More post-jail sightings megathread

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Well, if this chick is Finnish, her name is likely to be unpronounceable for any American. Like Perkelekullika or something.

So Chris would probably just stick to “Babe”.

Also: CHRIS-CHADS WIN AGAIN!

*Beat the rape case into submission.
*Banging a hot, foreign chick.
*Lives in a big ass mansion.
*Has a thriving business, Sonichu/autism merchandise making six figures.
*Doesn’t even need to do any work. Peons make the medallions while Chris Jews away.

CWC is living his best life!

America working as the founding fathers intended.

 

[King Kiwi]

Well, if this chick is Finnish, her name is likely to be unpronounceable for any American. Like Perkelekullika or something.

So Chris would probably just stick to “Babe”.

Also: CHRIS-CHADS WIN AGAIN!

*Beat the rape case into submission.
*Banging a hot, foreign chick.
*Lives in a big ass mansion.
*Has a thriving business, Sonichu/autism merchandise making six figures.
*Doesn’t even need to do any work. Peons make the medallions while Chris Jews away.

CWC is living his best life!

I wonder what our intrepid goddess will be doing on Christmas ...

Maybe Christmas with Flutter at his victim's house after she went to visit family or friends earlier.

Two Christmases to make up for!

He acts like it never happened and we should all just shut up and gift him.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Well, if this chick is Finnish, her name is likely to be unpronounceable for any American.

If her Sami-looking-ass does turn out to have a Finno-Ugric name, there's a couple of us Mega-Autists with linguistic backgrounds in the Art of Finno-Ugric annunciations who will make sure Geno's Part CCI doc says Flutter's TRUE AND HONEST name correctly.

 

[King Kiwi]

Hei, olen Helgá! tuo minulle kaali!

 

[knux]

That’s good to know… I guess?
Flutter’s easily the most interesting figure in the current saga. She’s definitely a Praetor plant, right? I can’t imagine she’d have stuck around a middle-aged, mentally ill, transsexual, rapist egomaniac for this long otherwise. Interesting that they’re trying to keep her on the down-low. Chris really doesn’t talk about her all that much either. At least, given how much he used to brag about his “sweethearts.” Suppose that makes her Caden’s proverbial carrot to entice the jackass.
Shame that no one’s found anything on her - guess there’s not much to go on.

Yeah I'm really curious as to who she is. I'm surprised people haven't found out more. If she wrote to Chris in jail and then starting meeting Chris afterwards, I was concerned she was one of those women who are into serial killers and the like. As you said, why would she be hanging around Chris? Being a fake makes more sense.

I had jokingly hoped she was sent by a back-from-the-dead Clyde Cash to steal the medallion, ring or whatever Relic of Fail he currently possesses, but maybe that isn't too far a stretch after all.

 

[LGHDR+]

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Hei, olen Helgá! tuo minulle kaali!

Wait, that explains it. Look what she's got in the hold while she goes on her cabbage run:

 

[Rupin]

Well, i guess finally got his Christmas wish for a boyfriend free girl granted!

edit:

this is from the guy who took the video.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, i guess finally got his Christmas wish for a boyfriend free girl granted!

edit:

this is from the guy who took the video.
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Kind of backtracking on something I said earlier but it's possible that Charlotte Douglas International was a layover and not where Flutter was originally coming from - years back I myself ended up doing a layover in that airport while flying from the midwest to Atlanta for work purposes.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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I can't believe no one's talking about this. We may have another sighting of Flutter nutter. If you zoom in, it appears she has that same cornsilk blonde color and fatty seems at ease just chilling there as what's her face hides her face.

Be brave, Flutter nutter you always have fans with the Kiwis. You can always leave Chris if you're unhappy or uncomfortable. Rest easy, spedspeed and Happy Holidays dear Flutter

The idea of lardass giving it to fluttercabage all Christmas season....after everything else he's done in the last two years. How'd twilight zone put it in the immortal classic episode time enough at last?


That's not fair that's not fair at all.


He gets the world handed to him, everything he ever whined about not having finally falling in his lap. When in a just world he deserves to live under a freeway in a tent begging for Lego money amd eating cold cans of beans.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

this chick is Finnish

Mfw Chris is dating Nemlei

 

[King Metalia]

Also, lol at Chris's outfit and the staggering height disparity between him and Flutter. He looks like a cross-dressing dad taking his 5th grader to school.

It reminds me more of a man in a white van with free candy written on the back taking a 5th grader back to his basement.

 

[sadrefrigerator]

I think the majority of Kiwis are just concerned for her safety and/or curious to know if she's involved with Praetor.

I'm not.

It's very likely she's not interacting with Chris in good faith. And even if she was, she definitely knows all the stuff he's done.

Just like you don't feel bad for billionaires in a cheap submarine, or people dying doing dangerous stunts, I don't feel bad for any roastie that fucks with Chris Chan

 

[Black Yoshi]

Fair enough.


Really? It says International.

Maybe she's bi/multilingual and speaks Finnish as a second language. Or, maybe her family relocated from Finland to somewhere else that would cause her to need to leave from another airport.

Maybe they're going on vacation, it's not like they don't have the money.

Or maybe they're fleeing the country, who knows.

Something interesting I noticed is that Chris said "Babe" right before OP interrupted them; maybe it was to give her the heads up or maybe it was a signal for her to let him do the talking.

Either way, good early Christmas gift. Good to know Flutters alive.

Richmond International is one of those airports than can call themselves international because they offer nonstop flights to Toronto, not anywhere truly overseas.

 

[King Kiwi]

No pictures, please.

Richmond International is one of those airports than can call themselves international because they offer nonstop flights to Toronto, not anywhere truly overseas.

Ah, I get it.

They go to Canada and slap International on to sound fancier. I noticed the sparsity of destination flights when I googled it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

No pictures, please.

Pixar's - The Quest for Flutter.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

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Well, if this chick is Finnish, her name is likely to be unpronounceable for any American. Like Perkelekullika or something.

So Chris would probably just stick to “Babe”.

Also: CHRIS-CHADS WIN AGAIN!

*Beat the rape case into submission.
*Banging a hot, foreign chick.
*Lives in a big ass mansion.
*Has a thriving business, Sonichu/autism merchandise making six figures.
*Doesn’t even need to do any work. Peons make the medallions while Chris Jews away.

CWC is living his best life!

you forgot that he has a legion of adoring fans that bankroll his lavish lifestyle, separate from his thriving merchant career

 

[King Kiwi]

you forgot that he has a legion of adoring fans that bankroll his lavish lifestyle, separate from his thriving merchant career

Wait are you talking about Christard?

Yeah he probably is living a more lavish live than most of us.

If life work the way it was supposed to, the people who worked long, hard hours we have a better life and quality of life than this guy...

He does nothing, plays with toys all day and smells like a rotting cabbage and yet he still gets expensive toys, a fine young lady and a cozy little place out in the woods.

The entire world hates him and he just flashes his fancy Apple watch and scratches his armpit.

 

[Fapcop]

Wait are you talking about Christard?

Yeah he probably is living a more lavish live than most of us.

If life work the way it was supposed to, the people who worked long, hard hours we have a better life and quality of life than this guy...

He does nothing, plays with toys all day and smells like a rotting cabbage and yet he still gets expensive toys, a fine young lady and a cozy little place out in the woods.

The entire world hates him and he just flashes his fancy Apple watch and scratches his armpit.

If life worked the way it’s supposed to, Chris would start every day with a beating, and then spend 8 hours tied in a public square with a sign that said: “RAPED HIS OWN MOTHER!”

Yet, trannies exist, and Chris get pussy and takes in money while doing by fuck all.

 

[King Kiwi]

If life worked the way it’s supposed to, Chris would start every day with a beating, and then spend 8 hours tied in a public square with a sign that said: “RAPED HIS OWN MOTHER!”

Yet, trannies exist, and Chris get pussy and takes in money while doing by fuck all.

Remember when he got free movie passes for himself and Barb after vandalizing stores?

 

[Fapcop]

Remember when he got free movie passes for himself and Barb after vandalizing stores?

We have two choices frens.

Sit and seethe.

Or find a tradwife, knock her up half a dozen times and raise überbased kids.

If all kiwis do this, we may yet live to see a society where Chris ends up in a work camp where he gets to be Kapo/blokälter over a bunch of trannies.

Or I guess we could just sit and laugh.