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Buck Broken Chimp said:
I think this might be what officially end's Lucas in the eyes of the left, I know he has been on the downward spiral but now the commissars are going to try and send him to the gluag, if you asked a leftist "would rather end every single black person in the world or have hasan banned on twitch for 1 hour" then every black person would be dead in seconds, they love this guy so much.


this is an edit, I am watching this stream (with adblock obviously) and 2 things so far

1; Lucas says this is not clickbait and he is going to talk about Hasan

2: Supposedly in Hasan's community saying Keffals will get you banned, this has been the case with Destiny's name for a long time, then again Lucas is known to lie to fuel his persecution complex

Hasan defended Lucas so even if this shit is false and it get's Hasan hurt then I don't care. Hasan was willing to spread lies to hurt this very site so I don't give a fuck if people lie about him.
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Keffles should just join the Kiwifarms at this rate. Say sorry to Null (who won’t accept it) and just be as racist and mean as you want. Probs would be pretty popular.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Keffles should just join the Kiwifarms at this rate. Say sorry to Null (who won’t accept it) and just be as racist and mean as you want. Probs would be pretty popular.
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Lucas joining would be the end of it all, and I doubt he’d be given a warm welcome anyway. Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be pretty pissed off if I saw him just casually talking in here after all the shit he pulled to take us down.

So no, Keffals, don’t join Kiwi Farms. Continue your downward spiral into irrelevancy.
 
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Kees H said:
The TL;DW is: Hasan gave him good advice, don't talk about getting SWAT'ted and the people doing it don't get any joy out of it, and it will stop. Lucas is malding Hasan said something intelligent for once.
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one thing about lucas i have noticed is that whenever he gets told not to do something he just refuses and does it anyway because he thinks he is smarter than everyone else. he was told on twitter constantly to stop posting info about his location and instead of listening he just got mad and did it anyway.

now you add hasan telling him to not talk about what happened and what does lucas do? he talks about it non stop every single second he can and even gets multiple news articles written about it while also bragging about how hes going to ireland to live with a friend who has good opsec only to get discovered almost instantly because that friend was already doxxed ages ago.

at this point i dont know if lucas is back on the coke or just really missing being the center of attention but he seems to be trying really hard to make something happen that would allow him to cry victim again but all it seems to be doing is making people dislike him more. personally i think he should just go back to the classics and have a slapfight with destiny again like old times.
 
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S1apSh0es said:
Keffals truly just needs to log off the Internet and get a normal job.
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What job could he possibly get, at this point? He's in his 30s with no work history for the last 10 or so years, no qualifications, is a self-confessed junkie, and a five-second due diligence check would make any sane employer run a mile. He'd be lucky to get a job mopping floors, and he's too lazy for that.

Literally his only option when what's left of his career lies in ashes will be to return to porn, and we all know how successful that was last time.
Buck Broken Chimp said:
I have roasted both Vaush and Destiny a lot, but I will give them this. They are a orders of magnitude more intelligent then Hasan
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Another thing I'll give them --well, Destiny at least; I know nothing about Vaush except horse-fucking and the swamp ogre-- is they'll debate pretty much anyone. Yeah it's obviously self-serving, but I give begrudging respect to Destiny for being willing to talk to anyone, including our fearless Dear Sneeder, even if it descends into a shit-flinging contest.

Most of these breadtuber faggots never leave the safety of their ivory tower unless it's for the gentlest of soft ball interviews, or if they get to bring a crew of yes men to gas them up.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
at this point i dont know if lucas is back on the coke or just really missing being the center of attention but he seems to be trying really hard to make something happen that would allow him to cry victim again but all it seems to be doing is making people dislike him more
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but that's always been lucas, even before he was on our radar. He has always been a weirdo who has sown disdain.
 
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Blow Standard said:
Lucas joining would be the end of it all, and I doubt he’d be given a warm welcome anyway. Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be pretty pissed off if I saw him just casually talking in here after all the shit he pulled to take us down.

So no, Keffals, don’t join Kiwi Farms. Continue your downward spiral into irrelevancy.
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I don't know we need a forum punching bag so by all means Lucas join us here.
 
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Blow Standard said:
Lucas joining would be the end of it all, and I doubt he’d be given a warm welcome anyway. Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be pretty pissed off if I saw him just casually talking in here after all the shit he pulled to take us down.
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Didn't Null send him an invite? I think the consensus mid-year was Keffals did literally fuck all to the forum materially - he was just a useful idiot for Ding Fong Dong Gone, and he'd be much happier as an honest shitposter because that's really all he wants to be - his innate desire to sperg out and scream 'nigger' conflicts with the obvious material benefits of the transactivst grift. All the goodwill and positive press he got has basically eroded to the point he's only tolerated because he ticks enough boxes.

So Keffals is not going to get 'cancelled' because these populist Leftist personalities are tribalist with their own 'brand' of ideological purity. Hasan and Keffals don't really have a dedicated crossover audience because their general areas of commentary are different. Keffals obviously knows this - his audience has stayed with him through lies, scams, abuse allegations and other worse bullshit. He just has to say the magic words and everybody has to treat him with kid gloves all over again.

That said, if it's a choice to back one over the other, I'm picking Hasan - he may a vapid idiot but he never sent bathtub chemicals to children over Discord as far as we know.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
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WAP Goblin has a theory.
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I went and found this on the stream just now so we can have it in slightly higher quality

wow
You mean to tell me that a random chatter said something and Keffals just decided, totally unprompted to attempt to lie about the most well-documented month of their life in an effort to sadfish and make the story sound as sympathetic as possible, a regular narcissistic quality, really?

Why Keffals thought nobody would notice this lie I'm unsure, and I don't believe this is simply a simple case of misremembering either, this was the runup to the biggest opportunity in Keffals career, to this day.
No way would I misremember to that degree, I'd remember what I had for breakfast that day, and I wouldn't misremember breaking up with my fiance and driving them to the airport, that's for sure :story:.

I am truly shocked that Keffals would go onto the Internet and just... lie.

Edit: Meanwhile apparently the streamer Keffals cheated with, as alluded to in the Discord messages was Liv Agar, another MTF who lives in London Ontario (must be something in the water supply)
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Maybe he should dislocate his shoulders to push his two mustard scoops he calls his tits closer together for better clickbait
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
one thing about lucas i have noticed is that whenever he gets told not to do something he just refuses and does it anyway because he thinks he is smarter than everyone else.
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He has the egotism of a child. His life is like a prolonged teenage rebellion.
Oliver Onions said:
Literally his only option when what's left of his career lies in ashes will be to return to porn, and we all know how successful that was last time.
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And now he’s older, fatter and has ever more competition.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Lucas will never have any credibility within the fart community now that he's been exposed as faking them.

Dismantle Kiwifarms now and save Lucas's Fart Queen throne!
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Keffals going back to doing fart porn would be the perfect book end.

"It ended where it all began, with me plastering .wav files over videos of me squatting"
 
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Kees H said:
No, Hasan gave him good advice (just ignore the swatting, you are giving them attention, the swatters want you to be mad), he thinks the advice was dumb and is malding ever since.
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It was terrible advice... If you plan to create a gofundme and afford that half a kilo you need to make the self hatred go away.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
he seems to be trying really hard to make something happen that would allow him to cry victim again
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Hard to get people to send pitybuks if there is nothing to have pity over. Any pitybuk checks for past pitiful things have been cashed so new pity needs to extracted from the salt mines.

Drama farming is what has gotten the cash to flow in and note the joy in the 'this is my biggest month in donos and views when I work to drama farm "the left"' video clip. The videos on keffalslive where the titles indicate some kind of drama - 20k+ views. The video with the title being black bars or building bridges - 11K views. What has done worse is 'Trans woman reacts' series at less than 10k for most of the videos. This may fulfill the prophecy of trans abandonment. Or another way of looking at it - drama doubles or even triples the views.

Clara will keep taking swings at the bigger people because this has worked to boost the numbers in the past. Over time as the overall dropping trend reasserts itself Queen Clara will take even wilder swings at others and watching her get judo flipped when one of the targets fights back will be well worth the investments made in KefFAIL watching.

This Hasan thing is an example of a wild swing. Same with the 9+ hour breadtube rant video. Once people stop reacting to this video series what wilder thing will Clara do? Keep taking wilder swings at bigger people? Or actually go after Tucker Carlson.

Go after Tucker Carlson Clara. That will get you views. You want views don't you Clara?
 
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