Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Can someone confirm my memory that rumble had a promo with the rumble content creators that they are letting everyone there take 100% of the rumble rant? They're gonna start taking 30% of the cut next year? Coulda sworn that was a thing.

If nick starts being perma rumble next year, and he gets 100 usd on rants average, he will take only 70 usd per stream?

Viva has promoted this throughout the year on his streams, but I'm not sure if that's a deal for everyone or just Viva. I don't remember Rekieta ever saying it, but I dropped off live viewing. Conceptually, it's a good model, to encourage Rumble Rants and thus registrations.

 

[AnOminous]

Do they even allow you to get a tattoo while drunk and impromptu? I got some tattoos done through a tattoo artist I knew through a coworker.

Of course not. Tattoo artists are the most consummate professionals in existence who never tattoo poker playing dogs onto the pecs of some drunk retard.

 

[SargonF00t]

Here's Nick getting his latest tattoo done.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

I think he knew he wasn't, but he just didn't have any idea about how to handle a case like that and get it past an uninterested, low-IQ Texas judge. Probably most of his cases were more like the Eric July case where everyone pretty much agrees to shake hands and get back to business. Vic needed someone who'd actually handled real hammer-and-tongs adversarial cases where they don't all go out for mint juleps afterward.

Exactly! Vic is fundamentally different from Eric July.

Vic was maliciously slandered out of his industry. He had no path forward aside from a total court victory that forced apologies, redactions and money out of the offending parties. Ty took this life-threateningly precarious position, backed by hundreds of thousands of crowd-sourced dollars with the grace of a half-retarded drunken deadbeat step-dad and Jerked off to deadlines, costing the case and needlessly punishing Vic further.

Remember: Every time that fucker showed up on a Nick stream to talk shit, he was actively not doing what he needed to do to secure Vic's protection. The real lesson here is that Nick and his faggot band of Lawyer friends should never ever be trusted.

Edit: because this just popped in my YouTube feed, I present to you, the Nick Rekieta Pledge

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

ofc shit would go down when getting to the farms is a pain. damnit jersh we lost the case again. so the tldr is nick and the coomer audience and mods got catfished by mandy? glorious. Followed by Eric settling his lawsuit in amicable way and not ragepigging like juju hoped? Get fucked juju and his ball licking balldo wearing faggot.

 

[Potatoherder]

Can someone confirm my memory that rumble had a promo with the rumble content creators that they are letting everyone there take 100% of the rumble rant? They're gonna start taking 30% of the cut next year? Coulda sworn that was a thing.

If nick starts being perma rumble next year, and he gets 100 usd on rants average, he will take only 70 usd per stream?

I only recall a 100% deal applying to locals but considering the claim that rumble only takes a 10% cut and a 20% cut on rumble that doesn't really matter. This is the only article i have found that references percentages.

https://reclaimthenet.org/rumble-better-than-youtube

https://archive.fo/MP91F#selection-923.0-931.1

 

[Chibitzen]

Yeah I caught a strike for harassment soon after posting the link here. Oops

Comedy. I wonder who it was.

ofc shit would go down when getting to the farms is a pain. damnit jersh we lost the case again. so the tldr is nick and the coomer audience and mods got catfished by mandy? glorious.

I use Tor most of the time anyway, but it's certainly slowed down quite a bit since the Retard Wars emerged. Too many Kiwi Tears from the peeling of onions. So sad. I'm there with you brother.

Cgoody being catfished online shouldn't be too surprising. He was never that bright and most of them try to portray themselves as more interesting than they are really are to every rando they meet online. So naturally Mandy would fit right in and fly underneath their radar. Peas in a pod.

 

[AltisticRight]

He's had those shitty Chinese character tattoos for a while now, they mean something as individual characters but makes no sense when put together, in my opinion anyway. He likely just visited some tattoo salon, they pulled up a list of funny squiggly Asian drawings and he learned that Chengyu are usually 4 characters, so he picked 4 he likes.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's had those shitty Chinese character tattoos for a while now, they mean something as individual characters but makes no sense when put together, in my opinion anyway. He likely just visited some tattoo salon, they pulled up a list of funny squiggly Asian drawings and he learned that Chengyu are usually 4 characters, so he picked 4 he likes.

It means "I eat cock of angry black man."

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

t that he’s had Amazon Prime since he was a college undergrad.

well thats clearly a lie, Prime didn't exist until 2005, when he would already be 24 and married with kids. Unless he confused that with a free amazon account,

 

[AltisticRight]

It means "I eat cock of angry black man."

Tattoo idea for Balldo:
吾食黑屌

 

[Anticipointment]

well thats clearly a lie, Prime didn't exist until 2005, when he would already be 24 and married with kids. Unless he confused that with a free amazon account,

Went back & checked to make sure I didn’t mishear or misremember, but he did say “I’ve had Prime since college, like, undergrad college”.
———

Also, when checking for that, caught that when Ty asked Nick how he was doing Nick said that normally he hates the month of December & the first half of this month started out “kind of just like, um, like dick” (odd phrasing) but the month really turned around his birthday, which was awesome. Now he’s doing great. Ty apologized for missing his birthday & blamed Facebook for not giving him a reminder alert. Nick said he isn’t mad about that at all. Once a person is no longer a child, they shouldn’t expect people to remember their birthday. He’d rather they didn’t, too many do remember, then he has like two hours of replying to happy birthday messages & life is too short for that. So yeah, please forget his birthday!

Yet again, after there are comments & speculation on Kiwi Farms (that Nick’s poor attitude in December was birthday related & he’s childish for that) Nick then comes out to correct the record. Must be coincidence though, because he definitely doesn’t read his thread.

 

[Pomniman]

Tattoo idea for Balldo:
吾食黑屌

The only Chinese phrase I picked up from my friends in school years ago was 打飛機. Nicki might appreciate that one too.

 

[Chibitzen]

It's interesting the way 怒 (angry) and 节 (festival) line up around his nipple close to his heart... I see another possible interpretation in these scribes and it's very easy to miss without this important connection... it's cleverly been taken from one of his favorite Chinese proverbs:

"When a self-righteous man feels furious, his nipple is ready to be milked" - Kiwi Confucius

Google seems to agree on this symbolism:

Did he foretell his own downfall with bad Chinese he got from a fortune cookie?

 

[elb]

Here’s Nick explaining his tattoos

Edit to add: An alternative translation

 

[AnOminous]

So have we basically come (lel) to an agreement that Nick's chinky tattooo translates to "I am an angry cumsponge?"f

Very similar font to his tattoo, this is basic Noto Serif. This would be like having a shitty quote tattoo done in Times New Roman.

He should have just completely fagged it up and had a tattoo of the equivalent of chink Comic Sans.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here’s Nick explaining his tattoos

Here's the meaning, I am an accredited scholar in the Chinese language with approval from the CPC.

怒: The anguish and fury experienced by individuals who flew to Jamaica, just to find out their favourite award-winning exotic bulls are on vacation.
節: Denotes the festive season at resorts worldwide, underwear parties, swinger festivals, and cuckold sessions.
俠: Like a vagabond, the individual scouts the wilderness for prime bulls. Like a samurai, the individual serves his master, by prepping the bull.
瞻: As the bull proceeds, the individual glazes from the corner, seated in the cuck chair with excitement.

You can see the progression as well. Flight > Festivity > Preparation > Observe

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Had to tune out while he talked about weight and women; now he's talking about Rippa and he is shaking already. The dexterity of him drinking always seems...poor.

Does this literature major only know Cyrano de Bergerac from a movie? Seriously?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

This coverage of Rippa is weapons grade cope

 

[CECA Loather]

Anyone know what the moon runes mean? It'd be hilarious if they just tattooed "faggot" on him and he doesn't know.

About as bad. I can tell you what the characters mean individually but put together it is gobbledygook. I will include both Simplified and Traditional renditions of the characters Rekieta tattooed.

怒 Anger

节 (Simplified) 節 (Traditional) Can mean festival 节日 節日, can mean joint or node 关节 關節, can mean calibre or quality of a person 节操 節操, can mean having good sense and restraint 有礼有节，有禮有節. I have no idea what is the context. The tattooist used the Simplified Chinese character 节 that the Japs don't use.


俠 (Traditional) 侠 (Simplified) Swordsman / Hero. So Rekieta tattooed the Simplified Character 节 but chose to use the Traditional Character 俠 instead of the Simplified Character 侠. While Traditional Characters are preferred because of its aesthetic, you have to be consistent and not mix Traditional and Simplified Characters. Your Chinese teacher will mark you down for this.

膽 (Traditional) / 胆 (Simplified) Literally means gall bladder. But I will try to "save face" for Rekieta and say that in Chinese and Japanese, gall bladder has connotations of how brave or plucky you are. Having a big gall bladder 大胆 dàdăn in Mandarin だいたん (daitan) in Japanese implies that you are very plucky and daring.

So put them together and you have Angry Festival Hero Bladder 怒节俠膽? It makes no sense at all. And it is written wrongly too since you either write everything in Traditional Characters 怒節俠膽 or Simplified Characters 怒节侠胆.