alternate versions of you in other dimensions are the opposite version of yourself here. If you're good in this universe, you're bad in the other universe. Chris is really good here in this unicerse, Chris' counterpart - evil. A majority of people in this universe are good.

Shattered Glass. Of course he mentions Shattered. Fucking. GLASS.

For those who don't know...that's the Transformers version of your bog standard mirror universe where everybody that's evil is good, etc. with red Decepticon emblems and purple Autobot logos. Chris is REALLY diving deep into Transformers expanded lore here since Shattered Glass itself amounts to some fancy repainted figures since its introduction in 2008 from Botcon as that year's theme for the exclusives.


What's hilarious is Chris has failed to account for the fact this means there's a universe where all his beloved ponies are evil, too. I believe the IDW comic run actually did a storyline on this (to resurrect some villain by corrupting the 'good guy' version of him...but then the show brought him back anyway) but Chris oddly never cared about the comics side of the franchise.

Also, officially, Shattered Glass does not have a hard 1:1 ratio of characters. This is because Hasbro refuses to acknowledge a good guy version of The Fallen, a.k.a. Cybertronian Judas. Meaning that just because Chris says he's a good guy...does not necessarily mean that an actual GOOD Chris exists.

37:30 - Chris is omnipotent. He is a god that is confined by the body that he is in. Nobody is perfect, not even gods or goddesses. To say otherwise is just your definition of words. "In other words 'It don't mean a thing if it aunt got that swing' ".
And yet Jesus could heal the sick, make the blind see, and all that crap - it's why he got put on the cross after all. Obviously Jesus 2.0 has become...diluted in ability and brain cells since his resurection.

I think the way to really screw Chris over would be to find bible quotes and spit them in his face. Especially the one line about how nobody can know the actual will of god himself.
 
I feel like the guy kind of dropped the ball.
Field agents are really slacking lately.
She must have some of that BigFoot genetics going on to be able to have that many people interested in getting a shot of her but so far not a single one has managed it even on the laws of average we should have something more than a few blured images.
Clearly Chris is using his goddess powers to manipulate the universe so that we can't get a clear shot of her.
 
Does make you wonder where Chris would be right now had Caden not been planning to play landlord for him all this time.
It pisses me off thinking that maybe he would be in some professional tard home now. That was his last chance of ever getting that kind of help and then Caden whisked him away to make him his indentured servant. It's all one big, mean cosmic joke.
 
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God fucking DAMN where is Chris getting all this money from to spend so fast.

That's the just released Generations Legacy Nemesis figure on the right (big purple woman...yes, it's female) which is MSRP minimum of like, $179 so Chris probably paid close to $200.

There's also a box underneath it with a red stripe which I believe is a Studio Series figure, but I can't make out the image on the visible back of the box to identify it. Likely a voyager though so another $35.

On the top shelf you can see his displayed collection of Twilight's Secret Shipfic cards, but I call attention to the figure specifically. That's a solid cast Rarity figurine but painted to look like Nightstar...professionally painted, since Chris couldn't possibly do something that clean even from a distance like this. Possibly $50 alone there.

Big Funko POP! Bulbasaur in the back that I guess is a flower vase? I got out of collecting POP! ages ago so no idea what that would be going for. Maybe $30?

The piece de resistance, of course, is that stupid fucking star. Remember when Chris made that big deal a little while ago about how FOOLISH the 'old' version of Chris was? And yet here he fucking is, hand-in-hand with Sonichu. Also its notable that despite claiming to be Jesus, Chris hasn't ridden on the fact that Christmas is thus technically his original birthday. Just further evidence this whole Jesus thing is a LARP he's only putting so-so effort into.
 
He's also got a Commodore in there as well, unless he got his old one back they can range quite a bit in price.
If he got a Bullbasaur out of 14BC then it's likely he also got the Commodore.

Which DOES at least remind me how fucking nice it is that he dropped all the Hyperdimension Neptunia Blue Heart bullshit for the time being at least.
Look at all the ween donations he gets on streams
No. I do not want to think about how Chris is making hilariously more money from the public than DSP.
 
This confirms that Chris has taken things from 14BC post-release and he's not just buying or rebuying things. He's got lots of video games there too, even with Chris's current cash flow buying those all would be a big expenditure.

It might be possible to identify the video games he has on the shelf. I recognize various Guitar Heroes, Disney Infinity, Red Dead Redemption, and Doom.
 
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Given how he's spending all that donation money so quickly it's gonna be fun come March/April because you just know he hasn't set any of that aside for taxes.

Also those green cases on the shelf. Are those HEX-BOX GAMES?
 
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Gyatt damn! Chris is really living the life right now! He’s got it all right now. All the vidya, manga and toys a tard could ever want. A car, a nice house, a government sponsored tugboat for life, legions of dummies that buy his merch or throw money at him everytime he streams and Christmas poon.

You can’t beat that.
 
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Would it be considered pozloading my neghole for reporting Chris for SSI fraud or potential tax fraud given the donations and Etsy store? In one of the early streams you can see the Paypal donation notifications on Chris' phone, unless Praetor has access to Chris' Paypal account. It's a shame claiming to have cured yourself of autism is a symptom of being mentally retarded.

Also obviously Chris uses tard logic, but by his reasoning the true and honest creator of Sonichu would be the dimensional version of himself that is a mother raper; the current version of Chris should take as much responsibility for the rape as he does Sonichu.

And yet Jesus could heal the sick, make the blind see, and all that crap - it's why he got put on the cross after all. Obviously Jesus 2.0 has become...diluted in ability and brain cells since his resurection.

I think the way to really screw Chris over would be to find bible quotes and spit them in his face. Especially the one line about how nobody can know the actual will of god himself.

This came up in the stream last night, Chris gave an answer that "all will be revealed in time". If you quoted that line at Chris he would unironically reply with "I am (a) god and this is my will". He'd probably be more bothered by the Bible misgendering him. Chris has also previously stated that the Bible is to be used more so as a guideline (so that Chris can pick and choose what applies to him).
 
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