Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

"Babe, new Rob just dropped!"

The contrast between Jack and Rob couldn't be more. Rob is like Liquid Jack

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'd like to see him do something extremely complicated like Dashimaki Tamago. I used to zone out just watching those weird egg logs get made with such complicated prep.

They're not that hard to make. You just need a little time, a little patience and the right tools.

But then the Japanese tend to take making foods like that very seriously. I mean you have guys that have worked their entire lives to make the "perfect" version of it and until they achieve that perfection they can't stop.

 

[VenomPlug]

Mushbrain about EVs:

Also mushbrain:

It's so easy to 'gotcha' this idiot it's not even funny.

 

[AnOminous]

Mushbrain about EVs:

Jack should be hit in the face with a sledgehammer any time he posts one of these faggy bitmoji things.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Mushbrain about EVs:

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Also mushbrain:

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It's so easy to 'gotcha' this idiot it's not even funny.

He'll buy a horse to eat it raw, right? Gotta keep the Wendigo sated, right?

 

[densedance]

lel isn't his Scootypuff technically EV too?

 

[Super Hans v2]

lel isn't his Scootypuff technically EV too?

Technically? It doesn't use a lawnmower engine.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Typical Jack being a narc asshole. "Oh it's something I don't like, so no one can have one, and fuck the people that would lose their jobs."

But why does he hate EVs so much?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Typical Jack being a narc asshole. "Oh it's something I don't like, so no one can have one, and fuck the people that would lose their jobs."

But why does he hate EVs so much?

Because EVs are liberal!!! Except for Tesla because Elon Musk gud

 

[densedance]

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Typical Jack being a narc asshole. "Oh it's something I don't like, so no one can have one, and fuck the people that would lose their jobs."

But why does he hate EVs so much?

No idea, I don't actually think he does. Jack just seems to completely lack the ability to moderate his position on anything. Its either a top grade, or its awful. You see it in his reviews, his personal life, and his positions on relatively irrelevant shit like EV's.

Also, fucking lol at the idea of Jack buying a horse. He'd kill the poor thing, leaving it lame within months. Not to mention they're sensitive to the stress and health of the rider, it'd be on a permanent fucking edge around him just from the cues radiating off his dying mass, and the anger with it. Luckily for all involved, most drive throughs will refuse to serve you on a horse, so Jack would never in a million years actually consider one an acceptable ride.

 

[AnOminous]

But why does he hate EVs so much?

I thought it was just because he's fucking retarded so he believes whatever Alex Jones level bullshit his almost as retarded brother tells him.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Mushbrain about EVs:

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Also mushbrain:

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It's so easy to 'gotcha' this idiot it's not even funny.

He's a mushbrain who sees Elon Musk as a kindred spirit.

Typical Jack being a narc asshole. "Oh it's something I don't like, so no one can have one, and fuck the people that would lose their jobs."

But why does he hate EVs so much?

It's because the people that tend to push for EVs are liberal types and I think Biden was pushing for more EVs on the road by 2030 or something. Jagoff is the type that if he could he'd "roll coal" because he's an asshole.

 

[Alaina's Rotdog]

BAHAHA The fucking gimp hand limply holding onto the carrot was fantastic. I also loved it when he had to place the celery into it like he was loading a vice. That thing is really dead.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

1:54 - Of course Jack is going to be entertained by a spinning knife block.

He's a mushbrain who sees Elon Musk as a kindred spirit.


It's because the people that tend to push for EVs are liberal types and I think Biden was pushing for more EVs on the road by 2030 or something. Jagoff is the type that if he could he'd "roll coal" because he's an asshole.

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Rolling coal involves spending money on a diesel truck, fucking up the engine, and buying diesel fuel to roll coal with money. Money he could use to buy GUD meat and plenty of it.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Everyone knows you use a bread knife to cut tomatoes. What the fuck lmao.

 

[RU486]

It really is surprising after having a cooking show for over a decade, Jack does not know what a cleaver is and decides the best test for it is cutting root vegetables.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Community happenings said this video would help me lose my virginity and move out of my mom's house.

Will buying the knife block alone do it? Or do you have to have excellent chopping skills and firm hand strength too like featured in the vid? Plz advise, my parents are really getting on my case and I hope to be a world famous YT chef and barbecue extraordinaire who has lots of sex too just like Jack one day.

It really is surprising after having a cooking show for over a decade, Jack does not know what a cleaver is and decides the best test for it is cutting root vegetables.

"This should go right through like butter"

*cr-crunch*

 

[Super Hans v2]

1. Three days before Christmas is about as useful a time to put out a gift idea video as a week after, fucking tard.

2. Is Jack so far gone that he's becoming winded unwrapping knives, or is that the wendigo edging to the idea of having new instruments to play with?

3. Why in the fuck is two thirds of the video the unboxing?

4. I'd bet there's more produce in this vid that the rest of Jack's last year of content put together.

 

[Wodanaz]

1. Three days before Christmas is about as useful a time to put out a gift idea video as a week after, fucking tard.

Amazon page was already back up to the normal price of $170 when the first thing he said was that the knives were on sale for around $100. It was uploaded six hours ago.