Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
If MANdy is mexican then I will start calling him Manuel.
I know NOTHING! I'm from Barcelona!
The issue is that if he lies with the dogs then he’s going to get fleas.
This. Getting involved in IBS-tier shit has been good for absolutely nobody who has done it, with the possible exception of Jim and God punished him with canceraids for it.

I think all these clowns got into that shit thinking it was pure kayfabe until it turned into actual loserdom.
 
July is the biggest threat to the comicsgate's grift. July puts out books in months and not years. Ethan got so used to taking years and in-between doing 2nd chance campaigns to milk more. He has said he believes the 90s were the height of comics and wants to return to the speculator boom. July claims to love comics and wants to prevent the medium from dying while making money.
Wasn't EVS railing on dc and marvel putting out so many covers for a single book? Isn't that actually boosting the speculative market? On which cover will end up being worth more eventually? What's his logic here?
 
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Wasn't EVS railing on dc and marvel putting out so many covers for a single book? Isn't that actually boosting the speculative market? On which cover will end up being worth more eventually? What's his logic here?
Haven't been a super active watcher of him lately but last i recall it was the common "people are asking me to do it" with a side of "something something SJWs attacking Christians."
 
I know NOTHING! I'm from Barcelona!

This. Getting involved in IBS-tier shit has been good for absolutely nobody who has done it, with the possible exception of Jim and God punished him with canceraids for it.

I think all these clowns got into that shit thinking it was pure kayfabe until it turned into actual loserdom.
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You know nothing about the balldo!
 
Thanks to @elb for the clip from the Ty stream, a lovely note and "picture" from MANdy:
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I don't remember ever apologizing, you dumb ugly catfish. Shampoo your nasty hair. Do your nails. Clean your room.
Wash your penis.
Until MANdy comes out and admits to lying about everything previously posted by "her", this photo doesn't mean anything.
Aside from the obvious traits, the slightly undersized hands and short fingers also scream American native/latina, and is yet again completely inconsistent with the rest of that persona.
You can also very easily find a random crack whore to hold up a sign on extralunchmoney.com (NSFW)
I did that once for a 30th birthday card for a buddy of mine.
 
Last year, Nick dropped the ball on advanced planning, was mostly irrelevant on the convention floor, was dwarfed by Critical Drinker's fanbase, had his own panel canceled and was more interested in slinking off with Camelot&co. to drink by themselves.
Haven't be around lately so was just kinda catching up, but this caught my eye.
This, more than anything as a fan of Nick, has done the most to sour me on him. He had promised lots of informal get-togethers in Vegas and Nashville before the shows proper, but decided to hide out with the Internet famous instead.
 
At this point I say don't even try to convince Nick it's a catfish, just let him go with it because it would be a lot funnier that way
This.

Remember, real cows don't follow sage advice. The point of the thread isn't to get Nick to accept reality.

We're like way way WAAAAYYY beyond that now anyways. I don't think he's accepting advice from anybody except maybe Masterson, and even that's iffy.

The funny thing about MAN-D is, if this happened as late as two or so years ago, and somebody in this thread picked up the fact he was being catfished, that somebody likely would have quietly clued him in, and he might have actually listened. Unfortunately, because he decided to be a complete faggot, nobody cares to help him avoid embarrassment anymore.

But it's Nick that could do things for the Farms, right? Null is the one missing out, right?

Wasn't EVS railing on dc and marvel putting out so many covers for a single book? Isn't that actually boosting the speculative market? On which cover will end up being worth more eventually? What's his logic here?
The point is that EVS is a salty bitch. July is doing well for himself outside the auspices of EVS's egotistical personality cult.

Don't even try to make any sense of it. It's pointless.

Nick, Masterson, and EVS are fading stars, and they know it. They are gonna rage rage rage against the dying of the light.
 
I think it's very understandable why Nick doesn't like Eric July. Every member of society has a set of obligations and customs they're expected to meet and from Rekeitas perspective July as a black man has failed to meet several of them.

As far as I understand Eric July hasn't even made a pass at his wife much less Nick. He doesn't even tell stories about creeping on young white children. Negligent at best.

Frankly rekeita like another similar nick before him is tired of looking up to black men as Inspirational figures and not getting any respect or even a kiss.
 
So, here's a thought:
1) Nick ranted to Sean that he never, EVER asked Josh to censor the Farms, no matter what they said about him or his family, as a part of his free speech absolutism.
2) Nick spent over two hours texting Josh from the shower to correct the record about Drexel's degeneracy, dancing around the request for Josh to censor the Farms.
3) From points 1 and 2, the strong implication is that Nick accepts that most if not all of what the Farms says about him & his family is 100% correct.

He lets everything else the Farms says in his thread (which he has obviously read in detail) slide right by unchallenged, but he gets absolutely apoplectic when he can't harangue Josh into jannying the deets on Drexel. That shit really activates my almonds.
 
I don't remember ever apologizing, you dumb ugly catfish. Shampoo your nasty hair. Do your nails. Clean your room.
So let me get this straight.
We have two scenarios:
1. MAN-dy is not the catfish, she's in fact that Reddit whore "submissivelittletoy". In this case, "she's" posted "her" nudes and creampie photos for the entire world to see. I won't bother linking it, just google "submissivelittletoy - from Reddit", turn off safe mode. NSFW.
2. MAN-dy is the catfish, and she/he stole those photos.

Which one is less embarrassing? It's honestly less embarrassing if "she" was just a guy larping.

I think this is an overkill.

Eric's response should have been:
Seethe lmfao u dnt evn practice law lol
whats a balldo?
 
Merry Christmas you lazy faggot
No I'm not joking about MSpaint, you can do lazy .png overlays and cutouts same as photoshop.
Edits: clarity, and I forgot Rekietachu's bottle
Whenever paint is brought up, I am obligated to shill paint.net a free, lightweight MSpaint replacement with more features than its Microhard equivalent.
 
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