Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 67 17.4%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.6%
  • Total voters
    384
Kiwis be on NOTICE!
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3MMA said:
Most probably know that Taekwondo sounds close to, “Thai-Kwan-Doh,” in English. Had a friend who pronounced it, “Tay-Kwan-Doo,” as a joke, every time we’d pass by a taekwondo studio or if it came up in conversation. Good memories. Would Lick show us all some boss moves with his taykwandoo, or would he not rise to the task? My bets on the latter. Probably way too much of a lil bitch to bust out the taykwandoo on stream. Has he ever done so in the distant past? Def not in the last few years.
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Lick would show his hole blow kick and grow.
 
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TheLastJoestar said:
Eric's a Businessman EVS, Dax, Vito are just your standard artists. Shallow, shitty people who are prone to jealousy. . Nick is Dax's cock-holster.

EVS thought he was top dog in the Indie Comicsgate scene But a million promises to never deliver is just weaksauce. Eric played the comics out like he wanted to make a continuing franchise and money. Thats why Eric's plans were so much better and none of the comicsgate people can come to terms with that.

Hey comicsgaters I'll say this one last time.
Eric has an entire crew to generate longevity. You don't have that. Here's what you do:

1: Team up with other like-minded artists.
2: Use pulp paper.
3: Limit color palette to black and white
4: Short 14-17 page anthology chapters.
5: Publish bi-weekly or monthly
6: Pay to get books into local supermarkets. Adjust sales accordingly. Don't forget copies for online fans.
7: Take reader surveys to see what they like and don't like.

Gee if any of the industries these guys dickride does this method?
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Or you know, at least for EVS's case and assuming he has not completely gone off the rails with Eric, he could work under his company if he just sucked it up and deflated his ego a bit (impossible, I know), his incredibly retarded beef aside he has the skills and career both to make a book as big if not bigger than Alphacore if he could stop being a faggot for just two seconds.

Though then again, I imagine not being a faggot and working under EJ would bring a problem potentially bigger than just his ego getting chaffed:

He would have to actually fucking draw something.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Kiwis be on NOTICE!
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And just think, he pays $5/mo to be pretend harassed online.. and then there's people like "Mandy". Most people grow out of roleplaying a fake personality online in their preteens (role playing games, etc). Watching grown adults still try to do this just looks fucking lame.

Meanwhile the rest of us get to laugh at it at their expense. Just brilliant.
 
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I like how he gets the concept of Christian Grace wrong across like 8 different denominations. He acts like it’s a balance on a debt card or some shit. I’m honestly of the opinion that he was not Catechised poorly, but didn’t pay attention when going through Confirmation* and read enough not to disappoint his grandparents.


*the Sacrament that basically is an affirmation of someone into the Church and the conclusion of Baptism. Some churches do it after Baptism. I believe @Null is confirmed
 
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3MMA said:
Yeah, they don’t seem very relationship savvy. The things Nick shares about his relationship dynamics are not good ideas for anyone who wants to stay married.
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He does nothing but constantly bitch about the kids he had her bear for him (instead of using birth control), while also bitching about how disgusted he is by her "destroyed" body.

No wonder she's nuts.

She's married to a faggot who forced her to have five kids!
 
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AnOminous said:
He does nothing but constantly bitch about the kids he had her bear for him (instead of using birth control), while also bitching about how disgusted he is by her "destroyed" body.

No wonder she's nuts.

She's married to a faggot who forced her to have five kids!
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Our Wife regrets hitching up with the assblastedly angry faggot so much that she spends her time zoinked on xannies watching Star Trek all day while the nanny embezzles the snack fund in between taking care of the Rekieta offspring.
 
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Kiwis be on NOTICE!
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Uh, okay Boosh.

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Who is this criminal mastermind who can think of such flawless, definitely-not-things-that-have allowed-people-to-be-convicted communication methods?


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He is a very successful game streamer.

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I wouldn't recommend anyone fucks around with this guy or you'll definitely find out when he uses his very real ninja sniper abilities on you.
 
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Scout Trooper said:
Uh, okay Boosh.

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Who is this criminal mastermind who can think of such such flawless, definitely-not-things-that-have allowed-people-to-be-convicted communication methods?


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He is a very successful game streamer.

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I wouldn't recommend anyone fucks around with this guy or you'll definitely find out when he uses his very real ninja sniper abilities on you.
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I love how he says to do all those things to cover their tracks but put the initial idea in that locals chat that anybody can see.
 
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put together it is gobbledygook
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I missed this statement but it's more of a fancy name he gave himself, but my guess is that Nick was a big Wuxia fan and his favorite works were the following:
  • Crouching Cuckhold, Hidden Balldo
  • The Swinging, big nosed wierdo
  • Five Balldos
  • Degenerate-Gays and Swinger-Degenerates
  • Spicer Slave
  • Balldo in the Red Vase
  • Cope-fu master
  • Degeneracy of the Drunk Minnesotan
Also there is a genre of Taiwan/Hong Kong cinema which was Wuxia porn combat. In HK it is labeled as "Catagory III" films. This one's "Sex Tales of the Heroes from Water Margin" I think. I got a laugh out of the combat move set.
 
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AnOminous said:
As a white supremacist, the very idea of a Negro talking back to him sends him into absolute cuck rage.
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Much like Ralph is a genuine misogynist, I think Rackets is a genuine racist
The way he was speaking about Eric July in the 7 hour rage stream was actually quite sickening, he so desperately wanted to say the N-word but only held back due to the social consequences.
He's a hypocrite as with most things, he preaches muh "total freeze peach" but won't say anything that he genuinely believes he couldn't get away with like supporting the farms or using hard slurs.
He's forerver 13, God help his family at this point
 
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holyhandgrenade said:
"Sorry Josh..." *Gay little salute*can one of our resident experts please make a gif of that? He's giving out mixed signals here his mouth says fuck josh and his actions are saluting the fuher.
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Didn't Nick scream at Sean on stream for 20 mins straight a month ago to drive home the point that Mommy Nick & Daddy Josh weren't actually fighting?
 
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