Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Remember, everyone, even if you'll be spending Christmas sneeding on Kiwi Farms, you're still better off than Liz Fong-Jones, CTO of honeycomb.io, who was credibly accused of sexual assault and who tries to pass it off as a "consent accident."

Merry Christmas, everyone! Enjoy the day knowing Elliot won't experience a Christmas miracle that turns him into a woman or brings the Farms down.

 

[AnOminous]

"IT STOPS TALKING ABOUT MY CONSENT ACCIDENTS OR IT GETS THE HOSE."

He chopped off his hose. Or his Vienna sausage anyway.

If you also throw on a black shrug and a dress belt around your waist it'll look like you put effort into wanting to pass.

You have to admit that his utterly unfortunate appearance means there's very little he can do to actually pass. He will still be a Thwomp-faced deformed hunchback who looks like some horror movie slasher villain and have all the physically obvious deficits of eunuchism.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Let’s say Elliott gets to adopt a child. I assume he’s going to want to role play the mommy experience, so that child is going to be in the single digits in terms of age.

Does Elliott even realize how much time will have to been taken up raising the child? He’ll get a nanny but that only handles the daily responsibilities of having a child. Involvement in a child’s life, participating in their activities, being with them as they grow up all take time away from Elliott’s career, attacking Kiwifarms, and engaging in hedonistic activities. He won’t give away a second of his life for anyone else’s benefit.

If he ends up adopting a child (ugh), hes most likely going to try and hire a nanny, yes.

Then depending on how deep his pockets are, he’s gonna have to choose between bankrolling his gayops against The Farms, or paying to raise his adopted kid. I’m expecting that he’ll end up neglecting his kid in lieu of gayops. Hell, he’d be neglecting his adopted kid regardless if he would end up paying a nanny to raise the child so he had more time for gayops and then he’ll just use the kid every once in a while as a prop for social clout.

Another horrifying thought: if he gets a full-time nanny/au-pair, there’s probably going to be another “consent accident” (if he hires a true-and-honest-woman) or if it’s a troon nanny (tranny nanny? ), he’s going to end up blending his sick fetish crap with the person tasked with raising his adopted kid.

This is all speculation in the event he does go through with adoption.

 

[LGHDR+]

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How the HELL did you get the paunch to work without making Kermit a deathfat?!?

EXCELLENT work!

Hi Liz, i see you are still going at the farms even though its nearly christmas day.

I made a video for the occasion, enjoy your Christmas and all of us at kiwifarms will see you next year!

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This is incredible. Where have you been my whole life?

 

[Unique User Name]

How the HELL did you get the paunch to work without making Kermit a deathfat?!?

I dunno, one of them is kind of a deathfat. I didn't alter my original prompt much earlier in the thread for bing.

"Kermit the Frog in a Christmas hat shopping for women's clothes at a fashionable boutique with many dresses of different styles and bright colors. He has long, straight black hair, and is wearing heavy purple lipstick, a black choker, thick black rectangular glasses, a sleeveless purple dress, gray leggings, and hiking boots on his feet. He has a noticable, but small, beer gut protruding from the dress which makes the dress fit poorly. He looks annoyed. Realistic style."

 

[Baraadmirer]

Again, I’m dumb and gay and naive but

For some reason I’ve always been laboring under the delusion/impression that most of the troons I’ve seen online in the last 5-10 years were just “prison gay” troons. Again, the “if you can’t get a girlfriend become the girlfriend” thing. It probably doesn’t help that Elliot has been doing the whole “I’m such a heckin ~*lesbian*~”thing; I always assumed it’s just like CWC’s “I’m a woman and a lesbian now, pls gib pusy” scheme.

Fong-Jones was (still is?) pretty into the BDSM scene. On the same post where the consent accident tweets were first documented, there is also mention of Fong-Jones being in an opt-in kink group, not to mention a proclivity to a hypno kink which may or may not have resulted in a consent accident against Fong-Jones.

 

[LGHDR+]

He has a noticable, but small, beer gut protruding

That's fucking genius.

Can confirm, reproducible.

Fong-Jones was (still is?) pretty into the BDSM scene. On the same post where the consent accident tweets were first documented, there is also mention of Fong-Jones being in an opt-in kink group, not to mention a proclivity to a hypno kink which may or may not have resulted in a consent accident against Fong-Jones.

It really is rape all the way down

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You're a mean one,
Liz Fong-Jones.
You're a fugly piece of shit!

People hate your crotch's scent
So you fuck them without consent
Liz Fong-Jones!

I wouldn't suck your dick if it tasted of honey and made me immortal.
ALSO YOU HAVE NO DICK!

You're a dipshit,
Liz Fong-Jones
Even babies want you dead!

You live with other faggots
'cause you're fucked up in the head
Liz Fong-Jones!

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
RAPIST, FAGGOT, BITCH!

You waste your money,
Liz Fong-Jones.
You can't bring down the Farms!

Your head looks like a brick
And you lack all basic charms,
Liz Fong-Jones!

You'll never hide the fact that you had a consent accident, Liz.
BECAUSE IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT!

You look like you're inbred,
Liz Fong-Jones.
And you sound just like a sped!

Your family's branch you broke
And you'll always be a bloke-
Liz Fong-Jones!

According to an anonymous poll of over 3,000 Kiwis who were asked to rank you on a scale of 1 to 100, based on factors such as looks, personality, and general likability-
THE HIGHEST RESPONSE I GOT WAS 3!!!!!!

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Merry Christmas, everybody!

 

[Levitica]

Merry Christmas Liz Fong-Jones (self-admitted rapist)

 

[innocent jogger]

I'm sure you or one of your brain dead lackeys watch this thread, ol' Broken Branch so I want to inform you personally that you are the King of Stinkditch. No, no, don't thank me. I am just a humble traveler. Driving past Clown World and not looking back.

To my fellow Farmers of the Kiwi, Merry Christmas and much love. Hold it together.

 

[LGHDR+]

Liz Frog-Jones

Other than that minor typo, that's a lot of beautiful artwork!

To my fellow Farmers of the Kiwi, Merry Christmas and much love. Hold it together.
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Gold.

 

[Godmode]

I hate to admit it, but in satanic controlled Canada or Australia, degenerate weirdos like Kermit probably get bumped to the head of the line for adoption. I imagine Kermit will psychologically torture the poor child and make the kid's life a living hell. The only hope is that the child grows up resenting the fuck out of this pervert and goes on a revenge arc. Let us pray that blind broken branch walks in front of a bus and his dreams of being a parent never come to fruition.

 

[CEO of Gay]

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Even when fat, Liz Frog Jones wears that purple dress with more dignity and grace than Elliot ever has.

 

[Joe Cool]

I hate to admit it, but in satanic controlled Canada or Australia, degenerate weirdos like Kermit probably get bumped to the head of the line for adoption. I imagine Kermit will psychologically torture the poor child and make the kid's life a living hell. The only hope is that the child grows up resenting the fuck out of this pervert and goes on a revenge arc. Let us pray that blind broken branch walks in front of a bus and his dreams of being a parent never come to fruition.

Adoption in commonwealth countries is a multi year process and in some it doesn't exist for practical purposes. A quick search suggests it can take as little as six-months in the US. Not saying there won't be hijinks but I suspect Elliot maintains a somewhat "American" view of the process and will likely be unpleasantly surprised.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Not saying there won't be hijinks but I suspect Elliot maintains a somewhat "American" view of the process and will likely be unpleasantly surprised.

Let's wait and see how LFJ will react to this unpleasant surprise.

 

[Kees H]

I hate to admit it, but in satanic controlled Canada or Australia, degenerate weirdos like Kermit probably get bumped to the head of the line for adoption. I imagine Kermit will psychologically torture the poor child and make the kid's life a living hell. The only hope is that the child grows up resenting the fuck out of this pervert and goes on a revenge arc. Let us pray that blind broken branch walks in front of a bus and his dreams of being a parent never come to fruition.

I dunno about Canada or Australia, but if it is anywhere in line with how it works in most European countries he'd have to proof he can be a stable parent and will be taking care of the kid. That means, with his travel schedule to get validation from his pozzed friends at random conventions, he won't be able to adopt unless he drops all of that shit.

Most European countries would also look into his relationship, and if he is still poly and fucking 85 million trannies on the side, they wouldn't like that either. So, if it is anywhere in line like I am used to in Europe, he doesn't really have a shot unless he becomes less of a weirdo.

 

[Godmode]

I dunno about Canada or Australia, but if it is anywhere in line with how it works in most European countries he'd have to proof he can be a stable parent and will be taking care of the kid. That means, with his travel schedule to get validation from his pozzed friends at random conventions, he won't be able to adopt unless he drops all of that shit.

Most European countries would also look into his relationship, and if he is still poly and fucking 85 million trannies on the side, they wouldn't like that either. So, if it is anywhere in line like I am used to in Europe, he doesn't really have a shot unless he becomes less of a weirdo.

I hope you're right. Maybe I am just traumatized by the all the horror stories. Like those 2 fags that adopted kids and got charged with molesting them.

Gay couple charged with molesting their adopted sons also pimped them out to pedophile ring, report claims​

Gay couple charged with molesting their adopted sons also pimped them out to pedophile ring, report claims

A gay couple from Georgia charged with molesting their two adopted sons and using them to record child porn also allegedly pimped them out.

nypost.com

and they have access to NGOs to help them

https://www.adoption-options.com/

I guess all those broken branch memes really got to Kermit.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Oh my fucking God i just realized he may try to get a kid from China.
How will that even go??

 

[FinnSven]

Oh my fucking God i just realized he may try to get a kid from China.
How will that even go??

I could be wrong but China isn’t keen on non-traditional relationships.
An outrageous purple lipped eunuch and faggot is not going to impress them any.

 

[Godmode]

Oh my fucking God i just realized he may try to get a kid from China.
How will that even go??

No Dong would have a much easier time doing it in the western clown world.