Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[4stardaysbahbe]

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Oh good, an after Christmas whiskey review.

Wait so he actually got booze for Christmas? Now we need a review of a 'new (to him)' black dick and my Christmas wish for Nick is complete

 

[Not Even Twice]

It's been a while since I listened to him - he sounds fucking sloshed. Slurring and rambling.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

why the fuck does he keep talking about american beauty? nick is going to end up exposed for following sussy pedo instagrsm accounts at this rate

American Beauty is often considered to be a movie that aged poorly, largely due to being set in a time of prosperity and no major wars for America. After several economic catastrophes and military disasters, who can sympathize with a grown man who whines like a teenager?

 

[FedPostalService]

Zoomers discovering American Beauty and becoming pearl clutching faggots is the only funny part of this Nick arc.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

What's stopping Nick from looking like this?

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Is that an eight pack? Is he top 1% in genetic pool?

"Coomalot is one of the most honest people you'll ever meet"

Coomalot is one of the scariest person I have seen on the Internet. The way he kept bothering Pippa after she made it clear she don't wanna talk to him and then started shit talking her after he got blocked implies to me he is capable of much worse when the cameras are not on.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Coomalot is one of the scariest person I have seen on the Internet. The way he kept bothering Pippa after she made it clear she don't wanna talk to him and then started shit talking her after he got blocked implies to me he is capable of much worse when the cameras are not on.

They say don't judge a book by its cover but I'll be real just from looking at this piece of shit you can tell he's a sex pest

 

[waffle]

In fact quite the opposite, that admission probably was the proof Maddox needed to start his own documentary and be able to convince the farms: "hey remember when i said dick would make shit up to destroy people's lives? See what he's doing now? here's a trip down memory lane" And despite what retards here say, the IBS climate at the time combined with Dick's own reputation 100% prove the doc would have failed and been mocked even on the farms if he released it back in 2016. Only after watching Dick use THE EXACT SAME PLAYBOOK on Eric July did people start to realize he does this shit constantly and up until now got away with it. even you remember how hard Nick would guard against even the Juju the cow accusations

It would have been swimming up stream, but doable. The benefit of hindsight makes me think Maddox is autistic or something, and just basically incapable of stating his case clearly without help when he is emotionally activated. He never really stated his personal and business complants with Juju clearly, so it took us like four years to accidently figure them out on our own.

I firmly believe that if Maddox had hired a competent lawyer the entire course of the Sektur would be vastly different. There was certainty a case that wouldn't be laughed out of court to be made against Daxipad, and there might even be one that had a real chance of going in Maddox's favor, and/or ending Dax's online career.

The filings in the lolsuit were just so bad that it was difficult to take it seriously, and they were probably the best thing going for his side. When you add in the bizarre narrative choices, the fact that Maddox's lawyer was a transparent scheister, the jurisdiction/venue choice being tenuious at best, and the venue Defendants feeling like they were primarily added as deep-pocket bag-holders then the whole thing starts to look like frivolous hirt flings litigation and not a legitimate business grievance. Couple that with Maddox's pr strategy being "act like a pissed off autistic with no wrangler" and you get the lolsuit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He now claims he has been addicted to porn since the age of 15 and it's an ongoing struggle…Claiming he has dealt with addiction, could walk away from drinking tomorrow if he wanted. "I may be physically addicted to liquor. Why wouldn't I be? I'm not apposed to it."

Sorry, Rekieta kids. You deserved to have a present father who put his responsibility to raise well-adjusted and emotionally healthy children ahead of his base desires. But it was more important to dig his heels in and destroy your chances of healthy attachment so as not to let incel prudes feel vindicated. #DLTIW!!!!

 

[AltisticRight]

Why does he keep talking about that gay mediocre fucking movie, literally no one cares.
He's like that insufferable weeb guy we all know who must draw comparisons between real life events and the slew of Nippon Cartoons he's watched to show how "cultured" he is.
No. One. Cares.

 

[FedPostalService]

Why does he keep talking about that gay mediocre fucking movie, literally no one cares.
He's like that insufferable weeb guy we all know who must draw comparisons between real life events and the slew of Nippon Cartoons he's watched to show how "cultured" he is.
No. One. Cares.

One reason he’s obsessed with this movie: Mena Suvari’s tits.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

After several economic catastrophes and military disasters, who can sympathize with a grown man who whines like a teenager?

A trust fund kid LARPing as an adult who lucked into the cushiest gig in the world but is being held back by the five kids he was dumb enough to have. Pearl clutchers don’t want him trading lewds with internet strangers and concern trolls say he shouldn’t be driving drunk with his kids in the car!

Fucking buzzkills.

 

[Armitage]

Jesus Christ how drunk is he?

He is saying that he knows how much he drinks and that it is a persona but that he really does understand how much he drinks

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He is saying that he knows how much he drinks and that it is a persona but that he really does understand how much he drinks

This is even more delusional than Boogie’s “I’m not a creepy asshole, it’s a bit! Haven’t you heard of Andy Kaufman?” cope.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

So this has probably been posted in the thread somewhere way earlier but someone in my discord told me Nick drowned a skunk? Anyone here have a clip of that?

 

[Averagest Redditor]

He now claims he has been addicted to porn since the age of 15 and it's an ongoing struggle.

None of us are surprised. But considering how badly it affects him when people mock and laugh at him, he really should stop oversharing like this. He knows it will be clipped, we will mock relentlessly, Josh will probably comment on it on MATI, and that fat loud guy and the non-fat loud guy from Kino Casino is gonna laugh at him. Loudly.

Stop doing this to yourself, you drunk retard. Keep the details of your degeneracy private and for fuck sake, get some therapy. Or don't. I can handle another 40 min. long seethe-rant about broke dick Josh Moon and the fanfic Kiwi Farms. They're funny.

 

[thebigdream]

So this has probably been posted in the thread somewhere way earlier but someone in my discord told me Nick drowned a skunk? Anyone here have a clip of that?

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Anything posted there is gayops and infested with AIDS, and even if I detest Nick, Pedocord is worse.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

So this has probably been posted in the thread somewhere way earlier but someone in my discord told me Nick drowned a skunk? Anyone here have a clip of that?

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He did a stream with Null where he explained this, it was towards the end of the stream ill listen through and find which one it was. But yeah bro wtf lol just shoot the thing and deal with the stank if need be, seems like the skunk would still spray no matter what you did.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Jesus Christ how drunk is he?

He is saying that he knows how much he drinks and that it is a persona but that he really does understand how much he drinks

I thought he said you shouldn't have a persona as a streamer cause you'll get tired of it and slip up? So now not only he's excused his downfall with "i've always been this way" and now he's saying his current one is a persona? A persona that doesn't even increase his sub count?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Is that an eight pack? Is he top 1% in genetic pool?

Coomalot is one of the scariest person I have seen on the Internet. The way he kept bothering Pippa after she made it clear she don't wanna talk to him and then started shit talking her after he got blocked implies to me he is capable of much worse when the cameras are not on.

He's garden variety stereotypical trailer trash. There's nothing to be scared of, he's just a nasty perv hiding behind the internet. I'm sure the ladies in his trailer park carry some pepper spray in their purse because of him, and I'm sure he's been chased off by their husbands. He's a dumb fucking hick and deserves nothing but mockery.

Jesus Christ how drunk is he?

He is saying that he knows how much he drinks and that it is a persona but that he really does understand how much he drinks

If you're that drunk, you pretty much can't understand how much you've drank. I guarantee he underestimates his alcohol consumption and can only guess it by how many bottles he goes through, but unlike us plebs, trust fund Nicky has never learned the value of money so probably can't understand that going through a bottle every other day () is ruinous. A lot of people (myself included) quit addictions in large part because it's expensive, but this trust fund kid here has no concept of "expense". Money is someone else's problem, that's why he doesn't care he hired a woman who embezzles thousands of dollars a months on "snacks."

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Anything posted there is gayops and infested with AIDS, and even if I detest Nick, Pedocord is worse.

Hey now, that's my own personal, private discord where only me and my buddies hang out.

He did a stream with Null where he explained this, it was towards the end of the stream ill listen through and find which one it was. But yeah bro wtf lol just shoot the thing and deal with the stank if need be, seems like the skunk would still spray no matter what you did.

Yeah or just drive it out a couple miles and release it.