Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

I like how Rob mixed in the Magic Bullet. That's a deep cut and Jack didn't see it at all.

 

[Postal Dude]

1:47 Nice wheelchair shot LOL

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I like how Rob mixed in the Magic Bullet. That's a deep cut and Jack didn't see it at all.

Jack is so useless that he can't even press down on a Magic Bullet. And even if he could, he wouldn't because bigger chunks of FUD means GUD.

 

[fag0rz]

I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.

Jack was born with a rare genetic mutation that makes him double down on stupidity in response to any advice or criticism. It's part of the phenotype of the true lolcow. And in Jack's case it elevates him from another tiresome Karen-Boomer type to a troll magnet.

(Yes, yes, I know he's not really a "Boomer". But what else would you call a fat, helpless Californian homunculus who lives off his wife's money and yells at waitresses?)

 

[Piggle Rick]

I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.

Did you miss the episode where he went to some cheap-ass place that offered unlimited fries with their meals, then said he was going to start ordering more fries from the very beginning, and if he thought the kitchen was “throttling” his fry supply he’d take it out on the waiter by not tipping him? He’s an absolute prick to wait staff, and proudly films it and uploads it. Fuck him.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Jr brags about being Eyetalian while having no idea what pasta he is currently shoveling into his mouth. The wendigo's next fatsuit is almost ready.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jr brags about being Eyetalian while having no idea what pasta he is currently shoveling into his mouth. The wendigo's next fatsuit is almost ready.

Looked like tortellini to me. I can't blame him, anything outside basic Sam's Choice spaghetti noodles are exotic to these fuckers.

 

[Dead Air]

Because Fatty can't fathom the idea of going out to do anything, he believes that the day must end with eating as naturally there's nothing else to do.
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Ok, so he spends the first third of his fat on the go complaining about some food prices but not others, even when those prices are normal. And then tries to do a hotel room tour sitting on his ass in a chair in one spot. It's ridiculous how much room his scootypuff has to occupy when he's not on it. He's amazed by fake wood laminate flooring, thinks it's a real hardwood floor...

Fortunately Fatty has the "night off" so he can go to some italian place... as if he has anything to do, or could do anything if he wanted to?

Oh fuck off Jack you CA faggot. Krystal is a TN institution. Sure, they aint fantastic but your CA ass doesn't get to talk shit about it. You've eaten trash 10000x worse and more horrid than Krystal slop.

 

[lindsayfan]

Did you miss the episode where he went to some cheap-ass place that offered unlimited fries with their meals, then said he was going to start ordering more fries from the very beginning, and if he thought the kitchen was “throttling” his fry supply he’d take it out on the waiter by not tipping him? He’s an absolute prick to wait staff, and proudly films it and uploads it. Fuck him.

ahhh that makes my blood boil. in this latest one we get him strokily hollering "job opening!" when someone drops a plate off-camera. what the fuck would you know about a job, you disgusting half-dead swollen tick?

 

[Kosher Salt]

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This is either the most or least self-aware thing that strokebrain has ever posted.

I suspect the latter. He probably saw Elon say it and he's just repeating it. Ironically I think I remember Jack Dorsey also saying the same thing, but I don't think fatty subscribes to his viewpoints despite the fact that he's usually all over anyone or anything named Jack.

 

[Aaway]

something i noticed in the recent fat on the go

the tiramisu that tammy jr is eating at the end appears to be one of those free birthday desserts that you can get at most restaurant, as there's a "happy birthday" written on the plane. i'm not sure when her birthday is, but i'm very certain it wasn't that day or else someone would've mentioned it on video at least once. leave it up to the scalfatties to lie and scam their way into free food like the good christians they are

also interesting that she's the only one eating it and that there aren't any other spoons on the plate. guess that's what becoming a scalfatty does to a person

 

[Piggle Rick]

something i noticed in the recent fat on the go

the tiramisu that tammy jr is eating at the end appears to be one of those free birthday desserts that you can get at most restaurant, as there's a "happy birthday" written on the plane. i'm not sure when her birthday is, but i'm very certain it wasn't that day or else someone would've mentioned it on video at least once. leave it up to the scalfatties to lie and scam their way into free food like the good christians they are

also interesting that she's the only one eating it and that there aren't any other spoons on the plate. guess that's what becoming a scalfatty does to a person

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I can’t be sure, but I think the plate says Happy 21st Birthday?

 

[biggacracka]

"Babe, new Rob just dropped!"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jr brags about being Eyetalian while having no idea what pasta he is currently shoveling into his mouth. The wendigo's next fatsuit is almost ready.

He should be eating "Strozzapreti" which literally means "priest choker". It got it's name from the priests that would eat so much of it they'd choke. It's also served when the priest invites himself over for lunch as a kind of "fuck you" to him. It's similar to the term "cold shoulder" when you showed up unexpectedly at a friend's home. Back in the day hospitality meant you had to serve them something to eat. So if you were welcome they'd cook something for you. If you weren't welcome they'd serve you the cold roast shoulder of beef or mutton. So getting the "cold shoulder" means to not being welcome.

 

[Super Hans v2]

"Babe, new Rob just dropped!"

I don't get it. Why didn't Rob drop in a bunch of jalepenos?

 

[beautiful person]

It's because he's a mushbrain. This is the guy that says you can tell a good Italian restaurant by if they serve their marinara sauce warm. And if that's good, everything is good.

He's as Italian as Olive Garden is.

Jr brags about being Eyetalian while having no idea what pasta he is currently shoveling into his mouth. The wendigo's next fatsuit is almost ready.

The Scalfanis epitomize the shame of the skill-less, slop-shoveling Amerimutt of vague Italian descent.

(Yes, yes, I know he's not really a "Boomer". But what else would you call a fat, helpless Californian homunculus who lives off his wife's money and yells at waitresses?)

I constantly forget that Jack is technically Gen X because he looks so fucked up and decrepit. I know actual senior citizens that look better than him.

 

[ZipDisk]

Specifically, Jack used the magic bullet for his eggbortions video and then returned it.
As he does with appliances "not good enough" for the graveyard.

Rob is once again branching out on a challenge of skill, rather than gluttony.

I'd like to see him do something extremely complicated like Dashimaki Tamago. I used to zone out just watching those weird egg logs get made with such complicated prep.

Rob directly addressing Ken as part of the Rob Mob! There's Rob mob merch, but it's heartfelt gifts between friends, and you can't buy that.

Once again, Rob flexes by being conservative with his ingredients, he's only cooking what he needs, not eating with his eyes.

Showing the meat browning isn't even a flex, it's just something every cooking video should do, instead of skipping over it because the host finds it boring.

Even the cheese addition is properly pinched, instead of pug eyeballing it. For reference, you want about one four finger pinch of cheese to make a standard burrito, Rob used two generous pinches of Parmesan because he's cooking for two people.

I know invidious is down, but here's a link to the Dashimaki Tamago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTIcJ_tdEJM

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Lol I was texting a fat friend and look what popped up in a GIF search.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Lol I was texting a fat friend and look what popped up in a GIF search.

Vroom vroom vroom

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Vroom vroom vroom

More like beep beep get outta my way so I can use my "disability" to jump first in line to get more corposlop to feed the Wendigo.