Time's Phil hasn't been a irredeemable piece of shit - AKA the Phil Dentclub

[Corpun]

Thread to showcase and discuss time's when Phil has been a great human being to debunk all the toxic negative bullshit us mentally ill nudniks who need taken away by the whitecoats ignore.

Remember that time Leanna was sick and dying in bed, and Phil bravely and nobly got up in the middle of his job/hobby to see if she was ok and physically able to move to make dinner? Such a noble deed caring about your loved ones enough to check up on them in the middle of a busy day.

 

[Fapcop]

Personally, I’ve always thought it was very considerate and kind of Phil to be an asexual weirdo when Panda craved the cock and kept bothering him for sex.

Now in the moment, I’m sure she was frustrated, but think of her relief afterwards, when she could honestly say: “No, not really!” When a dude she was dating asked her: “You were THE GUYS girlfriend? You had sex with him?!”

 

[Iron Hamster]

never [/endthread]

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Even though his delivery of it was all about me....REEE the rant about pandering holidays meant to fuck over the little guy such as PUHresidents day and the others that he was too afraid to name but we know them as the basketball american days and feather not dot day yeah I'll get on board with that those days off should be just for kids in grade school as for banks the post office and government entities you get your asses to work bitches.

 

[millais]

Every minute that Pigroach can keep Derich glued to the stream is a minute less that Derich isn't spending out there on the internet creeping on children and hassling porn actors/actresses and onlyfans whores.

 

[Corpun]

Every minute that Pigroach can keep Derich glued to the stream is a minute less that Derich isn't spending out there on the internet creeping on children and hassling porn actors/actresses and onlyfans whores.

Never thought of that. Phil might be saving some Canadian hooker or school girl's life currently with his streams. We should all apologize profusely to him and tip him for this service to society.

 

[The Cunting Death]

When he called out that IGN reviewer for making a horrible review of Double Dragon Neon.

 

[smug comporon]

It's been based of Dave to keep ignoring OIC's roleplay attempts and thanking him for his generous donations.

 

[Yung Dalph]

I never thought I'd bring up a positive about darksydephil but his complete ignoring of Keemstar's  pathetic attempts in involving him in the lolcow podcast has been both surprising and admirable. He made Keemstar look like the complete desperate loser he is, and the harder he tries, the worse he ends up looking.

 

[Corpun]

I never thought I'd bring up a positive about darksydephil but his complete ignoring of Keemstar's  pathetic attempts in involving him in the lolcow podcast has been both surprising and admirable. He made Keemstar look like the complete desperate loser he is, and the harder he tries, the worse he ends up looking.

It's got to be the only time he has actually followed through with his deranged ranting about putting the bullshit drama past him and ignoring it.

 

[Brother Wind]

I never thought I'd bring up a positive about darksydephil but his complete ignoring of Keemstar's  pathetic attempts in involving him in the lolcow podcast has been both surprising and admirable. He made Keemstar look like the complete desperate loser he is, and the harder he tries, the worse he ends up looking.

Mate he started a podcast and named it incorrectly after Keemstar's shit. You couldn't be more rattled if you started wearing nice clothes after some retard nigger made fun of your wardrobe.

So I will say that about Phil, he at least makes Keemstar and LTG look good.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Remember that time when that time Phil smugly looked into his greasy ass webcam and said, “Oh by the way, I have your name, I have your IP, and I have your address. YOU fucked up. Now here’s the bottom line, guys, I’m not giving it out.” He didn’t give the dude’s dox out to his fans, what a swell guy!

But, IN REALITY, no. Dave was, is, and always will be an irredeemable piece of shit

 

[Corpun]

Don't forget all those times he generouslly and graciously reminded people of the bounties they said they'd pay him for on completion back when he was playing Warzone in the beginning. Such a nice guy paying attention to his fans promises so they didn't have to.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

There were some times DSP wasn't a piece of shit prior to April 1982.

 

[UncleTusky]

I'm drawing a blank, the closest I can think of would be the time he donated consoles to FGC tourney . . . then immediately showed his true colors by taking a cut of the entrance fees (or maybe it was a fee to use the specific machines he donated, that detail doesn't matter) to cover his costs and then some. I don't think Phil is capable of seeing others as anything other than tools or obstacles.

 

[Digger10]

I remember watching an e-begging video he did sometime pre-2017 where he said something like "I'm not asking people to donate more than they can spare". I remember thinking "It's nice that he's 99.3 percent a scumbag and not a total scumbag."

 

[Devil's Advocate]

Well, he calls his mom and pops regularly, so I guess there's that.

 

[Fapcop]

Well, he calls his mom and pops regularly, so I guess there's that.

Doubt.

The only times he brought up calling them, is when he’s in trouble. Like when the wheel got stolen off his goutmobile.

(And papa Burnell responded with a picture of a fish he caught, which seems like a subtle “F off you disappointment!”)

Phil’s onay two redeeming qualities are:

A: He seems to like his cat. And:

B: He tries to take a stand against bullying like with Derich. However, that negated by the fact that he’s a retard and troll shields a sex offender, so we’re left with: He likes his cat.

 

[Corpun]

A: He seems to like his cat. And:

Likes his cat so much he locks him in a room at night, refuses to pay for blood tests, and sprays water at for poking around a firehazard of Phil's own creation.

 

[Nachos Bell Grande]

He held T Carter's hand as T lay dying on the streets of Bridgeport from that drive by and promised T he'd be a champion Super Turbo player in his honor someday. Phil truly was the Ken to his Ryu