The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

How do we know these faggots aren't holed up behind the denny's and trying to grift with sad tweets?

 

[FinnSven]

How do we know these faggots aren't holed up behind the denny's and trying to grift with sad tweets?

Then it would be a hilarious outcome too.

If they would be caught out in such a con then it would help damage the reputation of Troons and the Tranch legacy further.

 

[Starre & Ruine]

I think J's group of not-so-happy campers are staying here: https://www.fs.usda.gov/recarea/arp/recarea/?recid=28272

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So, an irony here is KiwiFarms is the only venue where any one is discussing the welfare of three 'troons on a mountain who might freeze to death. Despite their rhetoric of 'equality,' or 'sisterhood,' or their healthy lifestyle choices, no 'troons are offering any help. There is an entertaining hierarchy here of upper-class and lower-class 'troons which is super amusing given their anarchist tendencies.

There's a double irony where LFJ and his tranny brigade are trying to shutdown, literally, the only forum where trans welfare is being discussed as an emergency. If you're a tranny, you have no friends, only grift and self-aggrandizement.

No upper class 'troon, like LFJ, is helping them because, how would*THAT* look. No lower class 'troons have the resources, but there doesn't seem to be much Twitter amplification/boosting of their very poor engagement by the peasants.

Penny, Shiteater and Kevin are comfortable. Some months ago I forecast how FedPoasterJ's was going to get left holding the bag, and here he is.

Hey, if they die homeless, then someone can grift a charity to help homeless 'troons or something, something, grift. Tranny's helping tranny's in the spirit of anarchist solidarity.

FWIW, BLM lands allow camping up to two'ish weeks, after that, they'll tell you to leave, then confiscate your tent/sleeping bag. You can revisit the spot two'ish weeks later, if I recall.

 

[Oxyjen]

They’ve probably retreated to a motel and are fine but are embarrassed to admit it.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Whatever happened to the parents' house some were staying at? Did they get kicked out?

I understand why your confused.

When Penny said he wanted to create a “Haven for all Transpeople” what he actually ment was;
“Create a haven for my inner clique only and everyone else can shovel shit”

How do we know these faggots aren't holed up behind the denny's and trying to grift with sad tweets?

I wouldn’t be surprised. I mean they only got 120USD so they probably desperate and took a page from Pennies book and just faked an incident to get shit load of GFM money.

“Ok girls, it’s Christmas and no one is donating to us for being trannies in the woods, so your gonna fake a seizure (don’t forget to post about it!) and your gonna talk about the paper cut on your arm, but make it sound worse. This will surely get those filthy fucking home owning chuds to give us some money!”

 

[BScCollateral]

As a side note, why are people at risk of freezing to death liking softcore furry porn on Twitter?

I see two options here:
1) They're too stupid to realize how much trouble they're likely in. People get themselves dead in national parks all the time; some people think they're in a theme park.
2) They're sitting nice and safe next to their wish list shipping address.

Nah, I get that. I just mean in terms of plain and simple carrying weight.

They have a truck, and cell phones aren't heavy anyway.

How do we know these faggots aren't holed up behind the denny's and trying to grift with sad tweets?

This is the "Happy ending", honestly. Call me sentimental but I don't want anyone to die, no matter how much it's their fault.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

For all the city folk and people who don't live in areas with moose: This man speaks the truth. You know how retarded deer are? Now imagine an animal as retarded as a deer and as easily spooked as a horse but also weighs over 1,000 lbs and antlers close to four feet wide. Moose will try to fight on coming freight trains and during mating season it's not unheard of for the males to fuck small cars. If these trannies piss off a moose they will be seriously injured. The only gun I've seen them pictured with is a Ruger 10/22 which will only piss off the moose if you shoot it with that. This is going to end terribly (for the trannies) and I can't wait to see what these retards will do.

Not antlers moose have paddles. Also 4ft for one side maybe. Your overall point is correct though moose are dangerous as fuck. If you climb a tree they will literally smash into the trunk until they die. Their brains are about the size of a walnut. I have lived and hunted in Alaska and have lived my entire life literally innawood. These thing walk though traffic and into businesses on a whim. even in high population cities like Anchorage.
After what happened with the alpacacaust I have no problem wishing the worst on these godless freaks, even on Christmas, as that is part of all the stuff they hate and are actively trying to destroy. they don't get any holiday cheer from me, let them suffer.

 

[AMHOLIO]

As a side note, why are people at risk of freezing to death liking softcore furry porn on Twitter?

The reason they have their phones on them is because what's the point of living on the edge if no one knows you're doing it? Besides, all their friends and hobbies are in their phones, why give it up? There's no one in the woods to give you asspats like your friends and no way to know when the next Warhammer drop is coming if they don't keep their phone on.

"But if all their hobbies and friends are electronic dependent, why did they leave for the mountain?" A mildly charismatic man with alleged experience and too much confidence (Jarrod) can convince his fellow mentally ill people with (seemingly) nothing to lose and nowhere to live to come with him. They're freeloaders, and daddy Jarrod said he'll provide and they'll be in the anarchist promise land! Then tweet to your friends about it and enjoy not working for the man or being forced to do anything but live off nature.


And of course it doesn't work that way, but the mountain of mental illness, stress, and bad choices these people are already under don't help healthy judgement choices. They're young enough and more importantly, self centered enough to believe the world could possibly conform more around them after all tbe time they spent conforming around it. Of course I want access to my furry porn in the woods, I also want to have my cake and eat it too. The concept of sacrifice doesn't exist unless it is forced upon them.

TL; DR: the arrogance and greed of people who don't want to grow up causes them to put their priorities in the wrong order.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Not antlers moose have paddles. Also 4ft for one side maybe. Your overall point is correct though moose are dangerous as fuck. If you climb a tree they will literally smash into the trunk until they die. Their brains are about the size of a walnut. I have lived and hunted in Alaska and have lived my entire life literally innawood. These thing walk though traffic and into businesses on a whim. even in high population cities like Anchorage.
After what happened with the alpacacaust I have no problem wishing the worst on these godless freaks, even on Christmas, as that is part of all the stuff they hate and are actively trying to destroy. they don't get any holiday cheer from me, let them suffer.

Your moose and wildlife is fucking insane in Alaska. Down here in the lower 48 our moose aren't as big and are a little more afraid of people.

At least they don't have worry about bears since they're hibernating, right? The bears where I am are all sleeping until spring so I don't have to carry a rifle when I'm working in the woods.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

Your moose and wildlife is fucking insane in Alaska. Down here in the lower 48 our moose aren't as big and are a little more afraid of people.

At least they don't have worry about bears since they're hibernating, right? The bears where I am are all sleeping until spring so I don't have to carry a rifle when I'm working in the woods.

For sure, though I am currently lower 48. Alaska is a different world when you get outside the populated areas. Its almost prehistoric in some sense, A real life Hyperborea. Fun fact some of AK is even a rainforest (Tongass) beautiful area, highly recommend.
At their altitude and weather condition bears are not much of a concern. The big thing is what little I've seen of the area is not really what bears like. They need trees and foliage for cover , rocky areas with nooks and such for dens also streams and rivers with fishes. Its early enough in the season though that some bears might not be in full hunker down mode, but with those temps its unlikely. Most animals like elk will move down to around 3-4k feet when the temperature gets that cold. Their area is very much high desert, like Wyoming very windy and icy, shit get real, fast, and none of these shitbags know the first thing about the outdoors as evident by current behavior.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Another animal they have to look out for in Colorado are pumas. I hope the furry tries to fuck one before the catamount makes a meal out of them.

 

[BScCollateral]

At least they don't have worry about bears since they're hibernating, right?

Unless they stumble into a den.

 

[Ace of Clubs]

When Penny said he wanted to create a “Haven for all Transpeople” what he actually ment was;
“Create a haven for my inner clique only and everyone else can shovel shit”

You will never find a more clear example of Animal Farm than tranny's who try to set up communes.(Most far left tards are just the same as well but i am keeping on topic here)
It always devolves in to in group/out group shit flinging and drama. They have 0 real struggle so they have to make it up. That in turn makes them jumpy at every perceived slight. They even have make up outside enemy's like Earl. To keep group cohesion and unity and keep the ones at the top in control. There are plenty of examples of how this usually pans out in long run. It is a really over done trope to bring out the Waco comparisons. But these idiots failed at least without human bloodshed.(Well RIP Alpacas, peace be upon them)
That is the one good thing, they were so stupid they were incapable of killing each other at the end of it and all we got was a teenage level room trash and snippy remarks on twitter.

 

[retard strength II]

That's crazy, I thought Phil was on good terms with Fedposter J. Enough to offer him a sleeping bag on the floor of the spare game room at least. Maybe he realized the whole solidarity trans-sisterhood socialist LARP doesn't work and said no to the freeloaders "girlfriends".

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Huddled together in a ratty old tent in brutally low freezing temperatures, just barely avoiding direct, open exposure to the elements at high altitude. But hey, they've got fucking internet access to piss and moan about it!

Fucking priorities, man. Y'know instead of all the gadgets and charging shit for their fucking phones they'd have been far better served with a cheap-ass Baofeng shortwave and some survival rations. It's not like having internet access is helping them at all right now.

24/7 access to Twitter is an essential survival tool for troons. The only thing almost as important is a dilator with new batteries.

 

[LGHDR+]

dilator with new batteries

Jesus Christ. Do not tell me why they need batteries.

 

[a hapless toad]

They've got better mobile data service in that campground than I have at my house.

 

[AnOminous]

How do we know these faggots aren't holed up behind the denny's and trying to grift with sad tweets?

We don't but if they are freezing to death in the wilderness we get enough found footage to make a troon version of Blair Witch about their demise at the hands of a wendigo.

Their area is very much high desert, like Wyoming very windy and icy, shit get real, fast, and none of these shitbags know the first thing about the outdoors as evident by current behavior.

They literally picked the very worst place they could have. I will never cease to be amazed by the stupidity of troons.

 

[Faceless Whore]

It's Christmas Eve. There's likely a church or other charity willing to take them in for the night, no judgement, no questions asked.

What?! Go running to the HECKEN ONTOLOGICALLY EVIL CHRISTIANS????? You can pry their dilators from their dead frozen painted-nail hands. Validation or Death Freezing in the Asscrack of the Colorado Wilds!

Dyatlov Pass incident but with troons.

Dyatlov Tranch

they only got 120USD

Oh dear, they'll have to split the bottle of Estradiol and draw straws on who has to inject the hair.

I like how seizure tranny forgot their name, but not their Twitter account.

24/7 access to Twitter is an essential survival tool for troons.

I was blown away by this at first, facing almost certain death in the freezing Colorado cold but here they are happily chatting and faving yiff on fucking Twitter of all things.

But then it all made sense. Trannydom is a cult to which you sacrifice every aspect of your lifestyle. Estradiol before rent. Programmer socks before food. GFM before the adult responsibility of a job.
Of all the things they require as troons Twitter is arguably the most important. Without it 24/7 how could they remember that being a tranny is even a thing? They might sit in the silence of nature and realize it's all made-up bullshit and they're just being fucking retards making the stupidest decisions humanly possible.

 

[LGHDR+]

Oh dear, they'll have to split the bottle of Estradiol and draw straws on who has to inject the hair.

All I want for Christmas is two new sides