She wrote the post pushing the Unimate on her video, not the village idiot , the wording about him “ adoring that sort of weather “ gives it away, she has full control of all the channels , writes the scripts for him , does the thumbnails, tells him what to say and when, mainly because she can’t trust the idiot to keep up the pretence when he is not within slapping distance.
It’s been a festival of lies all year for fatso and the retard, and she has been caught out time again by vigilant farmers, for me the memory of their ( not their anniversary ) celebrations was the pinnacle, they couldn’t remember the exact date until it was pointed out online, then the cringe fest of the romantic meal, him pouring her drinks , “ he always likes to pour her drinks “ like a child playing with water , the empty restaurant, the loving gazes into the camera, the over excited piggy squeaking noises when they got home to the stage set candles…..which he lit all by himself
. If you weren’t convinced that it was all fake before that, you was damn sure it was all pretend after watching that shit show.
There are many more golden moments between the most boring arc ever. I am sure you all have your favourite, but that is mine.
Have a good Christmas all you lurvely farmers, and let’s take bets on when the next ER Beeze will happen ,, I am going for the day after Boxing Day 27th December.
