The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[FinnSven]

Huddled together in a ratty old tent in brutally low freezing temperatures, just barely avoiding direct, open exposure to the elements at high altitude. But hey, they've got fucking internet access to piss and moan about it!

Fucking priorities, man. Y'know instead of all the gadgets and charging shit for their fucking phones they'd have been far better served with a cheap-ass Baofeng shortwave and some survival rations. It's not like having internet access is helping them at all right now.

To be fair to them, they are zoomers so they certainly had their phones and things long before they wound up in this situation.
I doubt they were buying their phones and gadgets in the past few weeks.
They probably were not expecting things to get this desperate for themselves.
Sky might have suggested it as a thing for a few days then the grift would come through and they could get a motel then find a warehouse or other place to squat in.

Don’t get me wrong and think I am defending them.

These idiots clearly think that they can live as they want outside the system, and when it gets tough the “people” should be helping them live how they want.

What they should be doing is finding employment and some cheap digs to get their act together, and the seriously mentally ill one should be returning to hospital.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

May their amholes freeze shut on this blessed Chudmas

 

[RollingRock2]

I don't know who these troons are or what they have to do with the tranch
But if there's a group of troons freezing in a tent on a mountainside instead of being cozy at home for Christmas then I'm all for it

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know who these troons are or what they have to do with the tranch
But if there's a group of troons freezing in a tent on a mountainside instead of being cozy at home for Christmas then I'm all for it

Dyatlov Pass incident but with troons.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

How is shilling a GoFundMe or Amazon wishlist going to help them with the cold right now? When you're stuck in the cold and at risk of death, you'll even burn stacks of cash to keep the fire going. A pack of underwear coming in the mail (I guess to a location in the nearby town?) in two days isn't going to do anything right now.

Troons make a catastrophe about everything anyways. If they were really fucked but still had Internet access, they'd make sure everyone knew. Colorado wouldn't dare allow the injustice of troons ending up like the Donner party, even if it were entirely a consequence of the troons' actions.

 

[AnOminous]

If they were really fucked but still had Internet access, they'd make sure everyone knew.

Troons are such completely incompetent idiots they might not even know the level of danger they're in. People who know what they're doing get killed in situations like this.

 

[a hapless toad]

I think J's group of not-so-happy campers are staying here: https://www.fs.usda.gov/recarea/arp/recarea/?recid=28272

Note: that black blob isn't a bear, it's a moose...

So good luck with that, fellas!! I'd take on a black bear over a moose any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

 

[FinnSven]

Troons are such completely incompetent idiots they might not even know the level of danger they're in. People who know what they're doing get killed in situations like this.

I reiterate, I hope that idiots like keffals don’t try to somehow blame the farms for being responsible should these fools die.

These morons have decided to try to live off grid at a terrible time of the year. We might laugh at their foolishness but we are not trying to encourage them to risk dying for our amusement.

 

[Chongqing]

I don't know who these troons are or what they have to do with the tranch

Same. Can someone please explain this part?

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Troons are such completely incompetent idiots they might not even know the level of danger they're in. People who know what they're doing get killed in situations like this.

They may be incompetent, but does incompetence outweigh their willingness to whine about everything? They're willing to whine about nicotine withdrawal but not about being on the verge of freezing to death? I just find it hard to believe, assuming they still have Internet access.

 

[FinnSven]

Same. Can someone please explain this part?

One of them was a Trancher. Fedposter J.
He was a crony of Penny, another gun toting lunatic.

The others may have stayed at the tranch after Kev, Penny and Jen did a runner.

There was a claim made around then that some squatters were responsible for trashing the house and Bonnie’s car.
It is now believed by posters in this thread that these are the Troons who squatted there, probably on J’s invitation.

They may be incompetent, but does incompetence outweigh their willingness to whine about everything? They're willing to whine about nicotine withdrawal but not about being on the verge of freezing to death? I just find it hard to believe, assuming they still have Internet access.

Could be they don’t actually realize they are on the verge of freezing to death.

 

[Ghostse]

Same. Can someone please explain this part?

If the Tranch was "Cheers", this troon troop is "Fraiser" and Fedposter J is Fraiser Crane.

Only in this case after Cheers closed, Fraiser and his brother, father, manager, and live-in physical therapist broke into the bar and smashed up Ted Danson's Leaf....the analogy falls apart pretty quickly there.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

I'd take on a black bear over a moose any day of the week and twice on Sundays.

For all the city folk and people who don't live in areas with moose: This man speaks the truth. You know how retarded deer are? Now imagine an animal as retarded as a deer and as easily spooked as a horse but also weighs over 1,000 lbs and antlers close to four feet wide. Moose will try to fight on coming freight trains and during mating season it's not unheard of for the males to fuck small cars. If these trannies piss off a moose they will be seriously injured. The only gun I've seen them pictured with is a Ruger 10/22 which will only piss off the moose if you shoot it with that. This is going to end terribly (for the trannies) and I can't wait to see what these retards will do.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Could be they don’t actually realize they are on the verge of freezing to death.

Well none of them have any activity on Twitter since yesterday—the most recent was a liked post 22 hours ago. So maybe they are suffering consequences of some sort. Of course, it could just be that their phones are dead, service is gone, or the power is being saved for an emergency.

If there is still no sign of life in 24 hours, then we'll have something interesting on our hands.

As a side note, why are people at risk of freezing to death liking softcore furry porn on Twitter?

 

[Blonrad Blurze]

When people go to see if they're still alive, on the ground, written in shit and blood are the words "Am Hole"

Everything fades to black
Cut to credits.

 

[FinnSven]

As a side note, why are people at risk of freezing to death liking softcore furry porn on Twitter?

Welcome to the Future.

 

[moocow]

To be fair to them, they are zoomers so they certainly had their phones and things long before they wound up in this situation.
I doubt they were buying their phones and gadgets in the past few weeks.

Nah, I get that. I just mean in terms of plain and simple carrying weight. If you're roughing it because you're genuinely too broke to even acquire adequate shelter against brutally cold conditions, you absolutely want to keep total "gear weight" down as much as possible, and devote as much of your carrying capacity to food & water rations as you can.

You don't pack an iPhone and a power bank. Stuff that crap in a safety deposit box or something. Instead you pack a shortwave radio (to scream for help), a bunch of emergency rations (to not die if you get sick of pinecones), and an empty bottle, some water purifier tablets and a heat source (for melting snow and treating it to make it drinkable).

That shit's not hard to find -- not even the tablets or rations. Fuckin' Walmart sells those god-awful "rationed edible calorie bricks" in sealed pouches on the cheap in the sporting goods section. They taste terrible but it beats starving to death.

At least, that's what you'd do if you aren't a retard and actually want to survive being lost/or inaccessible in freezing conditions for more than a few hours anyway. I agree with an assessment a few posts above -- these dumbasses don't grasp the danger they're in.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If Kevin was there with them, he would finally be useful by being a food source.

 

[General Disarray]

Looking back on their wishlist they do have a number of Cabela's and Bass Pro Shop gift cards on there, and they do carry "survival" freeze dried shelf-stable food packs.

 

[RollingRock2]

Dyatlov Pass incident but with troons.

Dylatelov Pass