Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?


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plus another new pfp for kristie "galadriel" lemons (on one of her many alts)
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I know they had a fire last year that killed most of their animals except the baby kangaroos and monkey, but it looks like they're back up and running since then.

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Arkansas petting zoo reports electrical fire killed most of its animals

I had been trying to do a funny about the spelling of kangaroo and now I'm sad again. Poor critters.
Surprised they actually had a kangaroo though, doesn't seem the average petting zoo fodder.

Conclusion: any animals within a certain radius of the Sammieverse meet a sticky end.
 
Sammies stupid sister is trusting sammie to watch her baby
I don't actually believe Sammie. It looks like the baby is at Mama Shart's, surrounded by lots of appropriate toys. Maybe Sammie was there but she doesn't have a maternal bone in her fat body. Just like she loves to larp as a sexy thicc woman, she's just larping as beloved Aunt Sammie.
 
I don't actually believe Sammie. It looks like the baby is at Mama Shart's, surrounded by lots of appropriate toys. Maybe Sammie was there but she doesn't have a maternal bone in her fat body. Just like she loves to larp as a sexy thicc woman, she's just larping as beloved Aunt Sammie.
Come to think of it, she did write "All He Wants Is His Aunt Sam." We all know that's not true.
 
Come to think of it, she did write "All He Wants Is His Aunt Sam." We all know that's not true.
If it’s a day ending in Y, Sammie is informing the world how beautiful, sexy and in-demand she is. It should evoke pity from me but it just makes me sick that a 500 pound child had children and acts like this. I wish she’d been sterilized at birth.
 
Sammie's giving Skylab up for adoption. Suicide baiting didn't work. Trying to make Darnell jealous didn't work. Maybe this will be the thing that makes him an honest man.

Courtney needs to quit trying to poke the bear (pig, whatever).

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Edit - ninja'ed in one minute by Violet (or how ever you spell it)
 
Sammie's giving Skylab up for adoption. Suicide baiting didn't work. Trying to make Darnell jealous didn't work. Maybe this will be the thing that makes him an honest man.

Courtney needs to quit trying to poke the bear (pig, whatever).

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Edit - ninja'ed in one minute by Violet (or how ever you spell it)
Lol yeah Courtney is definitely a farmer or just shit poster. This is why she needs permanently fixed. She doesn't give a shit about her kids at all even while pregnant. They bring her attention that's it. If they dont, she dont care about them.
 
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