Bible Fandom - Zoomers rediscover western canon

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Bondrewddidnothingwrong said:
Most certainly. All it will take is for this to blow up, and then a single xitter equivalent of a breadtuber will point out that the Bible considers being a faggot a grave sin you will burn in hell for all eternity for. The people behind this "fandom" will probably still stick to their beliefs, as it's hard for me to imagine they haven't already heard about all the "nasty" stuff the Bible contains, but any larger following they might acquire over the next few weeks/months will definitely drop out after that. I don't really think this is anything new anyway, as there have always been plenty of "feel good" christians who choose their facebook Bible quotes very carefully and aren't really into that whole "stone the fags" part. The only possible novelty I can see is zoomers who've been raised in progressive households and have had practically no real interaction with Christianity and the Bible, so this xitter cringefest will actually be their first introduction to it, but as I already said, the moment they will hear about any "bigoted" quotes from the Bible they will drop out, or at most keep some very few selected aspects of Christ's teachings, but many lefties already do that, just without the LARP (usually).

It's wrong from the Christian perspective in that it's not really Christian, and is even in fact blasphemous, but I agree it's not lolcowy at all. It is very fascinating though
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yeah there is a noticeable amount of "shipping" of Jesus Christ and Judas for some reason, where these people think they've come up with this headcanon that they're both gay for each other.

I've also seen a few tweets where people have said "This art has made me appreciate my faith way more than the Church has" which again, is quite funny.
 
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Ewan McGregor said:
While I do agree with her on certain sects of Christians being deranged and degenerate, especially evangelicals, I think her autism prevents her from being able to differentiate her own personal experiences and confirmation bias from the reality of the religion of Christianity as a whole, let alone being able to have nuanced, sensible views on the topic (Or most other topics).

Which does translate in a warped sense of morality of her own.

Such many cases!
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I don't think I've ever condemned Christianity (or any religion) as a whole. Just the people using it to be awful. Unfortunately there are a shitton of people like that in Christianity, many who are in positions of power.

Zoomer kids drawing Jesus fanart is goofy, but harmless especially in comparison to the straight up evil shit done around the world in the name of Christianity every day. We could probably have and entire forum on Christian horrowcows who think Jesus makes it ok to beat/starve/rape their kids or throw them on the streets for being gay and shit.

Btw, /pol/rapefugee tradcath LARPers and their ilk don't exactly do a good job selling Christianity either.
 
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Kennedy said:
Can’t wait to see Bible Fandom argue over what’s canon :tomgirl:
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i can picture them deciding that god is too mean in the OT and redoing christian gnosticism
i hate the demiurge!
i hate the demiurge!
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Ewan McGregor said:
I told you this before, and I'm telling you now:

It will never be not funny how quick you to find degeneracy, hypocrisy and the worst aspects of humanity in those you find to be in front of you and how it is only comparable to how quick you are to overlook/ignore/dismiss all of it when it pertains to those you perceive to be in your side / under your approval.
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Is that why people like you REEEEEEE whenever I post articles about pedo pastors and other religious sex scandals (a tiny fraction of how many exist and are being exposed every day) and go into #notallchristians mode (or straight up try to defend pedophilia)?
 
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Android raptor said:
I don't think I've ever condemned Christianity (or any religion) as a whole
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Do you read your own posts?

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Just the people using it to be awful. Unfortunately there are a shitton of people like that in Christianity, many who are in positions of power.
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I find it curious that you're very shy about denouncing this sort of stuff when it's other religions.

Android raptor said:
Zoomer kids drawing Jesus fanart is goofy, but harmless
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It is not harmless for reasons I find pointless to explain to you.

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straight up evil shit done around the world in the name of Christianity every day
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Again, I find it curious how silent you are whenever straight up evil shit around the world is done in the name of stuff you approve of.

Android raptor said:
We could probably have and entire forum on Christian horrowcows who think Jesus makes it ok to beat/starve/rape their kids
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I have not found you in certain threads about certain horrorcows that very much oppose christian values.

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throw them on the streets for being gay and shit.
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So it all comes down to this, doesn't it?

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Btw, /pol/rapefugee tradcath LARPers and their ilk don't exactly do a good job selling Christianity either.
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They're not true Christians, they just want the glamour of the old church.

They're arguably questionable in their embrace of stuff like national socialism too, but strangely enough you don't care about this.

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Is that why people like you REEEEEEE whenever I post articles about pedo pastors and other religious sex scandals (a tiny fraction of how many exist and are being exposed every day) and go into #notallchristians mode (or straight up try to defend pedophilia)?
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Now you're just making up shit. I've never defended paedophilia or child abuse. I just raise an eyebrow at your blanket statements on christians while ignoring egregious cases in other religions, or in the atheist left. I think it's peculiar.

You go as far as to claim that is 'a tiny fraction of how many exist' which is an assumption you make, whereas you tend to minimize it as 'bad apples' and #notallwhatever whenever it suits you which groups you approve of. You really do this.
 
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Android raptor said:
Is that why people like you REEEEEEE whenever I post articles about pedo pastors and other religious sex scandals (a tiny fraction of how many exist and are being exposed every day) and go into #notallchristians mode (or straight up try to defend pedophilia)?
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You do it to vindicate your beliefs, not because you care about children. You use them as a convenient vehicle to push your bigotry and fail to realize that you are the atheist version of the zoomer poltards you rail against so much. The irony is lost on you; you are an ideologue.
 
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ShooterOfCum said:
We are talking about the kinds of zoomers who identify by xe/xim pronouns, draw women brown, with hairy breasts, and retweet their favourite Five Nights At Freddy's headcanons. A very unlikely demographic indeed, which is what this thread aims to highlight.
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I would speculate a lot of these kids probably grew up in liberal, secular families where Christianity was not present if not slightly frowned upon. They thus don't really have the "baggage" with Christianity that the ones who grew up conservative religious households tend to do, so they have no real hangups with it. If anything they're probably more familiar with the endless snark and contempt around Christianity in pop culture ("magic sky fairy", "zombie Jesus", etc.) and so approaching it from a non-judgemental perspective is almost a novelty.
 
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Kennedy said:
Can’t wait to see Bible Fandom argue over what’s canon :tomgirl:
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I cannot wait for a modernized 2020’s version of the Council of Nicaea featuring a group of broccoli-haired, TikTok-addicted autistic they/them Zoomers convening to discuss which parts of the Bible are “W rizz” and which are “problematic”
 
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Captain Pedophile said:
Wolfy doesn't seem all that bad tbh, they seem to just be a very devoted Christian, plus they're spreading a positive message, so I see it as a win. The rest of the people involved is what concerns me.
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The whole positive thing is that being exposed to Jesus is healing in and on itself, and demons hate Jesus with a passion and they'll always try to avoid people to know about Him and His message.

The Alphabet People, especially the People of Gender, are cases of severe demonic infestation and therefore it is no surprise that they'll try to warp the image of Jesus and His message, making him a troon or a nigger or whatever. They'll always want to humiliate and defile His image by all means possible.

If you've ever been in a Progressive Christian church you'll surely notice how they'll go their way to avoid mentioning Him unless strictly necessary, as trying to bury His message under the idea that he was some sort of woke, progressive, roman era hippy is one of the devil's tricks.

But it is preferable to demons for us to hate Him rather than just misrepresent Him, so as long as there is curiosity and some reverence there is hope.

However, if these kids get to actually read the New Testament, all bets are off. The more you read it, the holier you become. If they read it enough times they'll end up giving up all this woke nonsense.

If Jesus is cutting through all the bullshit these kids have been fed in a way that speaks to them in the terms they've been taught (and are only allowed) to think things ("He was a minority, just like me") perhaps that is God's will and plan to prevail over the forces of evil. Perhaps many won't shrug the yoke of deception, but some will.

I'd PL about my own religious journey but I won't. I want to think there is hope for these kids, even though this whole thing is repulsive to me.
 
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Personally, I haven't seen much of this other than obvious leftists drawing or portraying Jesus as a brown or even as a negro, with the most notable example being the one already in the OP. Just morally and spiritually bankrupt people infecting it in an attempt to use it as a vehicle to further push their propaganda.
If there's not enough content to bake this into a proper thread, I'd say to amplify it to also include the "right-wing" side of it (ie. trads, christchuds, etc) the most notable of which are images and videos mostly originated from the sharty.
Alternatively, as there doesn't seem to be a "Bible thread" or a "General Christianity thread" other than this one which is about shitposting, just change the scope entirely to something like modern day social media brain-rot Bible discourse, just Twitter, TikTok, Reddit retards doing or saying whatever, and put the current Bible fandom within. The downfall of modern day's Bible discourse.

As it is right now, it isn't more than just "look at the latest fad these tranny faggot retards are doing on Twitter" that might die within a month. IMO I feel like all of this shit is fueled by the whole Israel-Palestinian shit, and will die whenever that also dies.
 
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