More post-jail sightings megathread

[DavidFerrie]

Wait are you talking about Christard?

Yeah he probably is living a more lavish live than most of us.

If life work the way it was supposed to, the people who worked long, hard hours we have a better life and quality of life than this guy...

He does nothing, plays with toys all day and smells like a rotting cabbage and yet he still gets expensive toys, a fine young lady and a cozy little place out in the woods.

The entire world hates him and he just flashes his fancy Apple watch and scratches his armpit.

I have a suspicion that he's going to fuck up majorly again, and his priors will catch up and bite him in the ass. CWC just doesn't have the sense or self-discipline to stay out of further legal trouble. #youhearditherefirst

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Google Maps updated their streetview for November 2023, and Chris didn't have his car covered.


You can see his homemade dashboard thing

The back is also full of shit

The front of the house is also piled up with Amazon boxes, some look unopened, while others have been opened. For some reason, there's a bag of Sakrete there too.

 

[Rupin]

Google Maps updated their streetview for November 2023, and Chris didn't have his car covered.

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You can see his homemade dashboard thing
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The back is also full of shit
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The front of the house is also piled up with Amazon boxes, some look unopened, while others have been opened. For some reason, there's a bag of Sakrete there too.
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ok, so i need a couple things cleared up. Is he living with Caden or is this a group home that he shares with other tards like himself?

 

[King Kiwi]

I choose seethe in impotent jealousy.

It's more healthy then pretending I'm not affected at all. But when you're a pro, you're a pro.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

ok, so i need a couple things cleared up. Is he living with Caden or is this a group home that he shares with other tards like himself?

Caden is confined to another state by his parrol, but owns the house an put Chris up there for his own goals.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

If her Sami-looking-ass does turn out to have a Finno-Ugric name, there's a couple of us Mega-Autists with linguistic backgrounds in the Art of Finno-Ugric annunciations who will make sure Geno's Part CCI doc says Flutter's TRUE AND HONEST name correctly.

Geno's baltoid ass probably knows how to pronounce her name better than reddit's 5 billion amerimutt army

 

[Rupin]

Caden is confined to another state by his parrol, but owns the house an put Chris up there for his own goals.

What is he on parole for?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

What is he on parole for?

Growing Hallucinogenic Mushrooms, there is a thread in Prospering Grounds covering it - he got off with a REALLY good deal.

 

[King Kiwi]

Growing Hallucinogenic Mushrooms, there is a thread in Prospering Grounds covering it - he got off with a REALLY good deal.

Of course he did, a rapist guy who had sex with his mother is living better then some people pulling 50 hours a week.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah I'm really curious as to who she is. I'm surprised people haven't found out more. If she wrote to Chris in jail and then starting meeting Chris afterwards, I was concerned she was one of those women who are into serial killers and the like. As you said, why would she be hanging around Chris? Being a fake makes more sense.

Has he actually banged this retarded midget? She's kind of cute. Has he turned from Chris-Chan to Chris-Chad?

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

So your all assuming he's banging the cabbage & rolling like Daniel Larson on $50, has he stated it?
He does give off the air of a hostage at times on his streams.

 

[King Metalia]

Well, if this chick is Finnish, her name is likely to be unpronounceable for any American. Like Perkelekullika or something.

So Chris would probably just stick to “Babe”.

Also: CHRIS-CHADS WIN AGAIN!

*Beat the rape case into submission.
*Banging a hot, foreign chick.
*Lives in a big ass mansion.
*Has a thriving business, Sonichu/autism merchandise making six figures.
*Doesn’t even need to do any work. Peons make the medallions while Chris Jews away.

CWC is living his best life!

Now Chris only has to make another man a cuck and he'll have become the ultimate alpha male. It saddens me that no matter what we do we'll never be a Chad like Chris.

 

[Fapcop]

ok, so i need a couple things cleared up. Is he living with Caden or is this a group home that he shares with other tards like himself?

Remember all the “Chris must be placed in a group home! There’s no other way” folks, back when Chris was in the slammer?

But now he’s been released, and instead of a group home, Chris gets his very own house.

A house? Nay, a Sonichu bang palace, where he gets to bang a hot (tiny) Finish spinner chick.
Complete with a Sonichu sweatshop, where some art school graduates slave away making the merchandise (under his “supervision”) that pays for his lifestyle.

So tell me again, how there’s no way Chris isn’t going to a group home?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

So tell me again, how there’s no way Chris isn’t going to a group home?

To be fair, that place has like 3 apartments, plus the main living area. Caden could have plans to fill it up with tards, with Chris being King Tard.

Plus a lot of people miss the big joke of where he is: Big Island was the far away town that people from Lynchburg and the surrounding areas used to send their retarded kids to get rid of them.

 

[The Dude]

Remember all the “Chris must be placed in a group home! There’s no other way” folks, back when Chris was in the slammer?

But now he’s been released, and instead of a group home, Chris gets his very own house.

A house? Nay, a Sonichu bang palace, where he gets to bang a hot (tiny) Finish spinner chick.
Complete with a Sonichu sweatshop, where some art school graduates slave away making the merchandise (under his “supervision”) that pays for his lifestyle.

So tell me again, how there’s no way Chris isn’t going to a group home?

No one expected some Tony Montana-wannabe retard to pony up the dough to house a motherfucking retard. If Chris didn't have some place to go he'd likely still be in tard home.

 

[Pedophobe]

No one expected some Tony Montana-wannabe retard to pony up the dough to house a motherfucking retard. If Chris didn't have some place to go he'd likely still be in tard home.

Lots of people expected that. As sure as the duck bends there will always be weens.

 

[Abdul Alhazred]

Even Chris looks like he's getting sick of the zoomer weens following him around who are even spergier than he is

most of the guys obsessing over Chris are the annoying zoomers who found out about him through one of those faggy drama channels on youtube. Chris lore is definitely getting much more interesting to follow currently though, just wish the newfags would fuck off lol

 

[King Kiwi]

Google Maps updated their streetview for November 2023, and Chris didn't have his car covered.

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You can see his homemade dashboard thing
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The back is also full of shit
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The front of the house is also piled up with Amazon boxes, some look unopened, while others have been opened. For some reason, there's a bag of Sakrete there too.
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Holy noodles, Sonichu. We have one of those lock key boxes on our doors, literally under lock and key, and what I can only guess is a Brinks security sticker on the door window (do they still exist?). But this is something more akin to what a business would do and not something Chris would have come up with.

Also, it's interesting Google decide to update their maps in 2023. Good timing.

 

[Holden Cox]

The guy who took the airport vid said that Chris “embraced her and said her name out loud” but he “was on the phone and couldn't make out what he said.”
Damn. So close.

Well, I really spoke too soon.

https://vocaroo.com/1e6utSFknjOZ

 

[King Kiwi]

Well, I really spoke too soon.

https://vocaroo.com/1e6utSFknjOZ

I'm getting either Alling or Owling.