Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 202 8.3%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 219 9.0%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 789 32.4%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 458 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 507 20.8%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 262 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,437
Gonna sperg here, but I think we’re entering the part of the story where Anisa might get pregnant. [snip]
i follow your logic, it makes sense, however.

as ian/anisa are basically larping as communists (a la hasan and the kliens, etc) they surely also believe in global warming. i would bet anything on this, remember ian and his mask fetish...i think he made 2 videos on it, and the whole sam hyde/drive thru thing...

anyway, they surely buy into all the depopulation rhetoric surrounding that...more children/people will accelerate global warming, and having a family and reproducing is alt-right white supremacy colonization nazism, especially since their baby will be white.

Fuckin... bandana pattern pants... I've fucking seen it all. Where do they even buy this stuff? It's like shit you'd see in a dream or something.
ian said he grew up in a trailer park or something right?
 
>anus convinces ian to get a vasectomy
>anus considers having two babies by two different men
We're hitting levels of cuckoldry that shouldn't even be possible.
Oh my god I completely forgot Ian got snipped, he's gonna get double cucked and trapped with Tyrone and Jullio Muhammad (They're in Canada not the US, nearly forgot) since both the bulls will obviously fuck off after finishing.
 
Why does a bitch who has so much lunch lady energy decide that only fans was a good idea and a viable career path? The lack of self awareness baffles me.
Because Anus assumed being a whore was easier than doing something productive. Turns out even being a whore takes some effort.

BTW don't forget Anus left Ian to wallow by himself this Christmas. Will she come back with little Tyrone and Jamal in her uteri?
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Lately I have been thinking that maybe Anisa really isn't evil but just stupid. Bear with me, it's Christmas season. I think that Anisa is like that out of touch relative that you think does this shit on purpose but turns out is just someone with no filter about making everyone uncomfortable. Y'know the type, "oh anon is balding too", "oh anon used to be a very chubby kid", "oh anon didn't finish puberty yet". I've said this before, I agree with Anisa that we are giving her too much credit about doing this for some dastardly reason. She's just someone that is so uncomfortable on her own skin and so divorced from reality she has to make everyone else as uncomfortable as she is.
 
Lately I have been thinking that maybe Anisa really isn't evil but just stupid. Bear with me, it's Christmas season. I think that Anisa is like that out of touch relative that you think does this shit on purpose but turns out is just someone with no filter about making everyone uncomfortable. Y'know the type, "oh anon is balding too", "oh anon used to be a very chubby kid", "oh anon didn't finish puberty yet". I've said this before, I agree with Anisa that we are giving her too much credit about doing this for some dastardly reason. She's just someone that is so uncomfortable on her own skin and so divorced from reality she has to make everyone else as uncomfortable as she is.
That explains her awkward demeanor but not her vice grip of Ian's balls, money and decisionmaking. She's also not smart enough to be intentionally making a clown of Ian to fulfill some fucked up sadistic desire. Really she's just a very average BPD cuntwhore, incredibly self-centered and willing to shit all over her husband just to make herself feel accomplished or more comfortable for a few minutes.

Not to place all the blame solely on her of course. Ian has proven that he deserves Anisa. She's perfect for him.
 
That explains her awkward demeanor but not her vice grip of Ian's balls, money and decisionmaking.
that might just be a result of his own personality rather than something she intentionally does.
if he's simply a groveling pushover doormat type of person, then this kind of situation is what he will naturally fall into, without her having to do anything to make it happen.
 
anyway, they surely buy into all the depopulation rhetoric surrounding that...more children/people will accelerate global warming, and having a family and reproducing is alt-right white supremacy colonization nazism, especially since their baby will be white.
That's neat and all but you forgot to consider how much attention Anus could get from having a baby
 
That's neat and all but you forgot to consider how much attention Anus could get from having a baby
From strangers on the Internet, yeah. But I think she knows she would have to dedicate too much of her own time and existence to keeping the baby alive and the idea repulses her. Ian is sedated as fuck and probably wouldn't go out of his way to help her.
 
Can we get a thread poll on what the possible future baby's nickname should be, and can cuck spawn be one of the choices?
Anisa is going to pick one of those faggot ass "special" names for any kids she has with men other than balless Ian.

Kaylon
Brycenlee
Ahsleopie*

*Pronounced Ashley of course.
 
The most believable part of this shitpost is that he just seems like he really would get a vasectomy.
But what makes this an obvious joke is the part saying she baked him a cake.

Anisa is not baking any cakes for idubbbz. If she did, it wouldn't look anywhere near that competent. What idubbbz gets is a banana bread with tofu scramble "bento box" if he wants a treat.
No wonder he's always shitting himself.
 
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