Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%

  • Total voters
    346
Mostly incoherent, but it sounds like he had to go shopping for dresses with Kayla because she lost so much weight that her old clothes no longer fit her.

Its difficult to know whats going on with her, but that sounds really bad. She wasn't overweight to begin with and if she lost even more weight, she is heading for skeleton level. If she is following Nick's diet advice and idea of health, she is on the way to death too.
 
Rekieta responded to a chatter saying Nick was lucky to be married for so long by immediately saying "guys who are married this long are not lucky. We're not lucky. You're lucky, you're lucky if a girl comes up to you, is like, 'Here's a prenup, I'll never take any of your stuff...'"
Jesus. No matter how much you think Rekieta hates his wife and kids it seems one's imagination will always come up short. Saying shit like that during the holiday season too.
 
I’m with family over Christmas. We all like a drink but none of us are getting Nick drunk as there’s kids about that need to be entertained and looked after and we need to interact with each other.

I couldn’t imagine living with Nick. The first few hours must be walking in eggs shells each day around him until his first drink.
Narcissists live in different stages of aggression and need vices or other people to tolerate their unnecessary bullshit in order to tolerate what they're feeling (and manipulate) to self-regulate (cope). Learning isn't really their forte. There's no point in trying to reason with it. They can't cope with even the tiniest of pushback because most of their energy is spent trying to keep their inner rage under wraps, so relationships that require this too often become emotionally disruptive. The moment they're shown their own behavior under a different light, their black and white thinking kicks in. They're emotionally wired with poor coping mechanisms and so their intolerance towards things like "an opposing worldview" keep them from having to deal with their anger issue. After all, they're emotional experts and thus extremely stable and content human-beings so it must be everything else is to blame for every uncomfortable feeling that goes through their body. So what if it hurts your feelings. They deal with uncomfortable feelings every micro-second just fine, why can't you?

Alcohol is one way to quiet (or enhance! *chug*) the inner demons obviously caused by global warming and Youtube censorship, but it also helps them to keep a sense of control over others. When someone is drunk, they can easily get away with more shit since they're practically useless. They can't drive, they can't work (at least not productively or meaningfully) and they certainly can't be reasoned with or trusted...it's yet another ticket away from an inner world of hell that pushes them towards personal responsibility. When he's not drunk, he's probably dreaming of getting back to the drunken place.
 
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Rekieta responded to a chatter saying Nick was lucky to be married for so long by immediately saying "guys who are married this long are not lucky. We're not lucky. You're lucky, you're lucky if a girl comes up to you, is like, 'Here's a prenup, I'll never take any of your stuff...'"
You weren't kidding. He sounds MAD when he reads that guy's message too. Borderline raging over the suggestion that a longstanding marriage is something to cherish.
 

Nick mentioned having two knee surgeries and only ever taking one Percocet for post-op pain during his "I've never taken opiates, but that's what an addict would say" segment (with timestamp 8:17).

The knee surgeries were new information to me. I recall him talking about a rotator cuff strain/tear from his oft-told obese cheerleader lift tale. Pretty sure he never had it surgically repaired though and just rehabbed.

I'm presuming that his knee surgeries were very remote, possibly dating back to high school or college days.

Knee surgeries in young people tend to be in response to traumatic tears of tendons and ligaments (ie. skiing accidents, football injuries, etc.). It doesn't sound like Nick's been physically active since his college/taekwondo days.

Arthroscopic meniscal debridements are also possible, but these surgeries also tend to be in response to a high-performance athletic traumatic event in young knees. They've also mostly been discredited as being no better than sham surgery, though it's possible Nick's might've been far enough back that they were more routine.
 
You weren't kidding. He sounds MAD when he reads that guy's message too. Borderline raging over the suggestion that a longstanding marriage is something to cherish.
Honestly, he sounds both mad and on the verge of tears. He physically places his head in his hand and covers his eyes as he says, "I'm NOT LUCKY!" (see below). Personally, I think that his immediate transition from talking about his marriage to prenups shows that either: (1) He desperately wants to divorce Our Wife, but can't due to the monetary support he'd get slapped with or (2) Our Wife is currently planning to divorce him, and he knows she's gonna take him to the cleaners.

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Very interesting comments there especially with people claiming that his ring is coming on and off in his streams (I don't know if that's true or not, I haven't been paying attention)
Can confirm there's no ring. He shows both hands simultaneously in this rant.

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Seems like the divorce arc will be coming soon. In all honesty though, I hope that Nick stops his downward spiral and regains at least a little emotional control because he's starting to sound like a family annihilator. He seems to be really indifferent about his own death and the potential deaths of members in his immediate family in a way I can't help but be unnerved a bit.
 
"Guys who do have something to take -- just sear the oar into her butthole. Why is this a problem? Do this. Get your fuckin yacht towed out of the water. Go to the gas station, jerk off twice. I dunno. I--In the family bathroom. And then buy some GODDAMN Dr. Pepper and a giant cinnamon roll.

You don't have to plan for this shit. You don't have to do anything! It's all over!"


just sear the oar into her butthole.
Am I hearing this correctly? Is this a reference to some anime or something?

I'm not even going to get into the whole "tow the yacht out of the water" thing.
 
>I don't have a physically addictive personality
>I've been addicted to porn since I was 15, I've been trying to fix it but it's an ongoing process
>I don't think I'm addicted to liquor
>I'm open to the idea that I'm addicted to it
>I could give up whiskey tomorrow if my wife told me she would leave me if I didn't

>all of this is conveyed through slurs
Grim.
 
“Happily married” and “porn addiction” don’t really go well together.

Addiction can strike anyone, but it’s (supposedly I guess) extremely painful for a happily married, sexually active wife to have a husband who’s constantly cooming to porn.

My brother in Christ Nick, think of your wife and kids. If you have a porn addiction fucking FIX IT instead of getting hammered on YouTube.

I’m sure Lady Rackets is a handful and got her own issues with her mental stuff and pills. But ffs, you’re the man in the relationship. Act like it.
 
Am I hearing this correctly? Is this a reference to some anime or something?

I'm not even going to get into the whole "tow the yacht out of the water" thing.
I hate to step into the role of drunk Balldoman whisperer, but I thought that the "oar" was his slurred way of saying "order", and that by "order", he actually was referring to a prenup, which is would be an agreement and not an order, but whatever. The "tow the yacht out of the water" I thought was referencing protecting/hiding assets in a divorce. But then the rest of the clip was totally incoherent, so it could just be drunken rambling.

Can confirm there's no ring. He shows both hands simultaneously in this rant.
Thanks for that. I was too lazy to actually check. I had assumed the "no ring" thing was the Casino playing something up from one video but based on what people are saying it's sounding like a pattern in the last month or so.
 
The way he goes down on that bottle makes me unconfortable, I would be visibly uncomfortable if I was in a bar with a friend who did the same. I know I can't vouch for everyone but in my 3 decades of living I've never seen a man or woman fellate the bottle like he does.

His skin too, maybe there is an issue with the lighting but holy shit he looks more like a burn victim with every passing day. His family needs to fucking intervene already (if they give a fuck, which I believe).

Anyhow, having fun with the edits:
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Nick hitting rock bottom, like real rock bottom, is gonna take awhile. As bad as he is now, he still has sycophants, a steady income, etc.. He's slowly chipping away. Look at Ralph for example, he's still going and reaching new lows. Imagine how bad he has to be before coomalot cuts him loose for instance. The question is what comes after rock bottom? What has to happen for him to finally pull up?
 
At one point in his latest copefest, Nick questions why people care about the conduct of others, and I feel this really strikes at the heart of why people like him are degenerate, social poison.

He fundamentally doesn't seem to understand that 'care' is the true currency of a functioning society; even money requires care to hold value. If no one cares, no one associates, no one does business, no one tries to find common ground and the whole social enterprise collapses. He's right that no one has to care about him, and truly this group is becoming smaller and smaller, but that doesn't make care a pointless, shallow endeavour. For well-functioning people, caring about coomer alcoholics is actually a great idea, if only so that we may identify and avoid them in real life. And it is obviously good to encourage people not to drink so that we aren't subject to their self-destruction and they aren't needlessly burdening our economy. Care is the act of someone who is internally alive and wants to see change in the world, and it's no wonder the idea is so foreign to him.
 
So a small youtuber tweeted that he is at 708 subs, 292 away from 1k and tagged a bunch of other ytbers for help, including the lawpope himself. Nick then blessed him with an endorsement. Branca obliged and one of Nick's fans says he'll get that 1k sub in about 1 hour 27 mins cause the lawpope decreed it. 2 hours + later, the dude is now at 741 subs. Nick Rekieta, our social media giga expert, summoned his strength and he got a small ytber 33 extra subs. Such a display of power! :story:

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"What people don't get is that if you just... go to the library and buy a pretzel and jerk off in the courthouse, then you get big returns. You make money with a lien on your boat, you... Rent it o-out for... parties. That's how you have a successful marriage. It's ALL over. You get what I mean?"

"..."
 
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