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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Interesting... I wonder who's lying here. Is Sam saying this so he doesn't seem like a TRT freak, or is Cole saying he got kicked to save face somehow?
weird situation, Cole seemed to be at his wit's end, rambling, but he was not out of it
Sam had a hulk moment, but didn't actually say it
Ben read the energy from the both of them and told Cole to pack up, seeming like Cole had already started to when he picked up his clothes before the flash of TRT fury
so there's room to try salvage things as Sam inevitably regrets it, no matter how justified it was
 
Interesting... I wonder who's lying here. Is Sam saying this so he doesn't seem like a TRT freak, or is Cole saying he got kicked to save face somehow?
I'm partial to kicking Cole, but you can't walk back a steroid-fueled SUDDENLY SHOUTING and a kick through a 5 inch thick wooden door directed at some ambiguously gay autist, followed by one of your guys telling him to clean his mess up because his replacement is on her way.

I was shit talking Jet yesterday, but to his credit the kid has the patience to deal with difficult spergs like Jon and Cole. Sam has no patience at all, which is hilarious. Sam talks all the time about how rage is not useful and never accomplishes anything, but then he does what he did yesterday lol.
 
Interesting... I wonder who's lying here. Is Sam saying this so he doesn't seem like a TRT freak, or is Cole saying he got kicked to save face somehow?
They could both think they're right. I didn't watch Coles interview but he apparently thinks he got kicked off when Ben came in and told him to pack it up because they found his replacement. Cole actually did up and pack up on the spot after this, when before he was just kind of waiting around not doing shit. Sam might not have been aware of this interaction at all, since I think he was doing other stuff in the house at the time, so when Cole came downstairs they assume it was voluntary. Basically everyone is retarded. I wonder if Cole actually would want to come back but based on what he's said after the show he wants to be done with everything relating to this.
 
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Who is lying here
 
They could both think they're right. I didn't watch Coles interview but he apparently thinks he got kicked off when Ben came in and told him to pack it up because they found his replacement. Cole actually did up and pack up on the spot after this, when before he was just kind of waiting around not doing shit. Sam might not have been aware of this interaction at all, since I think he was doing other stuff in the house at the time, so when Cole came downstairs they assume it was voluntary. Basically everyone is retarded. I wonder if Cole actually would want to come back but based on what he's said after the show he wants to be done with everything relating to this.
I think Cole is done. I’m sure his family is not pleased with the doxxing and I’m sure unfortunately they’re receiving calls, messages, etc. because the idiot didn’t think to conceal his identity.
If he goes back he falls out of favor with the family and leaves them open to harassment the longer he’s on and he obviously doesn’t need the money and probably has a bad taste in his mouth after Sam roid raged on him when he was crying like a bitch and talking shit about production and season one.
 
however I would argue that the show has never been in a worse spot.
I think it's a matter of perspective and I also think people might be exaggerating how season 1 was like at a similar time, based on stuff that happens later in that season. I would say that the current tank has interesting characters right now but I can agree they might not exactly have chemistry. Jimmy has a serious outward personality but no one really...does anything with that. They talk to him like he's a normal, completely serious character outside of when he does something really outlandish which is just met with laughter. They only talk about any dislike or criticisms when he's out of the room but literally no one confronts him on the crazy shit he says. This is why the freeloaders need to get in there and do some real shit because if you leave the fish all to themselves then they're just gonna lounge around and do barely anything. When Cole was playing xbox by himself, almost all the fish were in B3 almost completely silent the entire fucking time, Tay was sleeping in B1 I think. the fish need the freeloaders and crew to bounce off of and make them interact in interesting ways, which I think they are capable of.
 
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Letty is back. Anyone know what pics she's referring to? Maybe the one going around of her and Jet joking about her getting Cole eliminated?

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I think Cole is done. I’m sure his family is not pleased with the doxxing and I’m sure unfortunately they’re receiving calls, messages, etc. because the idiot didn’t think to conceal his identity.
If he goes back he falls out of favor with the family and leaves them open to harassment the longer he’s on and he obviously doesn’t need the money and probably has a bad taste in his mouth after Sam roid raged on him when he was crying like a bitch and talking shit about production and season one.
He kinda did protect his identity though? He doesn't have a Twitter, his Discord account is brand new, his Instagram has like 3 posts with no information on

We only know his last name because the Fishtank producers were leaking it in the Fishtoys bit
 
In the midst of it's over, I found there was, within me, an invincible we are back.
And that makes me happy. For it says that no matter how hard the world pushes against content, there’s something stronger – something better, pushing right back. People being retarded.
 
It could be the misunderstanding theory. Cole wasn’t actually packing and Ben came up and told him to pack his shit and that his replacement was on the way. Cole took this as his “elimination” because an official crew member told him to leave. A severe misunderstanding. Curious to see how this plays out.

Edit: if he does return they already have a good set up to tell the other fish. Something like Cole’s family paid for him to be back on the show or they were funding the show and they pulled out when he was kicked
 
as much as I love cole, bringing him back is actually a nightmare.

it would basically require giving him special treatment, and for the rest of the show cole would be essentially untouchable showing everyone that he has production by the balls. I think he might be more powerful than Josie at this point.

from cole's perspective as well he has nothing to gain and everything to lose by going back. sam and jet would probably attempt to poison his reputation and goodwill so that they can reduce his clout to nothing and then kick him again once everyone hates him.


cole truly bwoke the fishtank
 
It could be the misunderstanding theory. Cole wasn’t actually packing and Ben came up and told him to pack his shit and that his replacement was on the way. Cole took this as his “elimination” because an official crew member told him to leave. A severe misunderstanding. Curious to see how this plays out.
That's likely what happened. Cole was awkwardly pretending that he didn't just get screamed at by teacher and mimed packing, Ben assumed he was really about to go and told him to hurry up, Cole took this as his official elimination and left.

If Sam would actually take a hand in things and not just show up to kick doors in and do his shitty plantation owner bit, production would go so much smoother.
 
Interesting... I wonder who's lying here. Is Sam saying this so he doesn't seem like a TRT freak, or is Cole saying he got kicked to save face somehow?

Edit: Cole response (thanks to @no-exit in the chat)
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With the two that left voluntarily there was some sort of announcement or theatrics involved. Maybe they wanted to try not giving them any attention for leaving, but it seems suspicious as fuck.

Either way if someones lying they got to have something recorded down there for the edit right?
 
That's likely what happened. Cole was awkwardly pretending that he didn't just get screamed at by teacher and mimed packing, Ben assumed he was really about to go and told him to hurry up, Cole took this as his official elimination and left.

If Sam would actually take a hand in things and not just show up to kick doors in and do his shitty plantation owner bit, production would go so much smoother.
I wouldn’t be surprised if crew also has no idea what’s going on and acts independently which is why things make absolutely no sense
 
Thinking that these people are all actors
It could be the misunderstanding theory. Cole wasn’t actually packing and Ben came up and told him to pack his shit and that his replacement was on the way. Cole took this as his “elimination” because an official crew member told him to leave. A severe misunderstanding. Curious to see how this plays out.

Edit: if he does return they already have a good set up to tell the other fish. Something like Cole’s family paid for him to be back on the show or they were funding the show and they pulled out when he was kicked
They will reset the show and have Cole as the Judge because his family bought Fishtank, Also Jet will be a freeloader because he is homeless now
 
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