Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
I just hope his inevitable ass beatings in a European country is even funnier than Ralph's was.
More likely he gets beaten up on his 3rd Jamaica trip when he gets a bit too handsy with the straight bull railing his wife.

Nick: "w-wait! stop! i was just trying to put on the balldo on you! help! security! securi-auuugh!"

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a lovely note and "picture" from MANdy:
Ah yes, because nothing dispels the rumours that you're a catfish like hiding your fucking face in the photo. Also I'm pretty sure we never have, and never would apologize because even if you are a true and honest™ woman, you're still a shitty fucking catfish posting stolen photos.
 
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I can't believe he pulled this up on stream. Does Nick think this proves that KF was wrong and MANdy was not a catfish?

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If Rekieta wasn't so drunk that he thought that the fingers were dildos, maybe he would have looked at the hands.

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Yes, the art is hand-drawn and looks similar to the MS Paint art that was posted.
No one ever apologized to this dude. Nothing changes the fact that they used pictures that aren’t theirs to catfish a non-practicing lawyer’s Locals. The real proof would be to show ownership of the Reddit account they were stolen from, otherwise you are just a greasy troon or have a female family member around for Christmas willing to hold your shit art. Also why would anyone purposefully cover their hand in hair and curl all their fingers in on the other hand like that? This only proves you know you got exposed and desperately want to prove otherwise, no one is buying this. Terrible damage control faggot, you’re just a catfish and will always be irrelevant.
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Looking pretty brown compared to those fake pics you stole, probably just a Mexican TF2 obsessed troon that has been pretending to be a girl online for free loot drops. Lying to online simps for so long you started lying to yourself, you will never be a woman. Many such cases.
 
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If I wasn't a lazy faggot without photoshop I'd make a low quality edit of the sonichu comic with Chris as the Balldo and Sonichu as Rekietachu.
Merry Christmas you lazy faggot
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No I'm not joking about MSpaint, you can do lazy .png overlays and cutouts same as photoshop.
Edits: clarity, and I forgot Rekietachu's bottle
 
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I can't believe he pulled this up on stream. Does Nick think this proves that KF was wrong and MANdy was not a catfish?

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If Rekieta wasn't so drunk that he thought that the fingers were dildos, maybe he would have looked at the hands.

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Yes, the art is hand-drawn and looks similar to the MS Paint art that was posted.
100% a troon. In addition to what everyone has already said about the everything else, the handwriting is someone trying really hard to write "feminine".
 
So this faggot isn't going to explain why he was holding his phone extremely close to his "face", with the back camera, in his first photo? Yea I'm not buying it.
100% a troon. In addition to what everyone has already said about the everything else, the handwriting is someone trying really hard to write "feminine".
The real MANdy took the photo. He asked one of his thousand cousins to hold up his garbage scribbles. It was written by a troon (likely just a man LARPing as a woman online for attention) but held up by his hairy Mexican cousin with a Triangular hairline.
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Estimation of hairline and eyebrow placement.
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I just hope his inevitable ass beatings in a European country are even funnier than Ralph's was.

He has said he is afraid to go abroad because he could be punished by Government for things he has said on stream.

Yes, he said this.

Why the fuck does she have a LinkedIn?
Maybe something to do with the homeschool co-op? Like to show her credentials in case any other parents want to know? No clue, tbh.

I know a friend who went to a cheap local uni (2-year? It was strange...) in the States as an excuse to live abroad and visit. It was dirt cheap, not ranked at all, and the coursework was reportedly very remdial. It did not even have dormitories. I assume SMSU may be similar.

They had a class for students to basically make CV's and setup LinkedIn as the major course assignments.
 
It took a long fucking time for MAN-D to respond.
Right? And this is the only response they could muster?? For a creative, they're not doing a very good job of it. A fake letter, really? At least cut some holes for your eyes so we can laugh at you winking at us or something. This is so very disappointing.

ManD, if you're going to whore for the Farm's attention while you catfish Nick, at least do it a more interesting fucking way. You've had years to get it right.
Wasn't the old pics really pale? This looks like 'she' could be mexican
That's very possible if they're from TX.
 
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