Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Sticking your dick in that axewound is bad enough, but imagine the taste and smell of licking an open wound.
"Eating out" an axewound would be quite literal, as opposed to "eating out" a real vagina. You would definitely be getting chunks of flesh falling off and if you dare try to stick your tongue into the hole, you could be coming back out with hair, goo, pus, maggots, who knows. It's sort of magical.

Also lol at the replies not elaborating, just saying "it's good." Yeah, sure it is.
 
Found another well-adjusted member of society (Archive). It's a newer account with some activity spread out around /r/autism, /r/medical_advice, /r/suicidewatch, and of course /r/mtf. The account history is just benign enough for me to see his existence as plausible. Here are some of his greatest hits, from just this past week:

Tranny is asked by GF to shower, so he calls the police who proceed to laugh at him (Archive)
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After this, there was a /r/medical_advice post asking if a set of arm scars required stitches, which I don't feel like archiving here. I think they could have been steri stripped (NSFW). A bit of reverse image searching hasn't yielded any matching photos.

Then we got this gem from 4 hours ago (Archive)
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Overall, I'm a bit skeptical since I thought psych wards didn't allow phones or anything with Internet access. Regardless, I got a good enough laugh out of this to include it here.
Why do so much trannies day dream so much about being sexually assaulted???Is it because that's what they want to happen to women because of all the degen. porn they watch????
 
Why do so much trannies day dream so much about being sexually assaulted???Is it because that's what they want to happen to women because of all the degen. porn they watch????
For the same reason that troon spent six hours at a glory hole.

We need to re-open Auschwitz for these freaks. I'll even go on opening day and have a hot dog.
 
Another man ruining his marriage and finessing his wife into staying:
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My marriage is over

I came out to my wife about 6 months ago and told her basically my life’s story with dysphoria and wanting to transition and all my failed attempts. I felt horrible about it and we both ended up going to therapy and basically brushed it under the rug.

Now I came back to her telling her I think I need to start moving forward with things for myself and she said “I don’t know if I can be with you any more”.

It’s insane how fast we went from holding hands and enjoying having both of our families in our home enjoying the holidays just days ago, absolutely blissful, to possible divorce.

I just woke up on a couch in my mom’s basement with my dog. I missed sleeping with my partner, my best friend, we really had an incredibly loving beautiful life together before this. I’m just so hurt but I know she is too. I’m so scared.

Update:
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Update: Thank you all for the kind words. We met at home early this morning to talk about things

There is an immense amount of love between us, neither of us wants to separate but we do need to do the work and figure things out. I’m going back into therapy with someone who specializes in treating trans individuals and she is as well, we’re both going to start attending support groups. From here we’ve decided to see what happens. I’ve promised not to jump off the deep end of things until I’ve had a couple therapy sessions and am starting to see my own path forward from here.

This one may be controversial but it makes a lot of sense to me. I’m going to see a neurologist and an endocrinologist. After talking to my mom last night she kind of revealed to me that our family has a documented history of massive hormone imbalances and dopamine deficiency syndrome. I never knew about this before and I think it’s worth exploring, but I don’t believe it invalidates my feelings.

For now, we’re staying together while I figure out who I am exactly but I have to be putting in the work and she will be as well educating herself. This doesn’t mean things will last, but my great hope is that even if we do go our separate ways that she’ll still be my best friend and greatest supporter in the end as that’s the way I feel things may be heading.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TransLater/s/uPndZuKNkp

Moving on:
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“How did you come to love having a girl dick?” “Lots of troon pornography.” It really is annoying when stuff the religious right warned us about decades ago ends up being right, coomers really are pathetic creatures.
See this is proof that they don't actually have lady brains.If they really were women deep inside then wouldn't women want to get rid of everything that's physically male about them?I can't think of one "cis woman" who would be perfectly ok with having a dick.Also how is it that these people can cope with the idea that genitals have nothing to do with gender, but they dont apply the same logic over anything that made them dysphoric in the first place?For example the guy who hated his voice, he could of just cope with "Well some women have deep voices so i don't need to change that."
 
See this is proof that they don't actually have lady brains.If they really were women deep inside then wouldn't women want to get rid of everything that's physically male about them?I can't think of one "cis woman" who would be perfectly ok with having a dick.Also how is it that these people can cope with the idea that genitals have nothing to do with gender, but they dont apply the same logic over anything that made them dysphoric in the first place?For example the guy who hated his voice, he could of just cope with "Well some women have deep voices so i don't need to change that."
Just do what feels good, G. It's healthy!
 

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I joined you but not sure if I’m welcome: self.ftm

Submitted 15 hours ago by Lewinmodified

Hello you amazing ftm community: I wanted to reach out early in my joining your group to see if I’m welcome here. I definitely do not want to make anyone uncomfortable. I’m AMAB nonbinary who is scheduled for vaginoplasty surgery in April, ‘24. I will continue to present masculine and will be going on T. I know I’m not FTM but I feel very connected to the trans and especially ftm community. I’m imagining there might be different opinions but I would love to know your thoughts if you feel inclined to share them. Thank you.

I don't even know what to say.
 

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I joined you but not sure if I’m welcome: self.ftm

Submitted 15 hours ago by Lewinmodified

Hello you amazing ftm community: I wanted to reach out early in my joining your group to see if I’m welcome here. I definitely do not want to make anyone uncomfortable. I’m AMAB nonbinary who is scheduled for vaginoplasty surgery in April, ‘24. I will continue to present masculine and will be going on T. I know I’m not FTM but I feel very connected to the trans and especially ftm community. I’m imagining there might be different opinions but I would love to know your thoughts if you feel inclined to share them. Thank you.

I don't even know what to say.
There is no kind of woman they won't try to skinwalk.
 
Found another well-adjusted member of society (Archive). It's a newer account with some activity spread out around /r/autism, /r/medical_advice, /r/suicidewatch, and of course /r/mtf. The account history is just benign enough for me to see his existence as plausible. Here are some of his greatest hits, from just this past week:

Tranny is asked by GF to shower, so he calls the police who proceed to laugh at him (Archive)
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After this, there was a /r/medical_advice post asking if a set of arm scars required stitches, which I don't feel like archiving here. I think they could have been steri stripped (NSFW). A bit of reverse image searching hasn't yielded any matching photos.

Then we got this gem from 4 hours ago (Archive)
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Overall, I'm a bit skeptical since I thought psych wards didn't allow phones or anything with Internet access. Regardless, I got a good enough laugh out of this to include it here.
US Caseworker here: They don't. Troon wants asspatz and interbutts pointz.
 
I came out to my wife about 6 months ago and told her basically my life’s story with dysphoria and wanting to transition and all my failed attempts.
Even if it's true that you are a person who has had a life of gender dysphoria and you've been hiding it really well your whole life, it does not mean that you should come out with it and start giving in to the dysphoria. Dysphoria is not a sign that you are supposed to be the opposite sex. This is where the religious-thinking of these people really starts to show. Since when does having a special little feeling in your heart, like gender dysphoria since age 6, mean that you need to listen to that feeling and change your whole life? Like it's some sort of special message from a tranny god?

A lot of people have thought they were fat since they were 10. Does that mean they should get weight loss surgery? A lot of people wanted to die since they were 12. Does that mean we should kill them? A lot of people think that they are being gang-stalked, should we assign them all personal body guards? For fuck's sake, gender dysphoria is not that much different to any other mental illness, I really don't know what happened, why do we treat it so differently?

Ugh. I hope this person actually listens to his family and tries to stay away from transitioning, but since he's posting on Reddit he will most likely be convinced to transition. I hate this. I'm honestly so tired of seeing people ruin their marriages for nothing, even if they are shitty people. It shouldn't be happening.
 
Since when does having a special little feeling in your heart, like gender dysphoria since age 6, mean that you need to listen to that feeling and change your whole life? Like it's some sort of special message from a tranny god?
Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the troon, “Did God really say, ‘You must not cut off your balls’?”
One must never dialogue, brothers and sisters, with the devil. Never! You should never argue. Jesus never dialogued with the devil; He cast him out. And when in the wilderness, [with] the temptations, He did not respond with dialogue; He simply responded with the words of Holy Scripture, with the Word of God. Be careful: the devil is a seducer. Never dialogue with him, because he is smarter than all of us and he will make us pay for it. When temptation comes, never dialogue. Close the door, close the window, close your heart. And so, we defend ourselves against this seduction, because the devil is astute, intelligent. He tried to tempt Jesus with quotes from the Bible! He was a great theologian there. With the devil you do not dialogue. Do you understand this? Be careful. We must not converse with the devil, and we must not entertain ourselves with temptation. There is no dialogue. Temptation comes, we close the door. We guard our heart.

And that is why we do not converse with the devil. This is the recommendation – guard the heart – that we find in various fathers, saints: guard the heart. Guard the heart. And we must ask for this grace of learning to guard the heart. It is a form of wisdom, how to guard the heart. May the Lord help us [in] this work. But he who guards his heart, guards a treasure. Brothers and sisters, let us learn to guard the heart. Thank you.

-Pope Francis, December 27th 2023
 

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I joined you but not sure if I’m welcome: self.ftm

Submitted 15 hours ago by Lewinmodified

Hello you amazing ftm community: I wanted to reach out early in my joining your group to see if I’m welcome here. I definitely do not want to make anyone uncomfortable. I’m AMAB nonbinary who is scheduled for vaginoplasty surgery in April, ‘24. I will continue to present masculine and will be going on T. I know I’m not FTM but I feel very connected to the trans and especially ftm community. I’m imagining there might be different opinions but I would love to know your thoughts if you feel inclined to share them. Thank you.

I don't even know what to say.
Just the logical next step for a r/MalePiercings, r/transscrotals, r/MeatoSubincision, and r/Castrations poster, I guess.

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WHY IS EVERYTHING GENDERED?!?

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Poor lil’ pooner had a rough day, bless her tiny, manly heart!

First some based boomer points her in the direction of the ladies bathroom, then her mom isn’t excited for her, and worst of all: When she runs off to have a good lil’ masc cry in the bathroom (Very manly this one! Knows a guy wouldn’t be caught dead crying in public.) she ends up in the women’s (ew!) bathroom.

Like any young man, she decides to self harm through an extra tight binder. Big ups King!


Meanwhile, another lil’ pooner is about one whispy mustache hair away from getting it.
Like ACTUALLY getting it.
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“Recurring doubts” eh? Must be internalized transphobia and not you know… Conmon sense.


“If you weren’t trans you wouldn’t think this much about it!”

Oh… But wait… Doesn’t it work the other way too? “If you weren’t actually a confused girl, you wouldn’t have these doubts!”
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Yet another reminder never, ever to humor these people nor encourage them. Most of these chicks would drop the troon batshittery if they didn’t get constant asspats and distances from well meaning people who should know better.
 
Even if it's true that you are a person who has had a life of gender dysphoria and you've been hiding it really well your whole life, it does not mean that you should come out with it and start giving in to the dysphoria. Dysphoria is not a sign that you are supposed to be the opposite sex. This is where the religious-thinking of these people really starts to show. Since when does having a special little feeling in your heart, like gender dysphoria since age 6, mean that you need to listen to that feeling and change your whole life? Like it's some sort of special message from a tranny god?

A lot of people have thought they were fat since they were 10. Does that mean they should get weight loss surgery? A lot of people wanted to die since they were 12. Does that mean we should kill them? A lot of people think that they are being gang-stalked, should we assign them all personal body guards? For fuck's sake, gender dysphoria is not that much different to any other mental illness, I really don't know what happened, why do we treat it so differently?

Ugh. I hope this person actually listens to his family and tries to stay away from transitioning, but since he's posting on Reddit he will most likely be convinced to transition. I hate this. I'm honestly so tired of seeing people ruin their marriages for nothing, even if they are shitty people. It shouldn't be happening.
It is the worship of the individual, the self, and "identity".
Christianity has the good wholesome message that you are born a poor sinful sinner as default. Budhism teaches you that your body and identity will quite rot and decay in but a relatively fleeting moment.
The only thing that matters in the long run is how you try to better first, the world, and then yourself, so you can then be more optimized for your primary directive, whichis still, bettering the world.
Christianity promises rewards for trying and participation trophies, and in budhism you hav infinite time. The point is we have a job in this life, and we are all in way over our heads and have gotten the job by lying on cosmic LinkedIn. Your default state in the universe is impostor syndrome.
Egos are meant to be crushed, in order to rebuild yourself better. Why the fuck would any sane person give up the chance to be even a low end sufficient dad and husband, for being a mentally ill ugly perverted, at best, pastiche of a woman? The first thing you learn when fully grown is "This is not about You.".

Sorry for my verbal diarrhoea, just mad at the internet again.
 
Just the logical next step for a r/MalePiercings, r/transscrotals, r/MeatoSubincision, and r/Castrations poster, I guess.

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Expecting to think with their testes even in the absence of such bodyparts. Magical. This is not the way to overcome worldly desires, but a short, and litteral, cut. And it might not even be their pure desire, imagine becoming more enlightened by accident because you were horny and dumb. Dharma and Darwin working together.

(Sorry for weedposting, I'll go get something to eat soon, I know my latest posts are cringe.).
 
WHY IS EVERYTHING GENDERED?!?

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Poor lil’ pooner had a rough day, bless her tiny, manly heart!

First some based boomer points her in the direction of the ladies bathroom, then her mom isn’t excited for her, and worst of all: When she runs off to have a good lil’ masc cry in the bathroom (Very manly this one! Knows a guy wouldn’t be caught dead crying in public.) she ends up in the women’s (ew!) bathroom.

Like any young man, she decides to self harm through an extra tight binder. Big ups King!


Meanwhile, another lil’ pooner is about one whispy mustache hair away from getting it.
Like ACTUALLY getting it.
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“Recurring doubts” eh? Must be internalized transphobia and not you know… Conmon sense.


“If you weren’t trans you wouldn’t think this much about it!”

Oh… But wait… Doesn’t it work the other way too? “If you weren’t actually a confused girl, you wouldn’t have these doubts!”
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Yet another reminder never, ever to humor these people nor encourage them. Most of these chicks would drop the troon batshittery if they didn’t get constant asspats and distances from well meaning people who should know better.
Ah yes, crying in the bathroom over pants, one of my favorite manly activities.

The second pooner almost realizes she's in a mind-virus cult, luckily the solution is to surround herself with even more cultists and further indulge in the doctrine.
 
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I was poisoned by fake hrt - PLEASE BEWARE OF FAKE HRT AROUND, IT'S LITERALLY POISON (self.MtF)

submitted 6 months ago by CommunicationOne6477 to r/MtF

I couldn't post this to here somehow previously, I'm copying and pasting here. I posted this on r/trans to beware trans women (and maybe trans men) about the HRT scams online. This one is probably the worst out there. Please be safe. I'm so upset.

Throwaway account for my own personal safety. This is my own story and why HRT should be legal and free as Healthcare worldwide. I will keep it short.

I'm a 23 year old trans fem from europe. I've been taking "homemade HRT" for 3 months from a "fellow trans girl" on the internet because it was cheap and the government didn't let me have legal HRT (oestrogen, progesterone and antiandrogens etc)

Just a month ago, I was hospitalised for severe liver and kidney issues caused by a then-unnamed toxic substance. I never consumed alcohol ever in my life and this made me wonder why it could be. Long story short, toxicology tests gave positive for carbon tetrachloride, a banned substance that is extremely toxic for the liver and kidneys. The "HRT" seller had used carbon tetrachloride as the main solvent, nearly 7-15% of the liquid was composed of this substance. I've been injecting myself with toxic carbon tetrachloride for 3 months. The seller is reported to the authorities.

Thankfully, I'm healing. But please be careful when you're taking HRT! There are "undercover" transphobes that are actively trying to poison trans people.

Did he blame the seller for taking advantage of him to sell bathtub drugs? Himself for not going the legal route, or at least buying real drugs in packages from sketchy third world countries? Nope!

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Transphobes on Twitter found my post on fake HRT. (self.MtF)

submitted 6 months ago by CommunicationOne6477

And of course, they blamed me for opting for DIY HRT. Yes, HRT is legal here but there were many issues (prices, family problems, social transphobiaetc.) that pushed me to DIY HRT. They implied that I prepared it myself with the highly toxic carbon tetrachloride because they couldn't find the website I bought HRT from. The accounts I'm talking about are "Reddit lies" and one with a transphobic slur in the title. My post was cross-posted to a sub for carbon tetrachloride memes and people called me mentally ill for being trans.

I honestly don't know anymore. I've been crying for the last 2 days. I might have survived the poisoning but I won't be the same again, my health is ruined by some people who hated us. I won't be able to get legal and real HRT or drink alcohol for fun like people at my age. The organ damage is most likely to be permanent. Goodbye, I don't want to go online anymore.
 
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