why are we sexualizing xenomorphs?

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The question is why did Ridley Scott design Face Huggers to jump on your face and literally face fuck you to death in the first place? If he didn't want us to sexualize Xenomorphs, maybe he shouldn't have made them so sexy in the first place.
 
because theyre hot, duh. welcome to the goon age.
If they were "hot" you wouldn't have to add boobs or anime girl features to them, just saying.
Everyone I've seen online that's weirdly horny for the Xenomorph from alien adds some humanizing sexual feature to it when the original is like a freaky buglike space skeleton looking creature with a parasitic life cycle.
 
If they were "hot" you wouldn't have to add boobs or anime girl features to them, just saying.
Everyone I've seen online that's weirdly horny for the Xenomorph from alien adds some humanizing sexual feature to it when the original is like a freaky buglike space skeleton looking creature with a parasitic life cycle.
To be fair, a lot of the people I've seen online are themselves a freaky buglike space skeleton looking creatures with parasitic life cycles.
 
It's a giant dick with teeth that wants to penetrate you, not a big leap. Even the shed skin the guy finds in Alien represents a discarded condom; a visual metaphor for failed birth control since they failed to prevent the birth of the creature. Everything in that movie is, according to Ridley Scott, his attempt to "rape the men in the audience".
 
If they were "hot" you wouldn't have to add boobs or anime girl features to them, just saying.
Its the same shit with furries, the vast majority of them wouldn't fuck a real animal, they want a 10/10 girl with impossibly big gravity-defying tits (or a dude that's 99% muscle) with the face of a cartoon animal, not a real animal because that would be weird for most of them (except those who are actually zoofiliac).

Welcome to the coomer age, if you put an anime girl face and tits on a dishwasher someone somewhere will want to fuck it.
 
Welcome to the coomer age, if you put an anime girl face and tits on a dishwasher someone somewhere will want to fuck it.
I wanted to talk about this in the Andy and Leyley thread but didn't bother: I'm convinced the transmission vector of coomerism is cartoon fuck me eyes. You can put half-closed cartoon eyes with lashes on literally anything and some concerningly large subset of the audience will automatically want to fuck it. It's been happening ever since bugs bunny crossdressing, probably earlier. I'm tempted to call it the Nala effect.
 
I wanted to talk about this in the Andy and Leyley thread but didn't bother: I'm convinced the transmission vector of coomerism is cartoon fuck me eyes. You can put half-closed cartoon eyes with lashes on literally anything and some concerningly large subset of the audience will automatically want to fuck it. It's been happening ever since bugs bunny crossdressing, probably earlier. I'm tempted to call it the Nala effect.
I recall a 4chan post just like this, they would turn anything into an anime girl to prove it can be done.
 
I wanted to talk about this in the Andy and Leyley thread but didn't bother: I'm convinced the transmission vector of coomerism is cartoon fuck me eyes. You can put half-closed cartoon eyes with lashes on literally anything and some concerningly large subset of the audience will automatically want to fuck it. It's been happening ever since bugs bunny crossdressing, probably earlier. I'm tempted to call it the Nala effect.
What I want to know is at what point in recent history did "eyes half closed+smirk combo " become solely the coomer bait eyes instead of just a funny little sly expression characters did. I've never been turned on by characters making that face in any context, and when explicitly used in a sexual way it fucking disgusts me. Garfield has that face nearly 24/7 and though there are some guys out there like Quinton who'd possibly take that as "fuck me" signal it is very much not meant to be one. Context should fucking matter, you know?

I recall a 4chan post just like this, they would turn anything into an anime girl to prove it can be done.
I also recall a post from back when Bronies were starting to be an unironic thing talking about how it was a psy-op or some shit cause there's that one promo pic where all the horses have that fucking expression.
 
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