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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
So this has probably been posted in the thread somewhere way earlier but someone in my discord told me Nick drowned a skunk? Anyone here have a clip of that?
He always comes up with the most contrived explanations, going through hoops and pipulistic semantics autism. Instead of seeing the obvious and least effort solution (leave the fucking thing alone), he chose to satisfy himself by torturing the innocent critter as Drexel pulls up.
It's not even a pest. Skunks are beneficial. Skunks feed on a variety of pests such as rodents and nasty bugs. They also spread seeds around as they like fruits and berries. They are nocturnal, how does that even bother Balldo?
Cats with shitty owners are bigger pests. Balldo in particular is a sex pest.
this coomalot faggot is a deadbeat. I don't even like vtubers but that backstab xeet to that guest he had on was a scumbag move.
It goes to show that:
1. nick has zero qualms about the quality of character his "friends" has as long as they don't go against HIM.
2. he's so starved for friendship that he's desperate enough to associate with these kinds of people
He really loves to bring this up. He seems to think he's made the career of a dozen or so 3 digit views streamers, and it really gets to his head. He lauds over the by-gone era of when shitsuckling bottom feeders were lining up to get onto his show, when he actually had an interesting show going on. He legitimately thinks he is some sort of arbiter of his own lawtube sector, and not a stone that was stepped on. Power fantasies abound play in his head years after his shows relevance, complaining about who didn't bend the knee quickly enough, who wasn't deferential enough. Surely if he knew those people were less faithful, then he'd have never let them onto his platform in the first place!
All of this runs in his head every week as his fans, friends, and pay all dwindle.
He went on some spiel about looking back at who he has had on his show and when, how they've acted after, and who he hasn't had back on his show. Which has made me think, who has he had back on his show? Does he even have Joe back on?
Joe is doing what Nick did for politics--Boomer Trump angle with a psiedo-intellectual presentation. He used ro look up to Nick, but I am sure he has put some distance as a food Jewish man should. Nick snubbed Ron Coleman, recall...
Sorry, Rekieta kids. You deserved to have a present father who put his responsibility to raise well-adjusted and emotionally healthy children ahead of his base desires. But it was more important to dig his heels in and destroy your chances of healthy attachment so as not to let incel prudes feel vindicated. #DLTIW!!!!
This disclosure about addiction (unless he means EverQuest or is lying) pushes me to believe that he had an AA-style intervention as his 'worst-day' and all his shenanigans were to prove he was alright.
Joe is doing what Nick did for politics--Boomer Trump angle with a psiedo-intellectual presentation. He used ro look up to Nick, but I am sure he has put some distance as a food Jewish man should. Nick snubbed Ron Coleman, recall...
I remember Joe looking very uncomfortable the last times he went to Nick's stream because he kept making weird jew jokes, and Joe is a legit proud jew so those didn't fly very well.
But Joe is still very faithful to Nick, last I saw he still checks every hour to see if Nick is streaming, and if he is he inmediatly ends his show and redirect his viewers to Nick's stream
The fact that he denies so firmly being an alcoholic is still very funny to me, EVEN if he only drinks for stream purposes because of "It is my stream persona" (and we also know that is not true because of locals and his degenerate going outs during conventions or trips) That is still a gigantic amount of alcohol and it will definetly be stereotyped as the "drunk uncle".
if you want the best and more exagerated gay mannerism just remember his first and second Eric July reactions, those are so extremely gay that it was surprising.
Nick is clearly not happy with our wife, I still believe my theory that maybe he was happy being monogamous years ago, but once fame hits and he got a troop of winemoms sending nudes to him he started lusting after them and realized why so many married influencers end up cheating on their wives or divorcing, but now he has 5 kids so he can't easily do that.
Kayla must also be a handful, she has everything in life, a family, millions of dollars, and yet she still is constantly medicated with antidepressants, to the point that she can't even look after her kids and they needed to hire a nanny. She really must be either dead as a corpse on a sofa all day because of the meds, or going out to be railed by Tyrone.
Stream seems to be going well. Checked in randomly and people are saying they hope he doesn't drink too much and he's defending how much he drinks. His voice sounds awful. He now claims he has been addicted to porn since the age of 15 and it's an ongoing struggle.
He looks really, really weird tonight. Much drunker than normal. Claiming he has dealt with addiction, could walk away from drinking tomorrow if he wanted.
"I may be physically addicted to liquor. Why wouldn't I be? I'm not apposed to it."
"I'm not even drunk!" View attachment 5593617
He's going on about how coomalot is one of the few honest good dudes on the internet. Sounds like he feels like he has been betrayed by fellow youtubers. "Coomalot is one of the most honest people you'll ever meet".
He went on some spiel about looking back at who he has had on his show and when, how they've acted after, and who he hasn't had back on his show.
It's amazing how he's morphed into Ralph.
• If you aren't a friend now, you were never a friend.
• I was never mean to you so you shouldn't be mean to me.
• I'm not fake like other people in the sector
The fact that he denies so firmly being an alcoholic is still very funny to me, EVEN if he only drinks for stream purposes because of "It is my stream persona" (and we also know that is not true because of locals and his degenerate going outs during conventions or trips) That is still a gigantic amount of alcohol and it will definetly be stereotyped as the "drunk uncle".
if you want the best and more exagerated gay mannerism just remember his first and second Eric July reactions, those are so extremely gay that it was surprising.
Nick is clearly not happy with our wife, I still believe my theory that maybe he was happy being monogamous years ago, but once fame hits and he got a troop of winemoms sending nudes to him he started lusting after them and realized why so many married influencers end up cheating on their wives or divorcing, but now he has 5 kids so he can't easily do that.
Kayla must also be a handful, she has everything in life, a family, millions of dollars, and yet she still is constantly medicated with antidepressants, to the point that she can't even look after her kids and they needed to hire a nanny. She really must be either dead as a corpse on a sofa all day because of the meds, or going out to be railed by Tyrone.
What’s amazing is Nick will never allow himself to notice that he contributes to the spiral.
He drinks, he says catty shit about his profoundly insecure wife on streams, flirts with the leathery wine moms, she probably gets upset off camera, and he decides it’s intolerable and he has to self medicate with more booze.
Earlier in the stream Nick talked of the dress shopping & stated he liked women’s stores where he was allowed into the fitting rooms too. He replied to chat no, not for the reasons they thought & no he wouldn’t/ didn’t want to have sex with Kayla in a fitting room.
Was in & out while working & wasn’t watching chat but apparently some people wondered that question too because awhile on Nick said statements to the effect that he “wasn’t opposed to cross dressing”, he didn’t care, but he doesn’t get dressed up (in women’s clothes) because he has nothing to get dressed up for. He was drunk joking/ not joking, it was pretty bizarre.
Even more freakish because he's a jew. When did you last see a jew with a body like that? I'm pretty sure it's a first for me. Generally they're built like Ethan Klein.
this coomalot faggot is a deadbeat. I don't even like vtubers but that backstab xeet to that guest he had on was a scumbag move.
It goes to show that:
1. nick has zero qualms about the quality of character his "friends" has as long as they don't go against HIM.
2. he's so starved for friendship that he's desperate enough to associate with these kinds of people
I think Nick likes him because he's a true whitebread ass nigga with his trailer trash qualities, or at least gives the impression of being one from his accent and made up stories of fucking trailer park wine moms. Which is pretty funny for a man who built his streaming career as a "chad Dad" replete with endless lectures about how important fathers are.
The way he points at his head when he's seething over being called an alcoholic or listening to Eric July sure is familiar...
Nick Rektanus might be substituting anorexia for Piggy Patrick's obesity, but the endless drunken coping and seething is the same.
He's been doing that more recently. He'll start the streams without the ring and if the chat draws too much attention to it, he'll go to "pee" and come back with either a real metal band or the teenage daughter's blue mood ring. Sounds like a wonderful, loving, happy Christian marriage.
Even more freakish because he's a jew. When did you last see a jew with a body like that? I'm pretty sure it's a first for me. Generally they're built like Ethan Klein.
His brain is stuck in a rut and American Beauty is probably the only thing he can remember now. I assume his schedule looks something like this:
7:00AM - Wakes up slightly less drunk with help of medication, drives kids.
7:30AM - Goes to liquor store, buys liquor. Takes a drink.
8:00AM - Drives home, narrowly avoiding a tree, who knew trees could move that fast?
8:30AM - Arrives home, parks in grass. Ponders American Beauty as the squiggly lines in his vision remind him of a plastic bag.
8:35AM - Takes a drink
9:00AM - Rouse Kayla for "I will be Us" time with the Balldo. Takes a drink, retrieves her pills. Considers popping one, but decides that would be addict behavior and clearly he's not an addict. Pops pill and washes it down with Kayla's White Claw. Bemusedly considers that White Claw used to be his favorite drink, but just doesn't have that kick he needs liked anymore.
9:15AM to 400PM - Passively seethe on twitter every time he wakes up to take another drink.
4:00PM - Pop an upper to stay awake and pick up the kids, take a drink.
4:30PM - Goes to liquor store, buys liquor. Takes a drink while still in the store before going back out to the car where the kids are waiting.
5:00PM - Drives home, these Minnesota Ents are getting out of hand. Rages at Kayla for ruining their fun party life and her body because she wanted so many kids. Takes a drink. Considers buying that sports car he's always wanted.
6:00PM - Eats a single chip from the kids snack drawer, washes it down with liquor, and throws away the rest of the bag because he spilt whisky all over it. Takes a drink.
6:05PM to 9:00PM - Surf his Instagram for potential prostitues "emergency trips" to the city between taking drinks.
9:00PM - Considers show prep, takes a drink. Declare out loud to no one that the Karen Farmers won't get the better of him.
9:05PM to 10:55PM - Showers while texting on his phone asking Null to please understand that Drexel couldn't help his behavior with that girl he's groomed, it's in his nature. Rages about Null not even showing he read the texts. Takes a drink from his shower stash. Considers American Beauty and masturbates while identifying that this is the only time he's truly happy.
11:00PM to 3:00AM - Does shitty show, takes many drinks because "muh persona" getting progressively less coherent until he's forced to end the stream because he just pissed himself and the Balldo he hasn't removed in weeks probably needs to be cleaned.
3:00AM to 4:00AM - Does shitty Locals stream, taking more drinks and weed gummies.
5:00AM - Pops pill, takes a drink, goes to sleep on couch because Kayla has Star Trek turned up to maximum volume so the kids can't hear Drexel. He needs to be up by 7:00AM.
So this has probably been posted in the thread somewhere way earlier but someone in my discord told me Nick drowned a skunk? Anyone here have a clip of that?
Fun fact, if you can get a Vet to do the surgery, a skunk with its stink glands removed make a great pet. You'll have to pay for the clothes the wet wore during the surgery though.
So this has probably been posted in the thread somewhere way earlier but someone in my discord told me Nick drowned a skunk? Anyone here have a clip of that?
I vaguely recall this, it was a bit of a nothing burger and I don't recall if it was a skunk or a raccoon, but having just had my own encounter with a rabid raccoon that I had to dispatch I'm a bit biased.
