DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Christmas eve:
- they had margaritas

christmas:
- she played far cry 6
- they ate chocolate (khet hates white chocolate)
- more drinks
- his parents sent him food which they put into the oven
- made caserole "it worked, but it didn't"
- they had to cook
- cooking, eating and cleaning up took 3 hours
- DSP required this exprience to realize this shit takes work and called his mom to say thanks

On christmas night:
- dsp wanted to watch christmas stuff
- khet told him that christmas was basically over so they didn't :story: :story:
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- massive """ironic""" autistic rage about how he didn't watch anything christmas related
- they watched someone watch the Bloodborne DLC instead
- cope about how he isn't bad because other streamer were also bad
- more shots of whiskey
- more malding about them cooking and having to fold laundry
- thanks for the money so we could take days off
- reminder that he was sick
- reminder that he made 10x more money in ad revenue back in the day
- he wants to have a longer vacation, but to "not be political" Biden is bad

Former alcoholic btw



Edit: dedicated paypig segment. Remember, you are staying here forever
"I know Christmas is over, but the season of giving continues"

Great gameplay
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FraudFrog said:
Yeah, I’m about the same age as him. I’ve made a lot of life style changes and am way healthier because of it, and I use Phil as a sort of personal motivation to not be a lazy fat pig. If he died, I would legit be surprised and worried about my own health, since we’re about the same age.

Even though he streams and lives a sedentary lifestyle, so does a lot of the rest of us, myself included. I work in an office and sit down for 8 hours a day. Phil sits about 12 hours a day, it ain’t much different.

So if he drops dead one day in his 40s, I would want to know why and make sure I or anyone else I know go down the same path.
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Phil drinks like i did when i was in college. For 20 years he has never slowed down
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
Lmao what in the fuck is that old man boomer sweater. What a dipshit that he let himself get trolled into changing his entire wardrobe
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This looks like a woman's sweater to me. Why the fuck has he started wearing women's clothing now? First the shirts that accentuate his mantits and now this? Is he gonna finally troon out?
 
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iLoveDoe said:
His immune system is probably fucked because of his shit diet and his alcoholism. People made fun of him for acting like he was on his deathbed, but would you be surprised if he actually fucking died?
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I know we joke around about Phil looking like death and he does but aside from gout and probably having hypertension for his terrible diet and boozing I seriously doubt there is anything really wrong with Phil. I mean shit our healthcare system keeps 500lb people like Boogie2988 alive into their 50s you really think Phil looks like death? Take a look at boogie
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iLoveDoe said:
His immune system is probably fucked because of his shit diet and his alcoholism. People made fun of him for acting like he was on his deathbed, but would you be surprised if he actually fucking died?
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Yes. By lolcow and even American standards, Dave's about average health wise for a 41 year old man.

It's common today for 500 lb hambeasts to live well into their 50s and 60s.

Other lolcows around his age like Blade, Boogie, ReviewTechUSA, Lucas Werner, etc... are living far worse lives and keep going.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
Just a thought while I was on the shitter since the flu saga made it in his top ten worst moments of 2023

His immune system is probably fucked because of his shit diet and his alcoholism. People made fun of him for acting like he was on his deathbed, but would you be surprised if he actually fucking died?
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I hope Jasper is slowly poisoning him with toxoplasmosis as revenge for declawing him, locking him in a room at night, and all the angry bottle spraying.
Freebird said:
they ate chocolate (khet hates white chocolate)
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Did he bring up his autistic fun fact about white chocolate not being real chocolate and how he is a chocoholic?
 
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“Phil lives like shit, what if he dies?!” So fucking tired of seeing this and a dozen other what-ifs trotted out every 4-6 months on this board. Every body is different. There are just as many subjects in the Deathfat sub that live absurdly worse than Phil in every aspect who are still alive as there are those that have dropped dead. He will be dead when he dies and it will posted here probably likely within milliseconds after his parents put his obit in the Bridgeport - Hartford Courant because I’m sure some psycho has it bookmarked and has been checking it several times every day for the last half-decade.

If you don’t have something relevant, interesting or funny to add to a conversation, don’t start another that’s been discussed to death. Just shut up and go elsewhere.
 
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Brownshirt Freshman said:
I bet kat got him that jacket for Christmas. And knowing her it's probable she accidentally bought a women's item. And now he has no choice but to get made fun of for it. Life at level 1, nothing he could do.
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Absolutely he doesn’t pick out any of his clothes. He doesn’t even wear pants. He has no sense of style, he can’t even copy what other people are wearing. His fat horse wife is dressing him, let me paint the picture for you.

Phil is at home streaming hard, and he has no time to shop for his own wardrobe, after all he is needs to one up that stupid sexy chocolate man, LowTierDong, I mean God, LowTierGod. Phil heads over to the shed and wakes up Khet.

“*Snort*, Khet, get up you need to go to the goodwill and buy me a new wardrobe mkay”
“neigh”
“I’m sorry hunny, I can’t take you to the zoo this week, there’s just no money, all I have is $20, see what you can get for me. Something that would impress a cool
Black guy, but not ghetto.”
“whinny”
“think Mean Streets of Connecticut Shane Mchmahon, but sexy. I want to show off my pecs.”
“neigh”
“Alright girl, here’s your oats, now get on out there”

Khet trots off to GoodWill and being a horse, she’s doesn’t know what the fuck to buy, But she’s sure a gay black guy would find this attractive on a fat white guy.
 
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Freebird said:
Christmas eve:
- they had margaritas

christmas:
- she played far cry 6


On christmas night:
- dsp wanted to watch christmas stuff
- khet told him that christmas was basically over so they didn't :story: :story:

- they watched someone watch the Bloodborne DLC instead
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Put your fat fuckin' wife in the hot seat and let her do the gayming in silence on your streams while you run your mouth, phil. She's oblivious to the fact that you despise your jahb which tells us she never watches your khantent ever or she'd figure it out right away and if she gave a single fuck about you at all she wouldn't force you to watch let's plays on Christmas fucking Day. Then again perhaps the fact that you seem to need to ply her with booze so she can handle spending any time with you is what helps keep her sense of you so numb. Or perhaps you just attracted the sort of braindead sperg you deserve to be trapped with.

If his audience paid him and told him to watch Bloodborne DLC videos on Christmas he'd take the money then tell them to go fuck themselves but he's terrified to fight his roommate on any issue at all. No wonder he spent so much on Champions that day being forced to cook, clean and watch no doubt some asshole more popular than him play a videogame better than him sounds like she just decided to torture him. Rejoice for Kat is clearly a detractor!
 
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FraudFrog said:
Absolutely he doesn’t pick out any of his clothes. He doesn’t even wear pants. He has no sense of style, he can’t even copy what other people are wearing. His fat horse wife is dressing him, let me paint the picture for you.
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I mean we know Mama Burnell was brushing his hair fucking up his hairline well into high school for him, odds are pretty good she picked out his clothes for him as well.
 
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Crow Money said:
If you don’t have something relevant, interesting or funny to add to a conversation, don’t start another that’s been discussed to death. Just shut up and go elsewhere.
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Ironic, He could save others from posting retardation, but not himself.

Brownshirt Freshman said:
I bet kat got him that jacket for Christmas. And knowing her it's probable she accidentally bought a women's item. And now he has no choice but to get made fun of for it. Life at level 1, nothing he could do.
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I bet Khet got two women's sweaters as a BOGO sale and gave dave the extra because shes so openly contemptuous of her husband at this point she delights in tricking him into wearing women clothing.

I know fat khet is retarded, but even the most retarded women wouldnt let her man parade around in womens clothing, unless shes doing it on purpose.
 
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