Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Instant_Pot_User]

Explain why I should a-log Jack without saying "fat" or "he choked out his son over weed."

A-logging Jack is a waste of time, he’s his own best alog lol

 

[The Grimace]

A-logging Jack is a waste of time, he’s his own best alog lol

I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.

 

[King Dead]

I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.

His hypocrisy and performative Christianity can be a bit maddening from time to time, but the only thing that truly upsets me is how he clearly doesn't know how to treat his dogs, leaving them in harnesses all the time and not giving them the attention and stimulation they truly need. Much like John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt, cows that can't take care of their pets rub me the wrong way.

 

[lindsayfan]

unless you think you can manage better than God, just enjoy the show

trust the plan.

p.s. i tried repeatedly to thumbnail this and it didn't work so you're getting it in its full glory
p.p.s. i was also inspired to make one for fatrick tomlinson

 

[p1138]

Late on replying but holy shit Jack is sucking up to Netflix... Aren't they "sjw woke" letting that gay keyan and his family have a show? Much like his apple products are big into LGBT
Jack is such a corp boot licker.

You're not thinking with mushbrain logic. Also, Fatty reviewed Wonka on facebook and liked it because it was family friendly with no "political agendas".

Watch how Fatty interacts with most of them men who appear on his cooking with jack show.
Fatty has also stated he doesn't want to own a male dog because he doesn't want to run the risk of petting the dog and accidentally touching it's dick and it getting aroused.
Fatty hates the idea of liking media that might have any gays in it, because he doesn't want to be known as liking something gay.

Fatty is a closet gay who thinks he's clever about broadcasting how gay he isn't.

Explain why I should a-log Jack without saying "fat" or "he choked out his son over weed."

You shouldn't but...
His treatment of animals, his treatment of other people(even guests on his "shows"), his especially bad treatment of customer service staff, his repeated wastes of opportunity, the incompetence in the kitchen that almost seems malicious at this point since it's been going on for so long(even potentially poisoning many people now), using what little of a platform he has to spew utter bullshit about anything from cooking to church, his sense of entitlement, obliviousness to the obvious, the list just keeps on going. If he were just fat, no one would give a shit. If he were any other self-entitled asshole, no one would have the opportunity to give a shit. It's that he's been broadcasting his bullshit online for what, 15 years now? All while having a superiority complex the entire time.

 

[densedance]

 

[fag0rz]

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Jack would love it if the algorithms were feeding him bacon.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.

I don't get mad! You get mad at him!

But seriously he doesn't make me angry for the most part. The things that piss me off about him, other than being a fat faggot, is that he mistreats his dogs. Choking your son for smoking weed is one thing. Abusing an animal and thinking that it's okay is another. That and his fake Christianity is a constant turn off.

Beyond that, the guy is a stroked out retard who thinks he's smarter than he really is. He might see himself as some big name youtube star but in reality he's just some guy that lucked into semi e-celebrity status. The funniest thing is years ago when he was first starting out he was part of some Youtube meeting / convention where up and coming channels were invited to some Youtube event. There he did a video with the lovely "Emmy Cho" who's got the "Emmymade in Japan" channel. She's over 3 million subs in part because she's cute but also seemingly knows her way around the kitchen and some some decent cooking chops.

Just goes to show that you can start off the same way and gain success or not. It all comes down to the individual.

 

[densedance]

 

[a terminal posture]

He wines about a $12 hotel restaurant burger which is pretty much the standard rate now then goes to a Universal (TM) Citywalk (TM) Italian joint which is guaranteed not to be a value just by location. Pasta dishes are all $20+, did not look great, and the restaurant has a pretty bad rating. How can someone obsessed with prices not know prices? How?

 

[p1138]

Because Fatty can't fathom the idea of going out to do anything, he believes that the day must end with eating as naturally there's nothing else to do.

Ok, so he spends the first third of his fat on the go complaining about some food prices but not others, even when those prices are normal. And then tries to do a hotel room tour sitting on his ass in a chair in one spot. It's ridiculous how much room his scootypuff has to occupy when he's not on it. He's amazed by fake wood laminate flooring, thinks it's a real hardwood floor...

Fortunately Fatty has the "night off" so he can go to some italian place... as if he has anything to do, or could do anything if he wanted to?

 

[That Damned Tiger]

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It's like he's almost onto something.

Because Fatty can't fathom the idea of going out to do anything, he believes that the day must end with eating as naturally there's nothing else to do.
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Ok, so he spends the first third of his fat on the go complaining about some food prices but not others, even when those prices are normal. And then tries to do a hotel room tour sitting on his ass in a chair in one spot. It's ridiculous how much room his scootypuff has to occupy when he's not on it. He's amazed by fake wood laminate flooring, thinks it's a real hardwood floor...

Fortunately Fatty has the "night off" so he can go to some italian place... as if he has anything to do, or could do anything if he wanted to?

I never understood people taking a shit on other people for perceived slights. Then again, I'm not a stroked out retard who was raised poorly.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He wines about a $12 hotel restaurant burger which is pretty much the standard rate now then goes to a Universal (TM) Citywalk (TM) Italian joint which is guaranteed not to be a value just by location. Pasta dishes are all $20+, did not look great, and the restaurant has a pretty bad rating. How can someone obsessed with prices not know prices? How?

It's because he's a mushbrain. This is the guy that says you can tell a good Italian restaurant by if they serve their marinara sauce warm. And if that's good, everything is good.

He's as Italian as Olive Garden is.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Does anyone have the video of Jack saying he chose not to be gay? I think he was debating his brother or something like that; I just want it on hand for when he starts saying his obviously homophobic bullshit.

 

[Tiresome]

He's as Italian as Olive Garden is.

"When you're here, you're Fatty."

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's because he's a mushbrain. This is the guy that says you can tell a good Italian restaurant by if they serve their marinara sauce warm. And if that's good, everything is good.

He's as Italian as Olive Garden is.

What a repulsive bunch of low-class, white trash hicks they all are.

I won't call them hillbillies as that's an insult to Appalachians and their culture.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I never understood how people actually get mad over this guy. He's an idiot but he's fun to laugh at.

Here is a quote from Jack about immobilized fat people in stores in June of 2022.

"I don't walk that well so sometimes I may need... If I'm tired, my one leg gets a little weak, so I may need a cart, and I notice that when you look at people in a cart, look in their basket - don't judge them, love them - but realize, the stuff in their basket is why they're in the cart. Every cart I look at's got donuts, soda, and chips, nothing but horrible food for your body, is in the cart, and the guy or the girl is in the cart, because they can't walk, or they're too big."

He is a sanctimonious prick who stroked out again 6 months after uttering this bullshit.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Because Fatty can't fathom the idea of going out to do anything, he believes that the day must end with eating as naturally there's nothing else to do.
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Ok, so he spends the first third of his fat on the go complaining about some food prices but not others, even when those prices are normal. And then tries to do a hotel room tour sitting on his ass in a chair in one spot. It's ridiculous how much room his scootypuff has to occupy when he's not on it. He's amazed by fake wood laminate flooring, thinks it's a real hardwood floor...

Fortunately Fatty has the "night off" so he can go to some italian place... as if he has anything to do, or could do anything if he wanted to?

Sorry. Rate me hats, but a shitty day at work.

Fucking Jack. Dude. You ate day old gas station "Mexican" food which you said looks gross but still gave it a GUD review because you got a lot of it. And a lot of people end their day at Krystal's/White Castle because they've been out partying and want something cheap and greasy, you end your day having your wife wipe your ass while you watch Blue's Clues.

Complaining about the cost of things at a timeshare is hilarious. You're pissing away money going to theme parks where all you can do is eat because you're too stroked out to do any of the rides or attractions.

 

[AnOminous]

How can someone obsessed with prices not know prices? How?

He doesn't care because he's just spending Tammy's money anyway.

Complaining about the cost of things at a timeshare is hilarious. You're pissing away money going to theme parks where all you can do is eat because you're too stroked out to do any of the rides or attractions.

Complaining about costs when you're one of the dumbest suckers alive just by merit of even buying into a timeshare is hilarious.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

3:12 Tammy points to the pork cheeks on the menu, and for a brief moment the Wendigo breaks cover. “mmmUUOOGH”