Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Dedans]

Patrick cowers in fear before Leslie, but he just can't help himself from trying to dunk on a Christian black man. I bet he preemptively blocked this dude after doing his gay reply+quotetweet too.
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I wonder if, in an alternate timeline, Patrick could've become a big sceptic, atheist YouTuber. Rivalling the likes of The Amazing Atheist or Thunderf00t, pwning dumb Christians with stalwart logic and a penchant for Always Being Correct, and having The Last Word.

It almost feels like Patrick missed his true calling and is content with playing Whac-A-Mole with the pests instead, his divine calling stubbornly relegated to a bygone era just before his time. God knows, his heart isn't in being a Sci-Fi author.

 

[AnOminous]

Besides the head scar incident, it seems his obvious retardation has saved him from quite a few ass whoopings.

Do we know how he got that scar? He might have brain damage from it which would explain some of his stupidity/insanity.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Patrick cowers in fear before Leslie, but he just can't help himself from trying to dunk on a Christian black man. I bet he preemptively blocked this dude after doing his gay reply+quotetweet too.
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He was silenced for spreading the Gospel just like Jesus was too:

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Patrick cowers in fear before Leslie, but he just can't help himself from trying to dunk on a Christian black man.

He's seething with rage because the black man is not in his pepperoni machine.

 

[Lyster]

Nope.

1) There are enough unhinged people in the world and the way various laws have equal charges for accessories why would anyone want to risk catching charges because you had a login here/posted on the thread/didn't tell the cow tipper no when they spoke of their big plan.
2) Even if the present swatting efforts have nothing to do with anyone at the other website or this humble website after making such an announcement any further of that bullshit will get blamed on membership here.
3) Do you have evidence to back up the concept of 'less time to make threats' you have asserted.

Reason 1 is enough. The leave no tips rule does more than protect Josh and the website itself - it protects the users here from other users. I've read enough posts from other people here.....some of you MFers should be locked away.

The fact people couldn't get the obvious sarcasm in in a message ending with "Truly a public service" makes me realize that people are being literal when they say KF is full of autistics. Truly the Mecca for Autistic Chuds, amém.

 

[Red Frida]

From the comedy dickheads board, Pat has the take that public transportation should be not for profit because he has the travel experience of droppng a phone in a fish shit filled cave.
1. Deutsche Bahn in Germany is a state owned enterprise, but that's not the same as a non profit. 16, don't know dick about governments etc. but that's a for profit business owned by a government, not a government department.
2. Japan Rail is literally a publicly traded for profit corporation. It runs local trains and the high speed rail there.
It's as though the success of public transportation is dependent on population density rather than who administers it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Reading Three Year Letterman’s take on the people most likely to take troll bait, of course Pat came immediately to mind;

Who is most likely to take the bait? It’s a question I get asked a lot, so here goes:

Self-importance - this is EASILY the trait that has the strongest correlation to taking the bait. People who take themselves seriously simply cannot resist the urge to tell someone else they are wrong…

Politics - …[T]he more someone truly cares about politics, and especially social issues, the easier they are to troll whether they are left or right. So if someone makes 50% of their tweets about politics, they’ll be many times more likely to take the bait than someone who never does. The stronger they believe they are on the correct side, the easier they are to bait. People who believe the worst about the “other side” are easy to troll…

Doomsayers - this is where left and right are equally easy to troll. If someone believes that America is about to devolve into a fascist or communist hellscape based on the outcome of the next election, you should be able to troll the bejesus out of them. Optimists are harder to troll.

Religion - The more militant they are, the easier they are to troll. And that includes atheists.

It still blows my mind that Pat thinks he comes off like the smart guy in any and all of his exchanges with trolls. Scientists should study his brain to find out how someone can display such an astonishing lack of awareness or connection to reality without being obviously schizophrenic or psychotic. (Actually, jury’s still out on the latter.)

 

[Divine right to rule]

Is it even possible for a straight man to bend his wrist this far? Go on, try it. I think it needs some really feminine genes to be so limp wristed.
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He claims to not be in the closet, yet this photo looks like he has a ravenous hunger for cock. I think he would be happier and less angry if he just embraced his true self, started dressing in tight leather and sucking off every black man in his state.

 

[AnOminous]

2. Japan Rail is literally a publicly traded for profit corporation. It runs local trains and the high speed rail there.
It's as though the success of public transportation is dependent on population density rather than who administers it.

Amtrak is the closest we have to that in the U.S., is run by the government, and somehow manages to lose enormous amounts of money while having a near total monopoly on the one area in the country where rail actually makes sense financially (the Northeast Corridor where almost the entirety of it has ridiculously congested highways).

I'd gladly take a train or even the ferry at Orient Point (which takes cars) than the utterly miserable and under constant construction (much by Mob-run contractors so their work is usually shit) I-95.

 

[Creative Username]

Scientists should study his brain

They'd be doing it right now if they could find an MRI machine that they could fit him in.
(The joke is that Patrick S. Tomlinson (fat) is, in fact, fat.)

 

[Maude Snew]

I wonder if Patrick likes fish sticks?

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He has strict dietary requirements and his main food source can't swim.

Do we know how he got that scar? He might have brain damage from it which would explain some of his stupidity/insanity.

You wanna know how I got that scar, child? My father was a gay cowboy. And one night he goes off gayer than usual. Mom told him #dontlettheidiotswin. He doesn't like that, child. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes pepperoni to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says "Why so fat, child?" He comes at me with the pepperoni - "Why so fat, child?" He sticks the pepperoni in my mouth - "Let's put some fat on those tits!"

 

[TurboNAS]

Just to clarify for my retarded non-legal brain, the second, better debt has been domesticated, and we are just waiting on the next legal step, correct?

That should be correct. Now that the debt has been acknowledged in Wisconsin collection efforts can begin.

Likely there will be another filing to start things off but I’m curious if they can reference the other case and point out how he was nearly in contempt of court, blew off the debt trustee and acted like a baby in that first case. I don’t know if this debt is treated like an entirely new event so he may be eligible to try and set up a payment plan etc.

If he goes down that route, will he have to describe in court documents how the first debt got paid as he lists his assets?

 

[Spunt]

We should have a special rule that says Patrick is the only cow that is allowed to be tipped because the more time he spends on Twitter responding to stranger the ess time he has to threaten to kill his ex-wife and daughter and less time his family has to suffer his presence. Truly an act of community service

I know this is really more of a shitpost, but this post and some of the kvetching on the last few pages about whether x or y allegation against Fat and Fattie can be proven has kinda baked my potato a little bit.

We're not a true crime podcast, we're not crusaders for truth and justice, we're not (spit) journalists, we're not cops or lawyers. We're here to laugh and have a good time. This isn't a place to go to war with social media retards over what the truth is. You want to do that, and that's perfectly understandable if you do, you go and make a YouTube channel or a podcast or some gay blog and sift through all the evidence and prove it beyond reasonable doubt. Kiwi Farms is supposed to be a place to laugh at retards, not get mad that they tell lies. You laugh at the fact they are liars. This is a site for pointing and laughing, not litigating the truth against pathological liars on another website.

It's tricky when our community is the one under attack from liars, but there's a difference between people like Liz Dong Gone or Vordrak, who are actively breaking the law to silence criticism and destroy a legal and legitimate business, and tards like Fatrick and Snackie who nobody takes seriously. And even for the genuine cyber-terrorists, a shitposting forum isn't the way to deal with them. Null doesn't rant about them in their threads on his own website, he does things that he believes will actually help.

If half the things Fat and Fattie are saying were in fact true, they would be addressing them through the police and through lawfare. The fact that they aren't (and Pat's attempts at lawfare blew up in his face) shows that they're not legitimate. Nobody is going to take what is said on an anonymous forum 100% seriously, whether it be shitposting or earnest attempts to correct the record, so getting one's panties in a bunch about it is pointless and not fun. The only person with any direct personal interest in having the Farms libelled is Jersh, and Jersh has lawyers. If you're not Jersh, then lighten the fuck up, keep calm, and call Patrick fat.

Because he is very, very fat.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Do we know how he got that scar?

No, it's one of the big unresolved mysteries of the Fatrick Extended Universe.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Pat shares his favorite cheeses. @Null your thoughts?

L | A

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat shares his favorite cheeses. @Null your thoughts?
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He continues to be a Philistine in absolutely fucking everything. He probably doesn’t even know that those are broad types of cheese and not specific cheeses. God he’s annoying.

 

[Maude Snew]

We're not a true crime podcast, we're not crusaders for truth and justice, we're not (spit) journalists, we're not cops or lawyers. We're here to laugh and have a good time.

Wrong as always, stalker. I'm here to eat pepperoni and child people, and there's plenty of both happening. Wait for the knock.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

He continues to be a Philistine in absolutely fucking everything. He probably doesn’t even know that those are broad types of cheese and not specific cheeses. God he’s annoying.

What disgusts me the most about that tweet is not the cheeses he chose, but why he chose them. He views cheese as a topping, not a food to be enjoyed in its own right. It's very American.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What disgusts me the most about that tweet is not the cheeses he chose, but why he chose them. He views cheese as a topping, not a food to be enjoyed in its own right. It's very American.

I can only imagine the crime scene that would result from Pat trying to pull off a charcuterie board. He’d have pepperoni (of course), watery ham slices, baloney, Kraft Singles, Sargento shreds and dusty bleu cheese crumbles from a drum. As he is wont to do, he’d throw some pistachios or almonds on the board — not marcona almonds or anything nice, but the sugar-coated shit that tastes like candy with a hint of nutty flavor. No Melba toasts or Carr’s water crackers to accompany everything, but Saltines or Triscuits.

The inevitable has happened: We’ve entered bitch eating crackers territory.

 

[Uncle Ben's]

This made me laugh way too hard.

I remembered this while cleaning and if my neighbors listened they'd think I'm going fucking insane, laughing hysterically whilst repeating "Enjoy prison, stalker" to oneself over and over.

He is as unintentionally funny as he is fat, and he is very fucking Fat.