🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Pathos]

Updated Endorsement Totals as of 6:40AM just....Rerax... (Ordering from greatest to least)

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(Please play this song while reading the stats...ty)

1st Shinji - 3296
2nd Cole - 1964
3rd Summer - 1271

Runners up:
Jimmy - 1065 - - -
Tay - 754 - - -
Megan - 603 ↑↑↑
TJ - 499 ↑↑↑
Brian - 433 ↑
JC - 366 ↑
Trish - 363 ↓↓

Summer sisters....we're doing just fine
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I've been very lazy with updating stats, but i'm back and these are the current runnings as of today 8AM EST

(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)

1st Cole - 6137↑
2nd Shinji - 5590 ↓
3rd Jimmy- 2279↑

Runners up:
Tay - 1743 ↑
TJ - 1077 ↑
Trish - 964↑↑
Brian - 806 -


Hellhouse Obituary:
Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion

JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit
Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game

If anyone can DM me a series of reaction images for each contestant. That would be appreciated, preferably just need one of them happy and one of them sad.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Someone on tts asked what zipp water was and Chris? answered that it's cherry menthol (what?) flavor, and has nootropics, so that doesn't really clear it up. It's not just water though.

one of the girls(i forget who) was saying it was making her sick and jet said its "just carbonated water, nothing else". i think its just a fake product joke they are playing on the fish

 

[Pathos]

one of the girls(i forget who) was saying it was making her sick and jet said its "just carbonated water, nothing else". i think its just a fake product joke they are playing on the fish

A placebo if you will

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I just think it’s funny Brian was hyped up in the beginning by Jet as the popular one with the viewers when he’s hated. Really feel like the crew needs to keep gaslighting Brian about all his fans. A clueless Brian thinking he’s the Chad one the entire season just to exit the tank and find out he’s hated would be funny

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Ben yelled at Jimmy, Brian, TJ and Shinji for failing to build a shelf, he then tore Jimmy a new asshole for breaking a piece of furniture in a tard fit after failing to build the shelf.

Posting a clip of this because this imo has been the funniest Ben bit this season so far, which is saying something because everything he's done so far has been gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJWcYSUUv4I

Jimmy blames "metal in the wood" as the reason for why he can't use a hammer properly.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Can you post a clip without some obnoxious faggot saying what his favorite bands are in the corner of the video.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

one of the girls(i forget who) was saying it was making her sick and jet said its "just carbonated water, nothing else". i think its just a fake product joke they are playing on the fish

https://youtu.be/KYey34Rij04?si=oxoyzn9d4BB_3FKc

It’s some concoction the wiggers came up with

 

[Jelq Cloaca]

Ben explaining to Jimmy that there's only one reason to think there is metal in the wood.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Wealthiest one both in real life and in the fishtank!

 

[Philipp Amthor]

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Ben explaining to Jimmy that there's only one reason to think there is metal in the wood.

I am convinced now that there is no significant amount of metal in this wood.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Re: metal sandwiched in plywood

I have never even heard of such a thing, but then I remembered that I live in a country that imports trash from China. Seems it may be a thing.

https://www.lumberjocks.com/threads/metal-inside-plywood-between-layers.185898/?post_id=1285784&nested_view=1#post-1285784

 

[anliteralidiot]

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Ben explaining to Jimmy that there's only one reason to think there is metal in the wood.

To add more context, Jimmy has really been pushing that there's something wrong with that piece of wood. Before Ben tore him an asshole for it, he was really paranoid about it.

-When Jet initially gave him the wood, he asked Jet if it was hollow, and had any listening devices in it.

-Jet said it was from the rainforest, and Jimmy took this joke seriously.

-When Jet checked his progress, Jimmy began telling him about the metal in the wood. Jet was more bewildered than Ben, and said it wasn't.

-Jimmy then said it could have been a thin piece of "purple Heartwood" glued between two pieces of regular wood, keeps pushing on that.

-Jet said no. It's just balsa wood. He asked Jimmy if he really had the time to glue wood pieces together so perfectly.

-Jimmy was wishy-washy, but said Jet said it was from the rainforest.

-Jet points out that was a joke. Leaves.

I think after that is when he smashed the chest in B2, saying he would kill them all.

 

[DagothUr]

I think after that is when he smashed the chest in B2, saying he would kill them all.

Please tell me you have this clipped.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Please tell me you have this clipped.

Yeah. Law enforcement will probably need it when Jimmy flips out and kills someone.

 

[JamusActimus]

Before the season started I hoped Jimmy would be skizo because he looked like Hax.

He's actualy more skizo than Hax

 

[stickywicket]

When I see CK up close I am afraid of her she really does look like some steppe witch who could cause infertility if her shadow falls on you.

 

[Jelq Cloaca]

Please tell me you have this clipped.

This is the best I could find so far.

And more Jimmy with a hammer.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

If Shinji leaves I'm done. He's the only person I am 100% rooting for. I like Jimmy and I like Cole but I think Shinji should win it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Please tell me you have this clipped.

I was trying last night, but my iPad may have failed me. I promise I have a strong autist memory, though.

 

[Pathos]

The look of fear on poor shinji's face

also why is he walking in with that doflamingo ass getup.