Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

Guys, something gives me the impression that you don't need to be a body language expert to understand that this man is not living a healthy marriage at all.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Every non functional alcoholic talks and acts and even says the same things as Nick. I'm not talking about the excuses for his alcoholism, but just the way he talks now, the inflections and way he asks questions. That almost whispery wannabe-wax-philosophical but its all over the place and instantly conflicting. Not even counting the slurring and eyes pointing in different directions.

I can only imagine the abusive meltdowns he surely regularly has off camera to his wife and kids who he clearly hates. The way he says he tells his kids to "Get the fuck up and get out of here." isn't mugging for the stream. He absolutely talks to them that way and worse.

 

[Pomniman]

Can confirm there's no ring. He shows both hands simultaneously in this rant.

Someone superchatted him about it at around 1 hour and 42 minutes in, he claimed that he took them off before showering and forgot to put them back on.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Disco Elysium moment

We'll get there, trust the process.

 

[AnOminous]

"What people don't get is that if you just... go to the library and buy a pretzel and jerk off in the courthouse, then you get big returns. You make money with a lien on your boat, you... Rent it o-out for... parties. That's how you have a successful marriage. It's ALL over. You get what I mean?"

"..."

Literal wetbrain schizobabble. What is this garbled nonsense from a damaged brain even supposed to mean?

 

[Blackstar]

3 years ago
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Insane decline. Completely and utterly spiraling out of control.

This will be Balldo in 2024

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"Time to stop" levels are off the charts.

 

[keke]

The entire Riley situation is basically every lie he can pull. It’s such a retarded hill to die on.

He moves the goalpost every time. First he said it was a bad thing to do but not illegal and Riley is just a loveable autist. Then it was a bad but harmless joke. Now it is just funny. Spending 8 hours in a parking lot to stalk someone is FUNNY. Just like getting sponsors pulled from Maddox’s podcast was just funny, him sending a cease and desist too is just a joke guys IT’S FUNNY. I think it’s really funny that Nick got kicked from YT by a bunch of troons, and Monetgraph suing is hilarious—weird how these things are not remotely entertaining to Nick.

But at the same time, Nick is of the opinion that everything written here is insane fanfiction written by prudes who wanted a catholic e-daddy. It’s very serious stuff that interferes with his business and family life. Not for one second is it funny that he gets the ugliest fucking cuck tattoo imaginable, goes to cuck swinger conventions, is friends with a black ‘bull’, obsessed with Masterson, and hates Eric July because he didn’t acknowledge Nicks hood cred. No way, that’s got nothing on visiting the grave of Eric July’s grandfather, which is real comedy.

 

[Obsul]

Literal wetbrain schizobabble. What is this garbled nonsense from a damaged brain even supposed to mean?

Rekieta didn't say that, I just saw this amazing contrast between the expression on his face and the expression on Camelot's face in their stream and thought it looked like Rekieta was spewing schizobabble at Camelot as Camelot barely tolerates it while feeling nothing but contempt for Rekieta. The fact that you think it's instantly believable that he'd be so incoherent says a lot about where he's at, though.

But at the same time, Nick is of the opinion that everything written here is insane fanfiction written by prudes who wanted a catholic e-daddy. It’s very serious stuff that interferes with his business and family life. Not for one second is it funny that he gets the ugliest fucking cuck tattoo imaginable, goes to cuck swinger conventions, is friends with a black ‘bull’, obsessed with Masterson, and hates Eric July because he didn’t acknowledge Nicks hood cred. No way, that’s got nothing on visiting the grave of Eric July’s grandfather, which is real comedy.

Here's the thing, I'm a fedora-tipping atheist that wasn't looking for a Catholic e-daddy and was never much of a Rekieta fan or follower, I was drawn to the thread because of how much this guy is imploding and falling apart. How would Rackets explain that away?

 

[indomitable snowman]

It's almost like Ephesians 5:18 was written just for this nigger.

"Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with the Spirit"

"Ha, those incel prude Karen farm looses talking about drinking wine. I'm over here drinking whiskey like a man"

 

[Harm]

Rekieta didn't say that, I just saw this amazing contrast between the expression on his face and the expression on Camelot's face in their stream and thought it looked like Rekieta was spewing schizobabble at Camelot while Camelot barely tolerates it while feeling nothing but contempt for Rekieta. The fact that you think it's instantly believable that he'd be so incoherent says a lot about where he's at, though.

To be fair, Nick did have a brief diatribe about jerking off in "the family room" and then binging on cinnamon rolls that came awfully close to your facsimile.

 

[Twinkletard]

I can tell Nick is very aware things are sliding out from underneath him now. It's pretty sad because there's literally no reason for any of this to happen. It's all his fault and he knows it and we all get to watch in real time.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Someone superchatted him about it at around 1 hour and 42 minutes in, he claimed that he took them off before showering and forgot to put them back on.

This means that that when Nick was having a serious 3am shower chat with Null, he had his ring off... Uh oh Null! Nick was trying to get YOU to wear the Balldo.

 

[not william stenchever]

This means that that when Nick was having a serious 3am shower chat with Null, he had his ring off... Uh oh Null! Nick was trying to get YOU to wear the Balldo.

Fortunately the democratic process worked and MATI chayt voted 80% in favor of "death before dishonor" instead of "just put on the balldo, Null"

 

[feral cat #6385]

He looks really, really weird tonight. Much drunker than normal. Claiming he has dealt with addiction, could walk away from drinking tomorrow if he wanted.

My X key is worn out. What else can I press for doubt?

American Beauty is often considered to be a movie that aged poorly, largely due to being set in a time of prosperity and no major wars for America. After several economic catastrophes and military disasters, who can sympathize with a grown man who whines like a teenager?

I will never watch this movie because of this faggot.

It's very interesting that his gay blue wedding ring is missing. He swapped over to a different ring for a bit, but now he's not wearing either.

I would be shocked if his pill head wife left.

What has to happen for him to finally pull up?

Incarceration.

This will be Balldo in 2024

Incorrect. This will be Balldo in 2024.

A Rekieta law logo would look great on the urn.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

just a joke guys IT’S FUNNY

Someone with more patience and better graphic design chops than I should make an infographic showing what’s funny and not funny according to Nick.

 

[Neetorino]

I need to see the story end.

Isn't it strange how deep the human desire for closure can go? I'm basically in the same boat, where with Ralph I only ever laughed at updates that were put in front of me, with Nick I'm making an active choice to watch these clips to see how close we are to the credits rolling. And goddamn does it get harder and harder to watch every day or two. It's like watching a vampire slowly shrivel into dust because it can't get access to any blood, especially with Nick's fucking corpse hands.

You weren't kidding. He sounds MAD when he reads that guy's message too. Borderline raging over the suggestion that a longstanding marriage is something to cherish.

Man remember all that love shared in a Hedonism II bathroom? Celebrating 18 years I believe, what a shame to think it's only been 1.5 years since then.

Someone superchatted him about it at around 1 hour and 42 minutes in, he claimed that he took them off before showering and forgot to put them back on.

Ah yes I know lots of married people who forget to put their rings back on after showers (if they take them off at all). I don't know many who fail to go grab them if they're still in the house they took them off at.

 

[Null]

the cinnamon butthole double-masturbation rant is one of the most beautiful pieces of advice i've ever heard an e-daddy give his e-sons. take it to heart, lads, or you'll be driving 35 hours a day every day to church while your friend in his LA mansion is getting 834 blowjobs in his yacht.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can tell Nick is very aware things are sliding out from underneath him now. It's pretty sad because there's literally no reason for any of this to happen. It's all his fault and he knows it and we all get to watch in real time.

What gets me is his refusal to even consider that his public degeneracy and private chaos are negatively affecting his children. Guess what, Nick? Some shit is worth clutching pearls over, and a father of five openly documenting the process of throwing his life away for whiskey, illicit sexual thrills and online attention is one of them.

He doesn’t give a shit about his own fucking kids, and he’s FURIOUS that we do. That’s a whole new level of fucked in the head.

It’s a symptom of his lack of basic decency that he thinks no one should give a shit about his children, including him.

There’s a non-zero chance that at least one of the Rekieta kids are reading this thread. If they are, I’d want them to know that absolutely none of this is their fault and since they didn’t cause it, they can’t cure it. Maybe someone who’s not drunk can drive them to an Alateen meeting.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Would you say Ethan Ralph's down spiral was worse than Rekieta's so far? Because Rekieta feels way worse, like he drove off a cliff at max speed, or maybe Rekieta had a bigger cliff to fall from compared to Ethan who was already fucking up a lot.

I feel like the Portugal beatdowns, while funny, didn't play much into Ethan's life. It seems like he got more fucked up after Metokur mocked him for it rather than after the beatdown itself.

Rackets seems like he got lobotomized one night when I wasn't looking and turned into the Balldo.