Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Evilronald]

I hate the word “clocky” so much.

I do too: they’re all clocky. They don’t realize women are either too nice, old (and innocent), or intimidated to say anything and men don’t really care enough to notice.


No one wants to fuck troons, they’re so delusional. Those axe wounds between their legs are disgusting to look at and I can’t even imagine the smell.

 

[JaneThough]

Anyone asking if bras are necessary check out Kelly Lenza’d thread.

 

[Evilronald]

Anyone asking if bras are necessary check out Kelly Lenza’d thread.

Every time I discover someone new it makes me wish the kiwifarms was really an internet “deathnote” and these people would end themselves. But they never do because “the bad ones lives forever.”

 

[The Grimace]

OOF

 

[Geraldine]

OOF

Screamingly funny, but still mighty creepy parents.
Freud is out of fashion, so I'll say no more.

 

[JaneThough]

I do too: they’re all clocky. They don’t realize women are either too nice, old (and innocent), or intimidated to say anything and men don’t really care enough to notice.
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No one wants to fuck troons, they’re so delusional. Those axe wounds between their legs are disgusting to look at and I can’t even imagine the smell.

A man befriended you just for sex and ghosted you when you didn't put out? Say it ain't so. I, a natal woman, am shocked, SHOCKED that this occurred.

"I want to be a woman, but I don't want to have to deal with anything women do."

 

[Positron]

“Your father has in his head a notion that resists reality.”

If the son can call himself a "daughter" and calls that "reality", the father can likewise call himself "child-free" and call that reality too.

if you almost made it to 60 in one piece, you'd think you'd have some semblance of sanity and brains. You'd think they'd be focusing on preserving their aging body and making financial preparations for retirement, not blowing life savings on shaving chins and brow bones to look slightly less like grandpa and slightly more like grandma

I suspect this is akin to what is going on with Madonna: to distract oneself with "surgical self-improvement" in order to stave off the thought of impending mortality.

 

[Jacques1194]

Trannies and using bad analogies to justify their delusions challenge impossible.Because those who dye their hair red are demanding to be affirmed to be natural born redheads otherwise they'd kill themselves.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Trannies and using bad analogies to justify their delusions challenge impossible.Because those who dye their hair red are demanding to be affirmed to be national born redheads otherwise they'd kill themselves.
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The next time I see a dyed 10/10 blonde hitting on me I'll let her know that I accept no trickery.

 

[Evilronald]

Trannies and using bad analogies to justify their delusions challenge impossible.Because those who dye their hair red are demanding to be affirmed to be national born redheads otherwise they'd kill themselves.
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They fail to realize that dying one’s hair is reversible or fixes itself. Cutting off one’s own penis and balls isn’t reversible.

 

[Cuckoman]

They fail to realize that dying one’s hair is reversible or fixes itself. Cutting off one’s own penis and balls isn’t reversible.

And that is a good thing. It means there is only one singular way to rectify the situation.

 

[DavidS877]

And that is a good thing. It means there is only one singular way to rectify the situation.

Or did you mean this way:

 

[Evilronald]

And that is a good thing. It means there is only one singular way to rectify the situation.

I wish they would skip a step and cut their own throat instead. Would save the taxpayers tons of money in Medicaid from their troon surgery, hormones, and therapist costs.

 

[MetalParakeet]

They don't let you have a phone on the psych ward, and computers aren't hooked up to the Internet, so he's full of shit. Patients also aren't often segregated by sex, but by aggressiveness levels.

Not true anymore. Lots of psych wards allow phone time. You're typically not allowed with them 24/7 but there's often a designated place you can go sit and fuck around online if you've earned it

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

Yeah, I was about to say: Woman’s sweat is less potent, so I could see that you don’t need to wash after EVERY use.

What’s a bralette? Sounds disturbingly pedo. Like something a fat troon would wear because he’s a “wittle girl”.

Btw women of the farms:

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Why wear a bra at all? Besides modesty I guess. I started googling stuff, and came across something about it being healthy not to wear a bra. Increases muscle tone and shape of the breast, and less skin irritation. Is this true? Is Big Bra lying? Or is this just hippie chick propaganda?! Apologies for the odd off topic question. Especially since I know how much women loathe to talk about themselves.

There’s propaganda on both sides. People who swear by living a bra less hippie life claim bras destroy muscle tone and that going bra less keeps them perky. (Usually said by someone whose tits can tuck into the waist of their jeans.)

Personally, I love my bras. I haven’t been without since I was 13. I was blessed/cursed with being incredibly well-endowed, so not wearing a bra just isn’t an option. Aesthetically or comfort-wise.

Without a bra there’s too much swaying, bouncing, tension in my neck and shoulders etc.

The secret is in fit and comfort. Finding the right size and style means bras won’t be torture devices. Even underwire push-up bras are comfortable, if you have the right fit. And it can take time to find the most suitable brand and style.

Laying around at home I don’t wear one. But if I leave home for any reason, these puppies are strapped in.

Anyone asking if bras are necessary check out Kelly Lenza’d thread.

She doesn’t need a bra. She can just roll those things up into a tube.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Anyone asking if bras are necessary check out Kelly Lenza’d thread.

Or old copies of the National Geographic for all-natural tits, bra-free and down to the knees.

Now, onto some other L’s. First, The Grinch has stolen Christmas again for one twanslady.

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Mini melt down at Christmas​

Merry Christmas to all , well it wasn't for me unfortunately. I was getting dressed , I out on a nice dress my wife got me , looked in the mirror and all I saw was a man in a dress. I took it off but could not continue getting dressed up so just went to Christmas lunch us jeans and t shirt after crying for a while.

I feel hopeless I don't want to be ugly. I feel like there's no point continuing. I've always hated myself and after 2 years hrt that hasn't changed. I have no self confidence and put everyone else first. I've been to countless therapists and have not found comfort thrte either. It's also crazy expensive here.

I am not planning on killing myself however if it happened naturally the world would be better off. I know we all have bad days but lately I'm just wondering if I wouldn't be better off stopping hrt , going on anti depressants and just existing again. I just can't seem to get past this as for me if I'm ugly I may as well go back to how I was. I also cannot afford the surgeries that may improve my dusphoria. Sorry for the rant but if anyone has any ideas I'd love to hear them.

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Secondly, lolcow decides to lean into it.

Spoiler: festival outfit

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[Enwardo]

And that is a good thing. It means there is only one singular way to rectify the situation.

I believe it takes care of itself 41% of the time.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Or old copies of the National Geographic for all-natural tits, bra-free and down to the knees.

As God intended. Reject perky modernity, return to saggy tradition.

 

[Fapcop]

OH NOES LIL’ POONER.

Props to her for feeding the homeless. And a big Fuck You to this lil’ pooner who’s doing it to become a chaplain to help spread her degeneracy.

There’s propaganda on both sides. People who swear by living a bra less hippie life claim bras destroy muscle tone and that going bra less keeps them perky. (Usually said by someone whose tits can tuck into the waist of their jeans.)

Yeah… You know those National Geographic documentaries where they visit some nigger/Amazon tribe who don’t wear clothes?

I can’t help but notice that even chick in their 20ies there have soggy tits, so kinda makes me go “hmmm?!” At the whole “lack of a bra makes titties perkier” bit.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

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OH NOES LIL’ POONER.

Props to her for feeding the homeless. And a big Fuck You to this lil’ pooner who’s doing it to become a chaplain to help spread her degeneracy.


Yeah… You know those National Geographic documentaries where they visit some nigger/Amazon tribe who don’t wear clothes?

I can’t help but notice that even chick in their 20ies there have soggy tits, so kinda makes me go “hmmm?!” At the whole “lack of a bra makes titties perkier” bit.

National geographic chicks have often breastfed at least five children by their mid twenties, that might be a bigger factor for non-perkines.

And it would be nice if the pooner focused on how to get the litteral child and mother out of the homeless shelter and not her own appearance. Are kids in homeless shelters a thing in America?