Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Edit: Meanwhile apparently the streamer Keffals cheated with, as alluded to in the Discord messages was Liv Agar, another MTF who lives in London Ontario (must be something in the water supply)
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I am currently unable to locate this, but I do know that there is photographic proof of Lucas being with Liv Agar. Will attempt to find it later, but may take a bit considering it was first found months ago (if not more).
 
I’m currently violently delirious but is it just me or does Lucas look like Gatekeeper Gostoc?
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It's a bit amusing that even on the farms, where there is over 3,000 pages discussing him - lukas "going nuclear" on one of the largest streamers only added 4 pages.
and inside those 4 pages there's basically no discussion about it because it's dogshit.

that's gotta sting.

it's almost on par with an idubbz podcast episode lol
 
It's a bit amusing that even on the farms, where there is over 3,000 pages discussing him - lukas "going nuclear" on one of the largest streamers only added 4 pages.
and inside those 4 pages there's basically no discussion about it because it's dogshit.
Which is why I think he'll do something uber retarded.

He has already ticked all the trans topics you could exploit to gain clout and money. There is literally nothing left he can do for it. A lot of people said back when the DKF shit was happening that he would live the rest of his life chasing that clout and it's already begun to happen.

He is trans, he is lost, he has become irrelevant, he has been exposed for being a fat fucking retard, she might as well be the tranny Matt Jarbo.
 
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It's not trending on Twitter or anything either. Hasan is still a decently big name and gets attention but he's smart enough to not engage too much. He's been bouncing from topic to topic all month - the alleged rape, the death of breadtube video, Hasan, back to KiwiFarms, etc. Nothing has worked. He's burnt every bridge and when people see his name they think "the annoying guy who scammed money".

The one interesting thing would be talking about how LFJ threw him under the bus over a year ago after he stopped being useful and continues to trash him but he's probably scared of them.
 
Keffals, why did Liz Fong Jones turn on you? Why were you kicked out of the communist party of Canada? Why have all these people abandoned you and accuse you of abuse after the fact? Why does Hassan’s community dislike you? Why does Ethan’s community dislike you? Why do WE dislike you?

Why is it that every single time you interact with another human being or group of humans, things end negatively and you’re burning bridges?

You. It’s you, you are the common variable. Wherever you go, you leave with everyone mad at you and you walk away thinking it’s anyone’s fault but your own but you are the main variable and cause here. Until you recognize that you’re an emotionally unstable, incredibly abrasive and thoroughly unpleasant person to be around, this will never ever change. Things will not get better and that starts with you.
 
Literally his only option when what's left of his career lies in ashes will be to return to porn, and we all know how successful that was last time.
Yeah, pretty much. Lucas can't even go to China and be a white monkey for the CCP cuz one sniff of that axe wound and they'll ban him faster than any Hollywood celebrity saying Taiwan is an indendent country.
 
He's burnt every bridge and when people see his name they think "the annoying guy who scammed money".

The one interesting thing would be talking about how LFJ threw him under the bus over a year ago after he stopped being useful and continues to trash him but he's probably scared of them.
Who knows what the LFJ crowd might "have" on Clara.

Bluesky reported on who was the most blocked and there was the 1 day where Queen Clara the eunuch findom was in the top 10 of people being blocked. With all the blocked people KefFAILS has, hard to go pick a fight if the people you want to farm for fight drama are all blocked.

Keep drama farming Clara.....it will ruin the name Keffals and Clara. I hear luke is a nice name and not at all associated with drama farming. Perhaps you could use that name?
 
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It's always obvious to me how Keffals really loves the forum and his main complaint is that it doesn't work in his benefit. When it comes to playing clout chasing games on the Internet with his breadtuber friends, he'll readily use the Kiwi Farms as a source, cite original sources posted instead of the forum directly, call people he doesn't like "lolcows" as a way to dismiss them and what they have to say, and otherwise relish and participate in every spigot of drama he can find.
 
It's always obvious to me how Keffals really loves the forum and his main complaint is that it doesn't work in his benefit.
If you can manage to watch some of his boring streams, especially the ancillary ones that don’t get archived or remembered, Keffals speaks exactly like some forum members and moderation is not really heavy handed. Keffals is a farmer or some kind of SA goon at heart and it plays a big part in why he can’t make friends with breadtubers for long. He can’t follow the doctrines, he just wants to say nigger too much and cause shenanigans. As much as I hate him, I can’t help but sympathize. I too wish to say the nigger word and cause trouble.
 
I am currently unable to locate this, but I do know that there is photographic proof of Lucas being with Liv Agar. Will attempt to find it later, but may take a bit considering it was first found months ago (if not more).
I went and found this on the stream just now so we can have it in

Edit: Meanwhile apparently the streamer Keffals cheated with, as alluded to in the Discord messages was Liv Agar, another MTF who lives in London Ontario (must be something in the water supply)
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So Liv is a bit more than a streamer, they're also (by far the worst) part of a very successful podcast in the Extended Chapo verse, Q Anon Anonymous. This does not shock me in the slightest.
 
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It's always obvious to me how Keffals really loves the forum and his main complaint is that it doesn't work in his benefit. When it comes to playing clout chasing games on the Internet with his breadtuber friends, he'll readily use the Kiwi Farms as a source, cite original sources posted instead of the forum directly, call people he doesn't like "lolcows" as a way to dismiss them and what they have to say, and otherwise relish and participate in every spigot of drama he can find.
With Keffal's logic, isn't referring to people as "lolcows" far-right terminology? He loves to call people out for using this site as a source of information, referring to them as fucking nazis for doing so, and yet he is using terms like lolcow?

Isn't that sooooo disrespectful to KiwiFarm's bullied-to-suicide victims to use the term lolcow? I mean that's what Terriberry, Near, and that bitch who set himself on fire were, right??? They were just "lolcows" to us... Gawd, Keffals! You're transforming into a nazi before our very eyes! :(
 
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