Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Drama Fan]

He flips out when he's told not to drink too much at Christmas.

Every other setting that he lived in that provided rules and structure did not work well for Josh: Living at home, school, Job Corp, Wendy's...

The idea this is to do with parenting, or his environment, and not some serious developmental issue - which is highly likely to be congenital, given they recognised he was odd as early as the age of 2 - is most of the time people trying to get on their high horse about all this shit. How many of these people have children, let alone a child like Josh - probably very few.

Clint obviously isn't perfect, I don't agree with some of what he says - but it's clear there's nothing that can be done to "fix" Josh. It's probably a none starter, but the best he could do is try to limit Josh's internet streaming.

I don't think anyone is delusional enough to think a different environment would "fix" Cobes, but I do think he'd benefit from an environment that would severely limit his alcohol and fast food intake. In an optimal situation they might even get him to start brushing his teeth! But I agree that it's an extremely optimistic outlook.
With that said, he's probably gotten to the point where he's far to stuck in his ways to ever give up his "independent" lifestyle now. Even if by some miracle he did get put in a home and actually managed to adapt to the more restrictive, healthier living conditions I have 100% confidence that reddit retards would act like this was somehow a supreme moral failing on Cobes' part and try to do anything they could to get him kicked out.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I don't think anyone is delusional enough to think a different environment would "fix" Cobes, but I do think he'd benefit from an environment that would severely limit his alcohol and fast food intake. In an optimal situation they might even get him to start brushing his teeth! But I agree that it's an extremely optimistic outlook.
With that said, he's probably gotten to the point where he's far to stuck in his ways to ever give up his "independent" lifestyle now. Even if by some miracle he did get put in a home and actually managed to adapt to the more restrictive, healthier living conditions I have 100% confidence that reddit retards would act like this was somehow a supreme moral failing on Cobes' part and try to do anything they could to get him kicked out.

Nobody here, but plenty of people talk about Clint as if Cobes' behaviour is a direct result of his parenting, and his inability to provide him some form of discipline.

It's clear Cobes' would benefit from brushing his teeth, not drinking and not eating fast food or bogritos for every meal - but this is the crux of his most serious issues, he doesn't want to get better. Even when his front tooth literally snapped he acknowledged that it did so because he doesn't brush and yet his response to this was "no point in starting now". He can lay out all the facts, understand them and understand why a certain course of action would be to his benefit and still turn around and just say "Not doing it". When someone has this propensity to make illogical and self-harming decisions so consistently - is it even possible for them to truly learn?

I'm not a psychologist, but looking at Josh he looks like he has some amount of Pathological Demand Avoidance, hence he refuses to do basic things such as brushing his teeth, and normal attempts to coerce him into this behaviour all but fail. Even if he doesn't, he's still clearly so stubborn about not improving his own life the best his family can do is just try to have some positive influence from a bit of a distance.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Josh could do everything right and his life will still be very difficult because he's an obscenely hideous man based on poor genetics he has no control over. Brushing his teeth and taking showers is not going to help him socially.

Now add on top of that he's financially rewarded more than ever for continuing these self-destructive habits.

Good luck trying to talk any sense into him.

 

[Eyesore City]

The only “lolcow” I’ve ever took it personally and hated them is like Burger Planet but even then it’s not worth the effort to get worked up over him. The lengths these retards go to troll is absolutely INSANE and on the level of retardation of Josh himself.

Check out this absolute retard who spent $300+ on door dashing troll groceries to Josh on Christmas and didn’t even get the address right. Imagine this shit, it’s Christmas Day, most people are with friends and family and this guy is sitting around organizing a $300+ door dash delivery to troll some random retard in Wyoming and can’t even get the right address so some random person ended up with his retarded grocery order for no reason.

Jesus fuckin Christ imagine the thought process and having literally nothing else to do on Christmas or to do with $300 on Christmas. “Gifts for friends? Naw. Gifts for family? Hell no. Holiday donation to a charity? lol gay. I know! I’m gonna burn my hard earned $300+ on tryin to troll a retard and it not even going to the right person” even if this loser didn’t fuck up the address what would he get? Reddit upvotes? Fucking hell dude get a grip and put your life together. I can’t think of a sadder way to spend your Christmas Day and hard earned cash.



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Looks like his account got nuked. Viewing the other user (gothicdrinkcombos), there is another subreddit about Clint (/r/ClintSaunders).

Unrelated but since I don't get on reddit often, I noticed /r/theboglim was banned 9 months ago. That place was an even worse cesspool of Cobra alogs.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Looks like his account got nuked. Viewing the other user (gothicdrinkcombos), there is another subreddit about Clint (/r/ClintSaunders).

Unrelated but since I don't get on reddit often, I noticed /r/theboglim was banned 9 months ago. That place was an even worse cesspool of Cobra alogs.

They are currently dunking on Clint for making a post about phoning the mother of an Alog. Personally, I think that's hilarious - speaks volumes about the calibre of person they are.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

I'm gonna side with papa nips on this one. Don't dish it if you can't take it or at the very least practice good digital opsec.

However those are two things it seems cobras most dedicated and deranged trolls will never understand.

Edit: it seems the circles outside of KF have made a funny meme using a cobra clip.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

I know i´m super late, but I just wanted to say, It doesn´t matter if that asshole in reddit was baiting or lying (what I also think that it´s very possible because...come on) imagine being literally related to the alcoholic crazy Boglim, it sounds like torture, hellish torture

 

[You're MDNWU]

Hasn't Clint previously called a neghole pozzer's place of work before after they messaged/called Clint to complain about Cobra? Or was that just more Reddit lore?

Regardless, tf did they think was gonna happen? Josh's phrases/ideas to get back at the trolls come directly from Clint. Clint is just slightly smarter than Cobes to better implement them and even gets to pull the 'father and teacher of a disabled retard' card when he decides to play their own game against them.

 

[AnOminous]

I've always been skeptical of ppl who suggest that Cobes would be better off in a group home.

They're not going to admit a falling down drunk duster-huffing vomiting lunatic anyway so it's moot.

 

[Duck Duck No]

They're not going to admit a falling down drunk duster-huffing vomiting lunatic anyway so it's moot.

Agreed, but some folks (especially on Reddit) think this is a viable option.

 

[Cougar Pump]

Josh could do everything right and his life will still be very difficult because he's an obscenely hideous man based on poor genetics he has no control over. Brushing his teeth and taking showers is not going to help him socially.

Nah, Josh would look OK (just fine, not stunning) with proper grooming, better diet, contact lenses, and dressing appropriately. Stuff normal adult men can manage but likely beyond Cobes' functional level. Even if he was capable, he actively rebels against any perceived normalcy. But it's all 100% a head game, there's nothing inherently freakish about Cobes's appearance, underneath all his poor choices. Unlike, say, Cyraxx.

 

[AnOminous]

Nah, Josh would look OK (just fine, not stunning) with proper grooming, better diet, contact lenses, and dressing appropriately.

He'd still be bald, his teeth would still be broken, blackened stumps, and he'd never look even as normal as he looked a few years ago.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Nah, Josh would look OK (just fine, not stunning) with proper grooming, better diet, contact lenses, and dressing appropriately. Stuff normal adult men can manage but likely beyond Cobes' functional level. Even if he was capable, he actively rebels against any perceived normalcy. But it's all 100% a head game, there's nothing inherently freakish about Cobes's appearance, underneath all his poor choices. Unlike, say, Cyraxx.

Personally, I think he´s in the point of no return, think how stubborn is a chronic alcoholic, now add that this said chronic alcoholic is a selfish, beligerant literal retard, nothing and nobody can fix him now

 

[Slim Boglim]

Looks like his account got nuked. Viewing the other user (gothicdrinkcombos), there is another subreddit about Clint (/r/ClintSaunders).

Unrelated but since I don't get on reddit often, I noticed /r/theboglim was banned 9 months ago. That place was an even worse cesspool of Cobra alogs.

Naw it still exists it is called r/The_Boglim That place is so bad cause the mods on the original sub (back when they actually moderated) started perma banning people and everybody that got permabanned made their own sub that explicitly has no rules which is why it’s so chock full of schitzo’s and A-logs. Though the main sub is mostly unmoderated now it seems so the_boglim has basically become irrelevant since the community sentiment overall has progressed to the point that A-logging is accepted and encouraged. Still safe to say the people there are old school a-logs who’ve been permanently banned or people that are so egregious in their behavior that they force the mods to actually step in. They used to be a little overzealous until all the mods seemingly disappeared overnight but nowadays the Jannie’s seemingly are permanently asleep so that is to say to say new people posting on the boglim cause they were perma banned from the main sub these must be real pieces of work

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Trench foot update from the Christmas apology

Spoiler: NSFL probably

 

[D_Tractor]

Hasn't Clint previously called a neghole pozzer's place of work before after they messaged/called Clint to complain about Cobra? Or was that just more Reddit lore?

Regardless, tf did they think was gonna happen? Josh's phrases/ideas to get back at the trolls come directly from Clint. Clint is just slightly smarter than Cobes to better implement them and even gets to pull the 'father and teacher of a disabled retard' card when he decides to play their own game against them.

A guy contacted gynecomastiadad to warn him about the duster using his real phone number and clint left a nasty review for his business on Google

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Gothie has tried with numerous ugly guys online with any following, and they all turned her down. She really deserves her own thread here, but there's not much people can say other than "She's being an obnoxious cunt again this stream."

Her ex is in prison for kidnapping, and is suspected in a murder (he did it).

This new girl he's talking to is just as insane as Gothie, just in different ways. Both LOVE their speed too.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Fuck BAPE. I don’t give a fuck…I’m never gonna stop hating BAPE. I don’t give a fuck. Fuck BAPE. Badass who hates BAPE. I’ll cum to that, oh wait, already did.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Her ex is in prison for kidnapping, and is suspected in a murder (he did it).

This new girl he's talking to is just as insane as Gothie, just in different ways. Both LOVE their speed too.

Meth seems to be a running theme with Cobraverse side characters.

 

[curbside2]

Can someone give me Josh’s actual height? I’ve seen people say he’s short and people say he’s over 6’0.