Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Hassou Tobi]

It’s not letting me quote but the pooner who wrote about having anal with 10 different strangers while they degraded her within a short span of time…

What are the chances she wasn’t diddled as a child?

 

[Fapcop]

It’s not letting me quote but the pooner who wrote about having anal with 10 different strangers while they degraded her within a short span of time…

What are the chances she wasn’t diddled as a child?

Imagine only being truly happy as “a man” in the five minutes some fat horny dude is tearing up your asshole.

And like any young woman, she doesn’t quite comprehend that a guy will tell you anything to get in your pants. Including: “Oh yeah babe! I totally see you as a man!”

Sad. Many such cases.

Not quite posting his own L but an L nonetheless when a greasy troon asks r/TheGirlSurvivalGuide how often he should wash his bra.

I ugly cackled at this one.

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These dudes. The coom before anything. Research stuff? Nah, just slap on a bra, coom and ask on Reddit a month later.

(Not a perv I swear, but… How often do you wash them?

It seems like something you should wash every day, given how close it is to your body and armpits.

Yet they seem kinda delicate?)

 

[glass_houses]

(Not a perv I swear, but… How often do you wash them?

It seems like something you should wash every day, given how close it is to your body and armpits.

Yet they seem kinda delicate?)

Spoiler: OT: double barrelled slingshot maintenance

It's debated. Some women will wash after every wear because dirty bras are disgusting, but others say that washing too often destroys a bra, which is also true. The solution is to put the bra in a mesh bag made specially for that purpose and then run it through the wash in the bag.

 

[Injection]

Silly Bluefolf :3

 

[Susanna]

(Not a perv I swear, but… How often do you wash them?

It seems like something you should wash every day, given how close it is to your body and armpits.

Yet they seem kinda delicate?)

Spoiler: Hygiene horror trigger warning

Also, it takes longer than you imagine for it to get dirty. Women’s sweat has less oil than men’s, which means it takes longer for our clothes to start smelling. Men’s skin has four times more sebum than women’s. A man probably ought to wash his bra every day, but women honestly don’t need to. The reality is that most women go several days between washes for regular bras, because even with the washing bags and the gentle program, washing machines destroy them. Sports bras and bralettes you can wash more often, and of course should after every gym session or other thing that worked up a sweat.

 

[Fapcop]

Spoiler: Hygiene horror trigger warning

Also, it takes longer than you imagine for it to get dirty. Women’s sweat has less oil than men’s, which means it takes longer for our clothes to start smelling. Men’s skin has four times more sebum than women’s. A man probably ought to wash his bra every day, but women honestly don’t need to. The reality is that most women go several days between washes for regular bras, because even with the washing bags and the gentle program, washing machines destroy them. Sports bras and bralettes you can wash more often, and of course should after every gym session or other thing that worked up a sweat.

Yeah, I was about to say: Woman’s sweat is less potent, so I could see that you don’t need to wash after EVERY use.

What’s a bralette? Sounds disturbingly pedo. Like something a fat troon would wear because he’s a “wittle girl”.

Btw women of the farms:

Spoiler

Why wear a bra at all? Besides modesty I guess. I started googling stuff, and came across something about it being healthy not to wear a bra. Increases muscle tone and shape of the breast, and less skin irritation. Is this true? Is Big Bra lying? Or is this just hippie chick propaganda?! Apologies for the odd off topic question. Especially since I know how much women loathe to talk about themselves.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Yeah, I was about to say: Woman’s sweat is less potent, so I could see that you don’t need to wash after EVERY use.

What’s a bralette? Sounds disturbingly pedo. Like something a fat troon would wear because he’s a “wittle girl”.

Btw women of the farms:

Spoiler

Why wear a bra at all? Besides modesty I guess. I started googling stuff, and came across something about it being healthy not to wear a bra. Increases muscle tone and shape of the breast, and less skin irritation. Is this true? Is Big Bra lying? Or is this just hippie chick propaganda?! Apologies for the odd off topic question. Especially since I know how much women loathe to talk about themselves.

Bra sperging?:

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A bralette is kind of like a bra with less structure to it. No uncomfortable wires/cups. Almost like a tube top. I associate them not necessarily with children but women with tiny breasts who don’t even need to wear a bra. They’re worn more for modesty than support, I think? Idk what troons get out of wearing them. I feel like skinny, trendy girls often wear bralettes so maybe that’s what troons are aiming for. Just like how troons love to show mid drift.

The stuff about bras being bad for you comes from, afaik, one French study that was debunked.

Also I wash bras after every wear. When I was younger and had fancier stuff I would just wash in sink w/ gentle detergent to get around the damage.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Yeah, I was about to say: Woman’s sweat is less potent, so I could see that you don’t need to wash after EVERY use.

What’s a bralette? Sounds disturbingly pedo. Like something a fat troon would wear because he’s a “wittle girl”.

Btw women of the farms:

Spoiler

Why wear a bra at all? Besides modesty I guess. I started googling stuff, and came across something about it being healthy not to wear a bra. Increases muscle tone and shape of the breast, and less skin irritation. Is this true? Is Big Bra lying? Or is this just hippie chick propaganda?! Apologies for the odd off topic question. Especially since I know how much women loathe to talk about themselves.

Spoiler

with regards to it being healthier not to wear a bra, I can believe it. Lightly binding your breasts or constantly holding them up does seem like it would destroy muscle tone. As for why to wear a bra: hard nips poking through shirts are unladylike and draw unwanted attention, also because of the shape it gives that helps clothes look more put together. The lift and coverage of an undergarment can completely change the silhouette and the way an outfit lays on your body. There are t shirt bras, push-up bras, etc a bra for every occasion. A good bra can make the difference between looking sloppy and put together.
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[Panzerfrau]

Btw women of the farms:

Spoiler

Why wear a bra at all? Besides modesty I guess. I started googling stuff, and came across something about it being healthy not to wear a bra. Increases muscle tone and shape of the breast, and less skin irritation. Is this true? Is Big Bra lying? Or is this just hippie chick propaganda?! Apologies for the odd off topic question. Especially since I know how much women loathe to talk about themselves.

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It's kinda painful. Sure, bras are not the most comfortable thing in the world too, but for me it's better than the alternative.

 

[glass_houses]

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with regards to it being healthier not to wear a bra, I can believe it. Lightly binding your breasts or constantly holding them up does seem like it would destroy muscle tone. As for why to wear a bra: hard nips poking through shirts are unladylike and draw unwanted attention, also because of the shape it gives that helps clothes look more put together. The lift and coverage of an undergarment can completely change the silhouette and the way an outfit lays on your body. There are t shirt bras, push-up bras, etc a bra for every occasion. A good bra can make the difference between looking sloppy and put together.
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Spoiler: tits

Also, it's socially unacceptable to not tie down your boobs, bouncing may be sexy to fifteen year old males, but it will draw ridicule from everyone else. Nipple chafing is another issue that can arise, as can giving yourself a black eye if you are excessively endowed and move too fast.

And sometimes boobs are just heavy and the bra taking the weight is more comfortable than leaving the wretched things to dangle.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

Not entirely sure where this one should go, but… It’s definitely some L’s, though they may be surgery related…

LIL’ POONER MUSTERS ALL OF HER INNER MAN TO DEAL WITH SURGERY!
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Fainting after surgery, and crying into the towel you hold over your face, so your wife can wash your wound without you seeing any of it.

Fellow men, can you imagine anything more masculine?

Except of course…

SHAVING HAIR OFF THE SHAFT OF YOUR PENIS!
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Would love to hear some good recommendations for penis-shaft hair removal from my fellow doods on the Farms.

Am I the only natal man with a natal penis for whom hairs do in fact grow at the bottom of the shaft like a pair of sideburns?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

What’s a bralette? Sounds disturbingly pedo. Like something a fat troon would wear because he’s a “wittle girl”.

It's a bra for small boobs. They don't have underwire and are lightly supportive, so they're comfortable for lounging and everyday wear. For women with bigger breasts, they don't provide sufficient support and can be uncomfortable.

 

[Fapcop]

Am I the only natal man with a natal penis for whom hairs do in fact grow at the bottom of the shaft like a pair of sideburns?

TMI but sounds pretty normal.

 

[cerulean hydra]

Am I the only natal man with a natal penis for whom hairs do in fact grow at the bottom of the shaft like a pair of sideburns?

since women got to talk about bras for a bit, it's time for men to talk about their dicks.

Spoiler

no, I get hair at the bottom of my shaft, I'm pretty sure that's normal. Pooners get hair all along the shaft, which is different and not normal.

 

[Fapcop]

For Christmas this year, Santa brought ‘lil pooner… A rotdog falling off!



Imagine waking up every morning, wondering whether your penis is still attached. Crazy fucking chicks!

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Am I the only natal man with a natal penis for whom hairs do in fact grow at the bottom of the shaft like a pair of sideburns?

I’m pretty sure it’s normal for circumcised men. There’s less skin, so skin is pulled down from near the base onto the shaft.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

I’m pretty sure it’s normal for circumcised men. There’s less skin, so skin is pulled down from near the base onto the shaft.

The grabblers never got to my foreskin, though. If they had, I'd have to find and kill the jew doctor who did it! Merry Christmas!!

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Btw women of the farms:

Spoiler

Why wear a bra at all? Besides modesty I guess. I started googling stuff, and came across something about it being healthy not to wear a bra. Increases muscle tone and shape of the breast, and less skin irritation. Is this true? Is Big Bra lying? Or is this just hippie chick propaganda?! Apologies for the odd off topic question. Especially since I know how much women loathe to talk about themselves.

Spoiler

I have always believed this. I’ve never worn a bra, and consequently they’re such a round shape that no one has ever noticed I’m not.

Sports bras just feel like my boobs are being strangled while also still doing micro bounces. I just wear a halter neck bikini under my clothes for riding a bike, and nothing is necessary for any other exercise.

Bras are also said to contribute to mastitis in breastfeeding women.

But they are necessary for women with bigger or saggy boobs.

There’s been some bras that are better designed and kind of support the breasts as if they’re being held by hands. Also, in the olden days, corsets provided more support as the weight was distributed over the whole torso rather than round a small band.

 

[Evilronald]

Imagine spending decades raising your kid to find out they’re a pioneer/troon: a mentally ill sex fetishist genetic deadend who brings shame to your family. Not only do they expect you to accept this loss, they want you to validate it. To become part of their delusion and pretend that they are not the little boy/little girl you raised.