Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Aunt Carol]

ngl, those cookies are very aesthetically pleasing and I'd love to have a tray of those sitting around (and nibble on one a day). It shows that her mother has some decent talent when it comes to decorating baked goods at least to me

Don't put yourself down; it looks like those cookies were piped with exactly one star tip.

Given multiple colors of frosting, either Mom owns a drawer full of exclusively that star tip in that size, or she bought the gross pre-bagged frosting that comes with a plastic star tip. Someone who was thorough enough to wash the same tip in between bags would at least swap in a small round tip for cuffs and collars and ornaments on the tree.

This is way too much frosting, and I'm an American too. This is more frosting per square inch than if you applied it judiciously with a spatula. Also, these are cakey sugar cookies, not gingerbread. Unless those cookies were stone cold when decorated, they're soggy already; if they weren't being eaten immediately, they'd be that way in the morning.

Less is more with cookie icing, unless you're a commercial baker or a four-year-old being drafted to help for the very first time. The cookie is sweet enough; you just want a little accent in taste and appearance.

 

[HamFan]

That is so many fucking cookies! There were at least two layers. "Just for me!" Do you think even J will get a couple?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Unless those cookies were stone cold when decorated, they're soggy already; if they weren't being eaten immediately, they'd be that way in the morning.

I'm guessing that's the plan lol.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[LonesomeDud]

I mean, yeah, it's a little funny when someone eats themselves out of performing their daily activities. In a really dark way.

 

[stupid frog]

The joke is your existence, JULIANA yes.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

An adult with an IQ over 50, two arms and two legs should be able to tie their own shoes, Juliana. Or at least be able to SEE them when standing up.

 

[Angry New Ager]

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A dumbass who has got so fat, they can't even tie their own shoes (or put on their own socks, or wipe their own ass, or reach their own genitals)? That shit is funny, Juliana.

It's funny because human folly is inherently funny. When people do stupid things based on animalistic drives (especially when they insist they aren't stupid or animalistic), and then have to face embarrassing, ridiculous, completely avoidable consequences, it is appropriate to laugh at them, because that shit's hilarious.

Consider all the posts by ER physicians about foreign objects they've had to remove from men's rectums, because those horndog men couldn't just buy an appropriate sex toy. That shit's funny. That kind of foolishness deserves mockery.

If a glutton lacks enough basic sense of shame and impulse control to put down the fucking fork before out-fatting the most basic ADLs, and can't even tie their own shoes, that's funny, and deserving of mockery too.

Juliana, you are just like the dude who showed up in his local ER with a shampoo bottle wedged in his rectum. You are exactly the same. You both could easily have avoided your predicaments had you not been a slave to impulse.

Fortunately for the guy in the ER who tries to convince the staff that he slipped in the shower, fell butt-first on the bottle, and it "just went up there," he can have the bottle removed—often without surgery—and go home within 24 hours of his arrival not much worse for wear. Nobody's trying to normalize going around with a shampoo bottle stuck in one's ass, while denying the known health consequences. Nor is anybody advocating that ERs treat frequent flyers, who show up on a regular basis with various objects up their asses (while refusing to use safe, purpose-made toys, and getting insulted at the suggestion), with perfect dignity and respect.

So really, the guy in the ER with the foreign body in his rectum, who everybody feels completely free to laugh at, is doing a whole lot better than you are, Juliana. Think on that, why don't you?

 

[beautiful person]

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Found the original video.

NSFW for bare ass at the beginning:

Spoiler

I'm thinking it hit too close to home for her, especially the final scene.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J has progressed to posting dead babies. (censored image myself)

 

[LonesomeDud]

I guess when babies are political tools, they're worth saving.

But not Israeli babies, because they're somehow not worthy of life? I understand calling the IDF out for unnecessary violence, but let's not forget the little children who are missing or died in 10/7.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

They had no problem filming and posting a man dying of cancer and suffering from multiple strokes, so I guess reposting dead babies on Instagram is no big deal for Juliana.

I guess when babies are political tools, they're worth saving.

But not Israeli babies, because they're somehow not worthy of life? I understand calling the IDF out for unnecessary violence, but let's not forget the little children who are missing or died in 10/7.

It definitely feels like that. Juliana probably thinks it makes it look like she cares about this particular war out of the others. It just feels exploitive to me in this context. Especially posted uncensored on something like Instagram. Yeah, Instagram stories are slightly different, but imagine scrolling through a wall of cute cat videos and then clicking on J's stories and BOOM, dead baby on your phone. Most people visit Instagram for escapism. If they want uncensored photos of dead war babies on their computers, they'd go on a news site.

Given how antisemitism has skyrocketed since the war started, Juliana wouldn't give a fuck about dead Israeli babies. Probably would even be glad they died because they could've grown up to be in the IDF themselves.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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Christ, look at the gut on Corissa in the second post. She's got to be approaching J's tonnage.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Yeah, Instagram stories are slightly different, but imagine scrolling through a wall of cute cat videos and then clicking on J's stories and BOOM, dead baby on your phone. Most people visit Instagram for escapism. If they want uncensored photos of dead war babies on their computers, they'd go on a news site.

Sounds like grasping at straws for some pearls to clutch over somone you already dislike. These two cows are shitheads but get out of here with "MUH STANDARDS AND PRACTICES". I'm sure you were sooo scarred by that content, that's why you stick to KF to avoid it, right?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Nice skin in the first pic. Her body fucking hates her for the way she eats.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

J's wrist looks like she has a way-too-tight rubber band on it but nope that's just human skin at its absolute physical limit

 

[glass_houses]

J's wrist looks like she has a way-too-tight rubber band on it but nope that's just human skin at its absolute physical limit

I've said it before, but every time I see a photo of Juliana, all I see is every possible form of pain. I can't conceive of being so trapped in your own body even though your muscular and skeletal systems are functioning properly (just fat).

 

[LonesomeDud]

Looks like J might not be too far behind her daddy. She's already got one bloated clawfoot in the grave.