Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

lol he probably just retweeted this cause it said nigga and he wanted to show off his black Twitter creds.
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His nitter feed was like: politisperg, Russia Russia Russia, military sperg, long love letter to Owen and the farms, random black woman calling her son a faggot.
 
I honestly cant decide if Fatprick or Reethan had the more pathetic Christmas.
Now, I don’t know much about Ethan, so please don't kill me, but if the pics of his new Latina maid are real, Ethan wins. At least she's got junk in that trunk, while Niki only has gas in that ass.

failed author Patrick S. Tomlinson (still obese at the end of the sentence, fyi)
I think calling Pat FAT is his personal version of It's Always Sunny's calling Dee a bird.
It's childish, silly and it's been done to death. But by God, it always feels so, so satisfying!
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The big difference being, of course, is no one will ever write a book about Piggy:
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Jesus Christ, whoever said Patrick is on his manic state today wasn't kidding. Pay attention to when he posted these: they are all mere seconds apart! It is almost physically impossible to respond like that!
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Lol at the random @netanyahu
 
Fatrick (as well as other unhinged such as Sinseer) can claim all they want that these threads contains lies and myths - the problem with that narrative is that people are reacting to the dumb shit they say on their socials.

There really is no need to make anything up when the absurdity is already there from the start.

I must have missed it but how the hell does this man earn a living? Xitter is his full time job it seems with the amount of times he posts. Is the wife the breadwinner?
 
Now, I don’t know much about Ethan, so please don't kill me, but if the pics of his new Latina maid are real, Ethan wins. At least she's got junk in that trunk, while Niki only has gas in that ass.
Ethan Ralph also has two children he has not surrendered parental rights to last time I checked.
 
It's like I'm sobering up. I was having a chuckle at the insanity of Fatrick but then catching up on late yesterday-early today's patpostings I'm suddenly repulsed. Did someone perform the Ludovico Patsovico Technique in my sleep and now any time I see Pat I can't laugh but instead feel violently repulsed? Maybe it's the above "hip black Pat" posting and the prezzie books he totally didn't buy for himself that are simply a vulgar grotesque form of Pat I can't stand. One because he's trying to be a nigger, the other because I know this fat fuck doesn't read.
 
I’m all in with tha patposting this afternoon.
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Lol the video is a dog who sees it’s reflection and scares itself.
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I wasn’t kidding a few months ago about his homoerotic nature. I think over the years his brain chemistry has been altered by the complicated feelings the pests inspire. “You just want my dick.” lol
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This photo collage makes me cringe every time. It’s just so viscerally embarrassing. I’d imagine that he never even thought anything of posting his bloated face under the gym tag until he started being called out. I love the many variations of the aloof sexy smirk he’s going for, they all just give sped vibes though.

Edit: because I just remembered this you have to suffer the thought with me. Remember when the pests uncovered that this gym was where gay men regularly cruised in the sauna? I think this is Patrick’s “lookin for some dick” face.
 
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There really is no need to make anything up when the absurdity is already there from the start.

Yet the posts here and elsewhere do "make shit up". The whole pepperoni arc or in Jackie's case calling her a GNAA member are 'made up'. The result is Jackie/Patrick then claim ALL what's posted is just made up. VS Patrick has court documents about his daughter and the ex wife and Jackie has people she interacted with verifying she's Jax and Jax IRC chat logs have her Jewing/niggering/trannying it up while claiming to be in the bed of government officials. Or Jackie, being anti dox, goes ahead and drops dox on the daughter of someone later deleting the tweet.

Because some of the shit here is incorrect as the posts are trying to be funny.

Patrick has court documents about his daughter and the ex wife and Jackie has people she interacted with verifying she's Jax and Jax IRC chat logs have her Jewing/niggering/trannying it up while claiming to be in the bed of government officials. Or Jackie, being anti dox, goes ahead and drops dox on the daughter of someone later deleting the tweet. Both hope that the pepperoni or stinky street shitter statements are able to have people shut off their brains about what they have done.

Jackie's trolling past would be filled with made up things said to get a rise out of someone and is now the thing she complains about. Patrick posts things to attempt to get a rise out of people and is shocked when he does. And by blocking lots of people when they make a statement about aircraft rolls in modern warefare no one who'd bother to correct the statement will have access to correct the statement.

To get this forum to play it straight ain't gonna happen. The level of moderation here allows stupid things to be said with some of it considered inappropriate for polite society with some being incorrect due to an attempt at humor. The pests will keep pesting because they can get a rise out of Patrick and because of the overlap of people opting to take and highlight when Patrick is being
 
I mean, we're just here to laugh at Patrick, this isn't really a place to play it straight. We can't do anything anyway but laugh.

Pat writing that entire pro se motion where he said he shouldn't have to pay Quasi because he was being "SWATTed", having it stop after he paid, and then having it start back up immediately after the second judgement gets moved is certainly interesting, I will say.
 
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