Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[dick brain]

What the fuck is this entire thread?

This isn't difficult. Take care of yourself--life some weights, eat right, dress like you care, manage your finances, touch grass.

Get competent at something.

Talk to girls. Create a little tension through teasing and fun disagreeability. Just make plans and invite her along--none of this "well what do you want to do?" bitch shit. Pick up the bill and pay it nonchalantly.

Smile slyly, not cheesy, people-pleaser grins. Women hate that shit.

Be decisive without acting like an asshole.

Slow down in bed--kiss slowly, eat pussy very slowly, fuck slowly. However slow you think is right...slower than that. Savor everything. It's not porn; that shit is fake. Make her feel safe and desired. Tell her she tastes amazing. Like sugar. Learn to use dirty talk sparingly and effectively. And be confident when you do it. Do what you enjoy...while enjoying everything.

Pay attention to what women like. You'll have months or years where it seems like a complete mystery. Then, you'll have an epiphany when you curl her toes and she's eating out of your hand and you'll suddenly realize how easy it was all along.

Figuring out women is a skill you can build; it takes practice and self-awareness, but once you do, it's cruise control from there.

If this wasn't a copypasta, it is now.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

What the fuck is this entire thread?

This isn't difficult. Take care of yourself--life some weights, eat right, dress like you care, manage your finances, touch grass.

Get competent at something.

Talk to girls. Create a little tension through teasing and fun disagreeability. Just make plans and invite her along--none of this "well what do you want to do?" bitch shit. Pick up the bill and pay it nonchalantly.

Smile slyly, not cheesy, people-pleaser grins. Women hate that shit.

Be decisive without acting like an asshole.

Slow down in bed--kiss slowly, eat pussy very slowly, fuck slowly. However slow you think is right...slower than that. Savor everything. It's not porn; that shit is fake. Make her feel safe and desired. Tell her she tastes amazing. Like sugar. Learn to use dirty talk sparingly and effectively. And be confident when you do it. Do what you enjoy...while enjoying everything.

Pay attention to what women like. You'll have months or years where it seems like a complete mystery. Then, you'll have an epiphany when you curl her toes and she's eating out of your hand and you'll suddenly realize how easy it was all along.

Figuring out women is a skill you can build; it takes practice and self-awareness, but once you do, it's cruise control from there.

I think part of the point of this thread is reassurance.

Like a lot of guys, even if they could get ladies, don't believe they can for one reason or another, or they feel inadequate and hate themselves because this or that. Like that's part of the problem with incels, they're constantly giving up, even if they have something going for them.

A lot of posts in this thread have been "you're not a sperg" "you're not pathetic" or "you should try this instead". Even the tiniest bit of encouragement or positivity can turn a guy's perception around. Saying "Git gud scrub just do this list of things" isn't helpful because some people can't just change how they act on a dime, and women aren't a monolith.

 

[BeckhoffAX5702]

Even the tiniest bit of encouragement or positivity can turn a guy's perception around.

I cannot stress this part enough, spoken words make or break a person. I won't share much information about myself but this thread gave me some insights. I too fell in the trap of thinking too negatively about myself.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I cannot stress this part enough, spoken words make or break a person. I won't share much information about myself but this thread gave me some insights. I too fell in the trap of thinking too negatively about myself.

I'm literally lost for words when I read these male posts. The fuck is wrong with you niggaz?
Literally all you have to do to stop being depressed (if you have a home&food) is to not be fat and to work out regularly so you maintain your body (and mind), be able to sleep well etc.

 

[dick brain]

I'm literally lost for words when I read these male posts. The fuck is wrong with you niggaz?
Literally all you have to do to stop being depressed (if you have a home&food) is to not be fat and to work out regularly so you maintain your body (and mind), be able to sleep well etc.

Yeah, when you're single.

 

[A Crying Goblin]

Lex Luthor has also worn glasses, agent 47 has worn glasses, you could have a Gendo Ikari demeanor with glasses.

Dude, real life is not a fucking anime or movie. Please.

The soyjak communist as a stereotype requires a beard and mustache or a neckbeard, you could very well be a cold calculating mf with a clean shaven neck and glasses.

I only have the mustache. No beard.

If you're a virgin, how the hell do you know this? Porn?

Nah, interviews with women where they be brutally honest.

You gotta mouth don’t you? Stop yapping and just eat some pussy, it’s better for both parties in the long run.

I can't... The thought of Oral sex genuinely makes me gag. Repulsive to me. Humans did not evolve to stick their penises in each others mouths or lick someone's pussy. I'll never lick a girls pussy and I never want my dick sucked either.

But the amount of 4/10 guys I’ve seen who aren’t even particularly rich but just have a job, who run around with a 7/10 or 8/10 on their arm, makes me think that @A Crying Goblin has a much better chance than he doomposts himself into thinking.

My issues are lot further than just surface deep. I generally have an aversion to strangers and physical contact (No it's not autism, so don't ask) I find women to be untrustworthy compared to men. I couldn't imagine opening up to one, they seem more aggressive.

Not with this defeatist attitude, he doesn’t. It’s fine to not be perfect. It’s not okay to have no drive to self-improvement.

Improve for who? For me? I don't deserve that. The anger and negativity is what gives me dopamine. I have to be in hell in order to live.

I mean… If you’ve just given up, you’ve just given up, all the best to you. But you can’t simultaneously complain about the situation.

Why not? We have freedom of speech.. At least in most countries anyway. Can't speak for those that don't.

Talk to girls. Create a little tension through teasing and fun disagreeability. Just make plans and invite her along--none of this "well what do you want to do?" bitch shit. Pick up the bill and pay it nonchalantly.

The problem is I don't enjoy talking to girls, and no I'm not gay. But girls just seem to be too fragile and easily offended. I'm not sure when I'm going to say something that will piss them off or freak them out. Very few girls have been NOT like this and mostly it's older aged ones that seem to not care. Younger ones are never like that (My experience again, just saying)

Slow down in bed--kiss slowly, eat pussy very slowly, fuck slowly.

Ugh. No no. Gross. I'm not asexual but like... this gives me a very visceral gross out feeling.

I'm literally lost for words when I read these male posts. The fuck is wrong with you niggaz?
Literally all you have to do to stop being depressed (if you have a home&food)

Doesn't work like that.

is to not be fat and to work out regularly so you maintain your body (and mind), be able to sleep well etc.

I do all of these things and the feelings of self hatred and general lack of empathy for others doesn't go away. I love my family but not much beyond that.

 

[Incel Death Note]

What the fuck is this entire thread?

This isn't difficult. Take care of yourself--life some weights, eat right, dress like you care, manage your finances, touch grass.

Get competent at something.

Talk to girls. Create a little tension through teasing and fun disagreeability. Just make plans and invite her along--none of this "well what do you want to do?" bitch shit. Pick up the bill and pay it nonchalantly.

Smile slyly, not cheesy, people-pleaser grins. Women hate that shit.

Be decisive without acting like an asshole.

Slow down in bed--kiss slowly, eat pussy very slowly, fuck slowly. However slow you think is right...slower than that. Savor everything. It's not porn; that shit is fake. Make her feel safe and desired. Tell her she tastes amazing. Like sugar. Learn to use dirty talk sparingly and effectively. And be confident when you do it. Do what you enjoy...while enjoying everything.

Pay attention to what women like. You'll have months or years where it seems like a complete mystery. Then, you'll have an epiphany when you curl her toes and she's eating out of your hand and you'll suddenly realize how easy it was all along.

Figuring out women is a skill you can build; it takes practice and self-awareness, but once you do, it's cruise control from there.

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

how do you femoids deal with men being pussies in the current year

Late AF, but reading this gave me a chuckle because it reminded me of a friend who gets really jumpy when anything horror-related happens. It's not comical squealing, rather a change of tone in his voice that makes it obvious he's terrified. I like to turn the screws on him and get him to watch a horror movie/play a horror game to have a laugh, and often he wriggles out of it. Tried to play Phasmophobia with him this Halloween - he was silently scared the whole way until it decided to crash, then was quick to declare that's all he's willing to stomach.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

how do you femoids deal with men being pussies in the current year

by raising the next generation to be less pussy lead by example . I am still mad though i cant get my kid wooden swords and shields to beat each other with it . He loves tools because his daddy using it and his father put a ban on wooden swords for his bday REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[dick brain]

by raising the next generation to be less pussy lead by example . I am still mad though i cant get my kid wooden swords and shields to beat each other with it . He loves tools because his daddy using it and his father put a ban on wooden swords for his bday REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Both are good, men should be capable of destruction but inclined toward creation. Teaching him to shoot would be more practical anyway.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Both are good, men should be capable of destruction but inclined toward creation. Teaching him to shoot would be more practical anyway.

He is 2 also i would get both disowned by my mother and mother in law both of them are in the liberal side of the spectrum my mother in law especially since she works in education if i ever mention getting my son to the gun range unless he is already teenager and specifically he asked for it , i would get disowned and chewwed out by both if i took a child there. His father is also sometimes on her side can't have xyz because he knows he has to participate in the battles . Still though i have to bid my time and wait to get him the stuff i want him to get when he is older and can make requests.

 

[cia-log]

Smile slyly, not cheesy, people-pleaser grins. Women hate that shit.

You can pry my cheesy people-pleaser grin from my cold, dead hands

 

[AgendaPoster]

OK listen up lads.
I've search a LOT, and I mean a lot, to find some information that's actually worth your time when it comes to dealing with the ladies.
Eventually, I remembered this step by step guide, and it has a soundtrack, like all the good things in life!
Please, listen carefully and absorb the lyrics, they are KEY to success.

In fact this message is so important that I will attach the file too.

 

[Muttley]

I am still mad though i cant get my kid wooden swords and shields to beat each other with it .

but they still have those even here in commiefornia?

just go to the ren fair

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

but they still have those even here in commiefornia?

just go to the ren fair

I live in Norway, no ren fairs nearby nigga and violence where i live is seen something worty of a therapy and calling the cps since we are in very white and rural and safe area. My MIL was shocked to find out i was coming home with black eye frim fights in slavlands during my teens. I would gladly drag my kid there went to one that was more of a summer amusement park with historical themes going through the ages like prehistoric, antique and medieval times, and i had a blast. There were some hilarious moments like big fat guy that i call tank division participating into the mock battles. I have never screamed so hard eat him.

 

[Fapcop]

I live in Norway, no ren fairs nearby nigga and violence where i live is seen something worty of a therapy and calling the cps since we are in very white and rural and safe area. My MIL was shocked to find out i was coming home with black eye frim fights in slavlands during my teens. I would gladly drag my kid there went to one that was more of a summer amusement park with historical themes going through the ages like prehistoric, antique and medieval times, and i had a blast. There were some hilarious moments like big fat guy that i call tank division participating into the mock battles. I have never screamed so hard eat him.

Little boys have a natural instinct towards testing their strength and tearing it up, untill you verbally beat it out of them.

Get him some nerf guns. LRPGs are popular these days, so you can get him some of those foam daggers that look real. If fathers objection is that he can get hurt, just get him one of those.

Good luck, based mom! And bless you!

Why not? We have freedom of speech.. At least in most countries anyway. Can't speak for those that don't.

Well, let me rephrase that. You can say what you want, but if you’ve given up and still complain about stuff that is within your power to change, that would be pointless bitching and moaning.

A uniquely female way of reacting, which I can assure you will render you unfuckable to any woman.

 

[A Crying Goblin]

A uniquely female way of reacting, which I can assure you will render you unfuckable to any woman.

Well that's it then.

 

[Fapcop]

Well that's it then.

Anyways dude. If you ever feel like getting help, reach out here. You’re not ready yet, but you may be some day.

If you ever want to talk about quitting drinking, shoot me a pm. Opiates were my thing, not drinking but it’s the same shit really.

Best of luck!

 

[ShiftyBoi]

by raising the next generation to be less pussy lead by example . I am still mad though i cant get my kid wooden swords and shields to beat each other with it . He loves tools because his daddy using it and his father put a ban on wooden swords for his bday REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm gonna play devil's advocate and say maybe your husband doesn't want wooden toys around the house because he has tools. And if the kids want to mimic their dad by using tools on the wooden toys it won't end well, like wood dust everywhere, a nails sticking out, splinters, yick.

I remember I got a pocket knife in second grade and the first thing I wanted to do was cut under the bark in trees and tear up plants, all until I wasn't looking where I was cutting and lodged the knife right into the end of my thumb.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I do all of these things and the feelings of self hatred and general lack of empathy for others doesn't go away.

I have read everything you've written. And, as before, I feel bad and frustrated for you, because - regardless of things that you think are physical deficits about you, the biggest thing I get from you is that you throw boulders in your own path.

From this post alone:
- oral sex repulsion, giving or receiving (fine if that's not your thing, but in context seems like a big connection issue, potentially)
- aversion to strangers
- aversion to physical contact
- belief you deserve nothing good & belief you need to be in hell to live/getting a hit from bad things
- alienation from women
- don't enjoy talking to girls
- believe girls are too fragile
- self-hatred
- lack of empathy
- And - mustache alone in the Year of Our Lord 2023, almost 2024

All of these are concerning - HOWEVER - the biggest thing is that you state these things in a way that implies you accept and support them. Or at least that their existence is some sort of justification for choosing to remain miserable.

These aren't good things, my friend. These are also things that, embracing them, you decrease your chance for [whatever is an acceptable picture of contentment and purpose for you].

And when someone says, "you can't give up and simultaneously complain," and your response is"free speech,"...dude, you missed the point by 5000 miles. It's not about anyone giving a shit what you say. It's about pointing out the flaws in your thinking and your apparent attachment to self-defeating stubbornness. Of course you "can" think what you want. But what is the point in complaining if you don't actually want anything different?

But honestly I'd look into the aversion to other human beings (not talking about oral sex, but the general aversion you mentioned), and the feelings of being undeserving of good things. Seems potentially improve-able. Meds and CBT.

Same goes (though needing a different approach) for believing women are "fragile" and therefore you cannot talk to them. They may be different than you, and they may be confusing, but you're better off making an effort than writing them off in a diminishing or demeaning way. That shit will come through and turn off every woman you meet.

He is 2 also i would get both disowned by my mother and mother in law both of them are in the liberal side of the spectrum my mother in law especially since she works in education if i ever mention getting my son to the gun range unless he is already teenager and specifically he asked for it , i would get disowned and chewwed out by both if i took a child there. His father is also sometimes on her side can't have xyz because he knows he has to participate in the battles . Still though i have to bid my time and wait to get him the stuff i want him to get when he is older and can make requests.

There's a long way between toy swords for a little kid (at 2 it's meaningless, btw) and taking a child/teen to a gun range. Why is a gun range even on your mind if your kid is 2 years old?

Tbh, feels like the concerns you have are manageable, and if you approached them with a bit more... savvy, rather than a blunt axe, you might be less bothered and reactionary.

Hope you and your kid's father get on the same page.