Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Golden Boy]

I am pretty sure he uses streams as an excuse to drink.

I think he uses his drinking as an excuse to get back at the haters. He is someone who can't take even an iota of criticism and it shows, he reads this thread everyday and it gets to him. If you say he's annoying, he will be extra annoying. If you say he's drinking too much, he will drink even more. He is spiraling just to get back at his detractors. It is such a typical spoiled-kid response, I've seen it countless times in life. Trust finds can buy houses but not character.

 

[AnotherPleb]

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Pierce Brosnan looks blinded by the light more than anything.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Asterios.

As far as I recall, they had a falling out because Maddox sued him and his employer, which ended up causing him to be fired. Dick didn't lift a finger to help even though he was the one that basically aggroed Maddox in the first place.

Chances of Nick learning what a snake Dax is before he wraps the Shelby around a tree are slim, I think.

Dax also mentioned funding a countersuit at the end of Episode 93 (I looked it up long ago and am pretty sure it was that one, and hilariously Rekieta is calling in at the end)
Episode 93, Rekieta is there around the 2 hour mark.
"The countersuits are gonna be numerous" at the 2:10:30 mark, and the Episode ends with talking about Asterios being able to show damages. "Lemme tell you something, I have enough money to get Asterios justice."

I forget the last episode Asterios called into, maybe 116? But the big thing was Dax wanted to make it a show and content, while Asterios just wanted to do it quietly (big as of the Sneaky Greek I know) and that was the start of the falling out. Asterios talked about Dax's private life at some of his shows and word got out, leading to the big fallout.

At the end of the day Dax is a shithole burnout, and Rekieta thinks he's a father figure. Now that I think about it, Dax has several unkempt promises (the silly skating routine for hitting 25k on Patreon as an example)...Like Balldo, like Son I guess.

 

[Obsul]

I hope that he'll refrain from drinking in January but we all know he's gonna 95% break the month-long abstinence.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think perhaps Nick has finally realized that drinking AT his critics has only resulted in the vast majority of people laughing AT him, not with him.

I can see his ego being injured enough to decide he’s not going to give his trolls unnecessary ammo. As much as he keeps insisting he could easily quit drinking, it sounds like he’s trying to convince himself as much as anyone else.

He drinks because it worked for him — until it didn’t. But shit got worse faster than Nick could lower his expectations.

He’s going to be an absolute nightmare if he does end up trying to pause drinking without any accompanying moral and spiritual rehab. We could expect Nick to show his mean and vindictive streak like never before. He’d start acting out in other ways, like more profligate spending, sexually misbehaving, or (this would be funny) eating himself fat.

Drunks don’t need a drop of alcohol in them to do crazy, harmful shit. And Nick is a garden variety drunk. If he does decide to try a dry January, we can expect unprecedented fireworks to kick off the year.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

And he said he would “try it out, see how it goes, how the shows go and stuff”. More of a tentative plan than a concrete one but he said it with confidence as if it will be easy and is as good as done.

Also he only did have one drink tonight

Was very twitchy, moving too much, distracted, show was painfully boring.

Wow, doing like Cecil. A regular role model.

Balldoman is talking out of his ass. He got hungover and still feels like shit, probably because he slowed down enough that the buzz wore off. He hedged his sober January in the usual lawyer weasel words, which he will use to admit no kind of concession. "I tried it, didn't work out."

I don't even know he could do a full stream sober. If he's like that last quote, on one drink, zero will be misery for both him and the audience.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Everyone's comparing Nick to Ralph, but he reminds me more of Lowtax every day, especially if the divorce arc comes to be. Ralph never really had any chance in life: he stumbled into massive success and reacted to it exactly like a ghetto rich wigger would.

Nick, meanwhile, has been coddled all his life with his family wiping his arse for him and cleaning up his messses, just like Mama Lowtax, and he has completely fucked up an easy earner because he is too stubborn to listen to good advice because he is lazy and thinks he knows best, just like Rich. The only thing that remains to be seen is, if Our Wife successfully divorce rapes him, will he take the Lowtax way out deliberately or simply carry on his prolonged suicide by alcohol.

(I guess one thing I can see being different is I feel like Nick's family would be on the side of Our Wife and the kids, because they can symapthise with what a perennial fuck up Nick is.)

 

[R00T]

ETA he talked about dresses way too much, several times. He sounds legit jealous, like he wants those dresses for himself. Maybe that’s what he’s been starving himself for

Part of it seemed like jealousy but the majority of it sounded like rage that he had to waste his valuable time watching her fill out a dress. The “God I love that woman” sounded so… insincere. The two minute video earlier in the thread was despicable to me.

At first when he said “Im not lucky” I thought he was gonna say “Having a wife you love for a long time shouldnt be luck. It should be the norm. To refer to it at luck puts it on this pedestal and gives us the mindset that it’s impossible.” Then he said a lucky man would have a “prenump” and a contract to get his dick sucked 800 times. I’m just disgusted. I’m locking it in that the marriage doesn’t last past April. If it does it’s because neither wants to deal with it but he’ll be living in someone else’s house or a crummy apartment to get away from her.

Whoever wrote his intro song should be extremely embarrassed too.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If it does it’s because neither wants to deal with it but he’ll be living in someone else’s house or a crummy apartment to get away from her.

This time next year he'll be shacked up in a bachelor pad with Drexel, live-streaming about how chad and redpilled it is to be completely cut loose from purpose in your 40s, slinging dick at any BPD wine mom who looks your way.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Holy shit! Nick looks WAY more poorly than just a few weeks ago! This man needs detox.

Let's see how sober January helps or lasts...



Nick did a hot tub stream:

- He might be going back to the Minnesota tattoo convention and getting more work done.

- He is trying to start planning for another Vegas trip after February 2024. He is already talking about how hard it is to do.

- He think he is still doing Anime Matsuri 2024. He still has to setup the guest list. He is not sure who he will invite. Chat suggested a porn star.

- Nick has some reservations about going on Chrissie Mayer's show becuase it may be awkward with a female porn star. It might be fine if it is a guy. There is enough circulating about him that he needs to wait until it might calm down. People are 'weird' about it.

- Nick did a bunch of pondering about different shows. Shows like Whatever put you in rooms with young women and people look at someone like him and judge him, but the single guys who talk about it do not get flak. Why is there a double-standard? They also promote male cheating.

I DON'T KNOW, NICK? WHY WOULD A MARRIED MAN IN A ROOM OF THOTS GET MORE CRITIQUE THAN A SINGLE MAN! A TRUE MYSTERY!!!!!!

- Celebrities cheat because their bodyguard can cover for them.

- Nick has met a bunch of people who have sex less than 2 times a year. That is crazy to him and interests him.

- The Balldo is just a joke people took too seriously.

- Nick thinks people dating in their 30's is not as hard as people think. He thinks people are bad at communicating. You don't have to be dating in your 30's to understand what is wrong with people's approaches. He likes talking about it.

- Nick's father met his mother in a bowling alley.

- Nick thinks that women having low body counts is the exception. It has become more valued very recently.

Haha! No... Just look at history and cultures.

- Nick hates when a child's activity takes up too much time and is schedule disruptive. He hated 3-hour in-person meetings he had for some of their activities. If they do not have a future in it, he is hesitant to sink time into it.

 

[Chuck McGill]

I remember sometime back in 2020-2021 before the Balldo revealed himself, Josh criticized a stream Rekeita did where he was dressed like and acting like an ethot, and warning that interacting with anime people like this could have bad ramifications for him. And I remember thinking that Josh was being overly paranoid, that seeing an otherwise respectable lawyer and family man act like an egirl was a fun novelty, and surely at the end of the night Rekeita knew enough to know what's really important in his life.

God, if only I knew.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick's chat attracts thr best:

EDIT: Fixed mobile image size

 

[Thugnificent]

Predicting it now: He'll drink anyways, but say it doesn't count because he didn't drink "past sobriety."

You guys are over-complicating this, he' s just simply not going to do it and retort with he *THOUGHT* about doing a sober January if any of his remaining pay pigs dare question his integrity as anon-practicing lawyer.

 

[Jew-ish]

Idk how bad his alcoholism is, but quitting alcohol cold turkey can kill you. Seen it happen to alot of people, but they all had a modicum of character and wanted to turn their lives around.

Hope he follows through without any complications, even if he has to wean himself off, but I highly doubt he commits.

 

[AltisticRight]

I hope that he'll refrain from drinking in January but we all know he's gonna 95% break the month-long abstinence.

He should have done the challenge in the shortest month which is February but we know he has other plans for Black History Month.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

- Nick has some reservations about going on Chrissie Mayer's show becuase it may be awkward with a female porn star. It might be fine if it is a guy. There is enough circulating about him that he needs to wait until it might calm down. People are 'weird' about it.

lol what? what's circulating about him? that's he's a faggot? only choosing to go on stream with male porn star is only gonna bolster that..

- Celebrities cheat because their bodyguard can cover for them.

So if he had a bodyguard he would cheat?

- Nick hates when a child's activity takes up too much time and is schedule disruptive. He hated 3-hour in-person meetings he had for some of their activities. If they do not have a future in it, he is hesitant to sink time into it.

What other schedule do you have nick? What are they disrupting? Your appointment with a whore in minnesota?

- The Balldo is just a joke people took too seriously.

He took it so lightly, he actually tried it on his wife...

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

He should have done the challenge in the shortest month which is February but we know he has other plans for Black History Month.

He'll be drinking a lot in that month but it's not booze

 

[TyrasGuard]

Nick's chat attracts thr best:


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God, they are the most annoyoing faggots ever. "I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'M NO LONGER GOING TO BE HERE", even when they are someone completely irrevant and useless who no one will miss, they just have to make the announcement. I bet you they say "good night" and they don't go to bed until someone responds.

Thanks for sharing your dead bedroom and the fact that your mom killed his ex too but I just asked you what time it was.
(ALSO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THUMBNAIL YOUR GIANT ASS IMAGES!)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick thinks people dating in their 30's is not as hard as people think. He thinks people are bad at communicating. You don't have to be dating in your 30's to understand what is wrong with people's approaches. He likes talking about it.

Sounds like he’s itching to be on the market himself and prove how easy it is.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Someone with more patience and better graphic design chops than I should make an infographic showing what’s funny and not funny according to Nick.

I focused more on making sure the science behind my research was 100% accurate than I did making it look pretty. But here is the result from the lab.



Also I might be in the minority but I hope he succeeds at a sober January, at least in his own mind. It would definitely give him a false confidence/arrogance that would lead to a tripling down and much more entertainment for us. Consider it an investment.