The Penultimate Warrior
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He did it, the mad lad actually did it!
Trolls pound sand in anger as Phil wins yet again.
Trolls pound sand in anger as Phil wins yet again.
WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game
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The only one that wins is Scopely as they raise their glass to Phil's whales. May they never run out of funds
AGoodBrazilian
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The fact that he can't brag or be smug about it with anyone must make him so mad
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Number one ranked U.S. player for that event dood
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"On the day of Christmas, Khet's so-husband gave to her, a sweatyman.jpg of Bronson Reed."
Wait, he didn't give her the jpeg either. Guess Phil doesn't know about the spirit of the season after all, then. Maybe he sent Derich a girlfriend, but privately, since it was charity, instead, this year?
Wait, he didn't give her the jpeg either. Guess Phil doesn't know about the spirit of the season after all, then. Maybe he sent Derich a girlfriend, but privately, since it was charity, instead, this year?
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I can just picture Phil swipe away, open yet another loot box, take a sip of gin, BUUUURB and sigh sadly to himself: “Why can’t console games be more like this?!”
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It's a Festivus miracle!
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I'd just like to have it on record that the event where he finally got that robust 1st place finish in is called the MASSIVE MEATY MAN CONTEST. It's called that way because it's the nickname of the sweaty men whose jpeg is featured in the event, I gotta admit God sure has a great sense of humor.
GibMoneyPls
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Perfect that it's the MASSIVE MEATY MAN event...and the Chriatmas event. Everyone else took the event off to buy gifts for loved ones. Not Phailup! Horsewife got an Xbox last year! She's good for another 5-6 years of Skyrim.
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I don't even watch Phil aside from this thread, I feel so blessed by him. Thank you, Phil.
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What's the bill for being the #1 ranked US collector of sweaty jpegs? $100,000?
Imagine how much door dash Dave could have bought instead.
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It’s just a contest. As regarded as Phil is for having spent tens of thousands of dollars on his JPEGs, he’s still relatively small potatoes on that app.
Mysterious Figure
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Jesus. Those graphics are shit.
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Rocky2284968 is a pattern player that gets a undeserved win by smashing iTunes credits and abusing the whale broken move
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maximum profit for minimum effort, just like phil
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Mates, I'm not a big champions follower, and I don't play mobile games, but it seems to me this is the first time he's ranked first. Do yall think it's the Christmas + youtube paycheck boost or it's trauma-coping over something that is happening to him in real life?
Seems like from the clips I've seen he's been going through an "appreciating life" arc like someone whos just been diagnosed with cancer. I'm absolutely not saying anything like that has happened, but he seems to be acting like he's in his final years, and he seemed really eager to drink a lot during his marathon (from the few clips I've seen).
Is this just some common addict behavior or there's some stress influencing him to whale more? I see he made a couple of hundred bucks, and his youtube check just came in, so it makes perfect sense why the whaling would be monumental, but is he this unhinged? Is he this addicted?
From the estimates it seems like he spent enough money for 5x family Christmas feasts on an image of a fat dude in a spandex.
Please help me understand....
Seems like from the clips I've seen he's been going through an "appreciating life" arc like someone whos just been diagnosed with cancer. I'm absolutely not saying anything like that has happened, but he seems to be acting like he's in his final years, and he seemed really eager to drink a lot during his marathon (from the few clips I've seen).
Is this just some common addict behavior or there's some stress influencing him to whale more? I see he made a couple of hundred bucks, and his youtube check just came in, so it makes perfect sense why the whaling would be monumental, but is he this unhinged? Is he this addicted?
From the estimates it seems like he spent enough money for 5x family Christmas feasts on an image of a fat dude in a spandex.
Please help me understand....
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It's probably game related like this wrestler is a useful upgrade in winning 99% of the time. Dave also usually dumps money into solo events like this one.