Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Did Pat ever actually finish his Christmas book to release it in time for Christmas, or is he giving himself another year to really perfect Tiny Tim With a Gun? What are the odds it drops in January or something because he submitted it so late?
Something Awful said:
False flag hijinks:

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Get a VPN, dummy. :story:

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The best part about contact form trolling is Pat literally explains to them exactly how it works, and they just refuse to understand. Like I'd think these were deep cover pests, they're acting so stupid.
 
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TheGuntinator said:
Did Pat ever actually finish his Christmas book to release it in time for Christmas
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"the SWATTings your hate/doxxing/stalking cults encourage and facilitate are the fastest legal avenue to your incarceration"

So much for the felonious telephone harassment and felonious bar entering and felonious... after the 50th "SWATTing" or so reported by Rick on Twitter we'll finally all be enjoying prison immediately. A real SWAT team will be busting into Robert Pongray's house any day now after a knock and announcement.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
He's getting sassy-drunk. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
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I have to give Fat Rick credit, this is the first xeet I've seen him make in a long time where he doesn't use the words stalker, child, or prison.
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This made me laugh way too hard.
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...and just like that, he proves you can't teach an old pig new tricks. I'd tell him to never change, but I don't think anyone in the Fatrickverse has to worry about anything like that.

No stalker child, you don't have to worry about getting a lump of coal in your stocking. Enjoy Christmas.
 
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A favored tactic of the coward known as Patrick S. Tomlinson. By the way, that Jim Stewartson guy is a weird schizo who is obsessed with Mike Flynn.

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Null said:
He's replying to me but has me blocked...
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I find it interesting that he tells everyone who criticizes him to “enjoy prison, stalker” but when confronted by the owner of what he considers a cyberstalking terrorist website he doesn’t say his catchphrase.:thinking:
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
Also lol at him telling the Babylon bee and patsuckscock that his wife is totally gonna spend Christmas day right next to him. Very cool pat.
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if she was right next to him at that very moment, why was he on the phone childing all the stalkers? why wasn't he enjoying christmas with his family?

he cannot answer this because he'd have to accept that he's utterly broken and deranged.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
if she was right next to him at that very moment, why was he on the phone childing all the stalkers? why wasn't he enjoying christmas with his family?

he cannot answer this because he'd have to accept that he's utterly broken and deranged.
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He angrily elbows her when she gently touches his arm and suggests he let it go for a day.

Btw he went on a weird drunken manchild tweetstorm about planes and nobody replied. Hey ten guesses to the toy he got himself for Christmas. At least he isn't childing stalkers anymore. I wish him the best.
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grey area said:
Pat living in this hell of his own making is the most mild punishment he deserves
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🎶 In the afterlife 🎶
🎶 Pat could be headed for the serious strife 🎶
🎶 Now he makes those Xeets all day 🎶
🎶 Come tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay 🎶

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(Fuck you, Squirrel Nut Zippers. Streetlight Manifesto would support this, and their cover is better anyway)


Edit: But what if... Pat were to turn his life around?

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Incel Death Note said:
He angrily elbows her when she gently touches his arm and suggests he let it go for a day.

Btw he went on a weird drunken manchild tweetstorm about planes and nobody replied. Hey ten guesses to the toy he got himself for Christmas. At least he isn't childing stalkers anymore. I wish him the best.
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believe it or not, i was never big on General Fatton posts but this, this right here, is amazing. this is the four-star Fat that all future remarks on military topics should strive for.
 
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believe it or not, i was never big on General Fatton posts but this, this right here, is amazing. this is the four-star Fat that all future remarks on military topics should strive for.
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You mean real warfare isn't the same as waving the lego tie-fighter you "got for your daugher for Christmas" around going NEEEEOOOWWWWMM BABABABABA TAKE THAT PUTIN NEEEOOOOOWWWWM OH NO A NAZI DINOSAUR NEEEOWM." Red Baron more like Red Bacon tss he's fat
 
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