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[Clem Fandango]

Why can't women just be happy? Or more specifically, why do they always seem to depend on others for their happiness?

The other day I'm just chilling on the sofa, watching Taskmaster, having a beer. Content. The boy's been put to bed, time to just relax for a bit.

The missus comes in and sees this, and she's like "Oh, I see you've sorted yourself out!". Like....yes? What's wrong with that? I didn't need anything from anyone else. I just got the beer from the fridge, and stuck More4 on the telly. Not hard.

Can women not do this for some reason? Is it only true happiness if someone else gets a beer for them? Or is it just that seeing how little a man even needs to be happy is somehow frustrating to them?

What is wrong with women? I seriously don't get it sometimes.

 

[JamusActimus]

Why can't women just be happy? Or more specifically, why do they always seem to depend on others for their happiness?

The other day I'm just chilling on the sofa, watching Taskmaster, having a beer. Content. The boy's been put to bed, time to just relax for a bit.

The missus comes in and sees this, and she's like "Oh, I see you've sorted yourself out!". Like....yes? What's wrong with that? I didn't need anything from anyone else. I just got the beer from the fridge, and stuck More4 on the telly. Not hard.

Can women not do this for some reason? Is it only true happiness if someone else gets a beer for them? Or is it just that seeing how little a man even needs to be happy is somehow frustrating to them?

What is wrong with women? I seriously don't get it sometimes.

We are more neurotic on average than women but that true peace of mind and cozy feeling is truly a man trait.


The idea with your miss is that if she is not happy, calm and cozy then you don't deserve to be calm, happy and cozy.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Aren't you supposed to be some high IQ Chinesoid? Well post some high IQ shit nigga and source it correctly.

No, MMS China is the guy that got banned for posting porn as content all the time in every thread.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Why can't women just be happy? Or more specifically, why do they always seem to depend on others for their happiness?

The other day I'm just chilling on the sofa, watching Taskmaster, having a beer. Content. The boy's been put to bed, time to just relax for a bit.

The missus comes in and sees this, and she's like "Oh, I see you've sorted yourself out!". Like....yes? What's wrong with that? I didn't need anything from anyone else. I just got the beer from the fridge, and stuck More4 on the telly. Not hard.

Can women not do this for some reason? Is it only true happiness if someone else gets a beer for them? Or is it just that seeing how little a man even needs to be happy is somehow frustrating to them?

What is wrong with women? I seriously don't get it sometimes.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Why can't women just be happy? Or more specifically, why do they always seem to depend on others for their happiness?

Probably not getting a good dose of the sausage shoved up in there.

 

[Stasi]

The reality is all of these Manosphere podcasters fucking suck. They're all lying grifters who are sexual deviants in one form or another. The Manosphere is completely FILLED with Lolcows that KiwiFarms hasn't even scratched the surface of.

And hypocrites. Like that Kevin Samuel guy, he would (rightly) light up women at the drop of a hat for any reason but when one of them would call up and ask something like "my man keeps cheating on me what do I do" his advice was "Its a man's nature to cheat, that's who we are, you need to accept it and be a better wife to your kang" lmao, fuck off buddy.

Work out your social muscles so you can handle an hour long conversation. That's all the advice you need.

This one is probably more important than any of the others. Know plenty of average guys in successful relationships with attractive women. On the flip side, if you are good looking but an anti social sped good luck getting anything beyond a sloppy one night stand from a club. Used to work with a guy who looked like the gigachad meme - 6'2, muscular, face looked like it was chiselled from marble but the guy had no personality. One time he had a breakdown at the bar after work and started telling all the guys how he struggled to find a girlfriend, couldn't talk to women and was depressed because of it.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

No no, eating you own nut is leagues gayer besides. If women were good at sex they'd know how to get off doing it.

They rarely know how to masturbate. Being good at sex is asking too much. "Guys are so simple to get off" yet they never seem to be able to.

 

[The Heartthrob]

I think the redpill/manosphere types have some good ideas if you drill down. About 10% of PUA stuff is just your basic Becky 'believe in yourself' type of stuff, which would be fairly unremarkable were it not for the relative paucity of other content that tells that to young men. The other 90% seems to be attempting to trick women into sleeping with them. And I think there's an extreme shortage of people that will be honest and drop the LARP that women are these innocent creatures that see the good in you if you really try, and if they reject you it's your fault for being a creep, sonny jim. Someone needs to be straight up and tell dudes that if another guy has a better hair and more money in the bank, she'll probably go for that guy over you. And as unfortunate as it is, sometimes being a total shithead works with the ladies. But being completely blackpilled about women is just as dangerous an extreme as thinking all women are saints that never go for shitty guys. I think current-day Sam Hyde strikes that balance pretty well in his livestreams, but it's extremely hard to take him seriously knowing he's probably a sexual degenerate behind the scenes like the rest.

No. They don't. You want dating advice? Go to the gym. Get big. Get rich. Get used to rejection and go hit on women until you're comfortable doing it and no longer an awkward fuck. Work out your social muscles so you can handle an hour long conversation. That's all the advice you need.

What do PUAs do? They sell you that advice I just gave you for free. They ALL do this. Any Manosphere creator that charges money for their advice or "packages" to become an alpha male are lying grifters. They sell you tips on making Instagram photos. They sell you "professional consulting on making professional alpha male looking LinkedIn profiles". They offer "text message consultation" for texting women. And they sell these "professional" services for THOUSANDS of dollars. They take advantage of the desperate lonely guys who just have no confidence and self esteem because they had bad luck with women and they milk it for all it's worth. They charge these naive men who want nothing more than some help and advice for egregious amounts of their hard earned cash. They promise them the world and lie to their faces while they steal from their wallets. And you know what they do with all that money? THEY TURN AROUND AND FUCK AND MARRY ONLYFANS GIRLS AND E-THOTS!!!!!

So you know what? FUCK PICK UP ROACHES! The only thing worse in modern society than these despotic hoes is these fucking ROACHES who milk it for cash.

Kill all PUAs. Behead PUAs. Steamroll PUAs. Crush PUAs to death. Hang PUAs. Cut PUAs in half. Burn PUAs alive. Castrate PUAs. Death to ALL PUAs.

That's what I liked about the MRM. The good parts weren't about women at all. It was more about mending relationships between men. Learning genuine independence and self-love, thanking your dad for doing his best and giving him a hug, helping a buddy out of a bad relationship, etc. Basically all of the shit that keeps a man from becoming totally isolated and killing himself.

When pro-men became anti-feminist and MGTOW became incel, all of that was lost. You can't really tell feminists not to dogpile men and scream their ears off or grifters not to take advantage of the weak and pitiful.

 

[Yitler]

Apollo moon landings are more believable than a woman being reasonable and showing accountability for her actions

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

This one is probably more important than any of the others. Know plenty of average guys in successful relationships with attractive women. On the flip side, if you are good looking but an anti social sped good luck getting anything beyond a sloppy one night stand from a club. Used to work with a guy who looked like the gigachad meme - 6'2, muscular, face looked like it was chiselled from marble but the guy had no personality. One time he had a breakdown at the bar after work and started telling all the guys how he struggled to find a girlfriend, couldn't talk to women and was depressed because of it.

I know some people like that, they're pretty jacked, making money, job security and options for the future. All that. They can't find a girl and they mull endlessly about what they need to do. The only one in that group with a longtime partner is the chunky guy that according to their logic would be perma-single. The difference, I think, is that if you talk to that guy for two minutes you've got a good sense of his personality and where he is in life. No posturing or pretense.

The funniest ones are a couple of guys that have come up with a strange, strange peacocking tactic: they talk about dealing in stocks on facebook. Endlessly. They post at each other about stocks, buying stocks, selling stocks, stock developments, they go into conversations/group and soon they start to talk about... stocks. They don't have any money, they're just shuffling around hundreds of euros. At most.

 

[The Heartthrob]

They rarely know how to masturbate. Being good at sex is asking too much. "Guys are so simple to get off" yet they never seem to be able to.

Everyone talks about how women need to be mentally stimulated during sex, but men need it too (just not to the same extent I'd wager). Just because you can tug on a guy until he cums doesn't mean it was a good lay. Even your technique is gonna suffer greatly unless you at least try to connect on some level. If your mindset going in is "let's get it over with", you can't really be surprised when he ends up getting sexually frustrated and/or self-conscious and things start to fall apart.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Do any of those PUA faggots ever actually get all the pussy they claim to get? I think I remember an entry on them on ED (Encyclopedia Dramatica but may also be Erectile Dysfunction) where they had a meet up and non of them got laid.

The funniest ones are a couple of guys that have come up with a strange, strange peacocking tactic: they talk about dealing in stocks on facebook. Endlessly. They post at each other about stocks, buying stocks, selling stocks, stock developments, they go into conversations/group and soon they start to talk about... stocks. They don't have any money, they're just shuffling around hundreds of euros. At most.

I had a friend who dated this girl who always got hit on by these types of guys. She's a genuinely nice girl and had big booba so she gets a lot of attention, but strangely, it was always from guys offering her to become an escort or guys bragging about their business and investments.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

The good parts weren't about women at all. It was more about mending relationships between men. Learning genuine independence and self-love, thanking your dad for doing his best and giving him a hug, helping a buddy out of a bad relationship, etc. Basically all of the shit that keeps a man from becoming totally isolated and killing himself.

Yeah, I'm not into that. I'm a very firm despiser of weakness and anyone who has to affirm their love for themselves sounds like a desperate and pathetic nonce to me. The whole concept and idea of mental health isn't just lost to me, I'm outright vitriolic towards it. Depression disgusts me and sickens me. I view people with it as fucking losers, and to date I've been right. If you need a musclebound Chad on YouTube telling you that you're scum and should work harder or that you're not worthless, you're a fucking Lolcow level loser.

People need to accept nobody gives a rats anus about whether they're happy or not. Only you do. And you're literally the only person who can make yourself happy. The key to not being depressed and sad is simply not being depressed. When you stop accepting it as an acceptable mental state, you'll never be there again.

 

[Stasi]

Do any of those PUA faggots ever actually get all the pussy they claim to get? I think I remember an entry on them on ED (Encyclopedia Dramatica but may also be Erectile Dysfunction) where they had a meet up and non of them got laid.

Nah its all fake and gay, loads of them got exposed for doing fake pickup videos and paying hookers to pretend to be picked up by them. Here is an old BBC (not the 4chan kind) video about some of these PUAs. The presenter is dunking on them the whole time and I don't think any of them realise. When asked to demonstrate their amazing PUA techniques they either flat out refuse or bomb hilariously. The one of the guy talking to the Italian woman is actually painful to watch.

 

[Jurassic park]

Everyone talks about how women need to be mentally stimulated during sex, but men need it too (just not to the same extent I'd wager). Just because you can tug on a guy until he cums doesn't mean it was a good lay. Even your technique is gonna suffer greatly unless you at least try to connect on some level. If your mindset going in is "let's get it over with", you can't really be surprised when he ends up getting sexually frustrated and/or self-conscious and things start to fall apart.

Figuring shit out with someone is always awkward and if they're not invested in doing it then it won't work. Everyone has different angles and ways to be touched to make things happen. If you do it wrong it's going to hurt or get you no where. I don't understand how people have one night stands and hook up through apps. It takes time to learn how to make your preferences align with someone else so you both get satisfaction. How does masturbating with the village bike's used up holes do anything for you? It's more effort than spanking the monkey with some lube.

Yeah, I'm not into that. I'm a very firm despiser of weakness and anyone who has to affirm their love for themselves sounds like a desperate and pathetic nonce to me. The whole concept and idea of mental health isn't just lost to me, I'm outright vitriolic towards it. Depression disgusts me and sickens me. I view people with it as fucking losers, and to date I've been right. If you need a musclebound Chad on YouTube telling you that you're scum and should work harder or that you're not worthless, you're a fucking Lolcow level loser.

People need to accept nobody gives a rats anus about whether they're happy or not. Only you do. And you're literally the only person who can make yourself happy. The key to not being depressed and sad is simply not being depressed. When you stop accepting it as an acceptable mental state, you'll never be there again.

You sound like someone who's never faced any real problems in life. If your wife and kids just died in a car accident you're going to be depressed and there is nothing you can do about it. You should thank God you've never had any real difficulties in life.

 

[PhoBingas]

The average w*man

To be fair, you have to have pretty deep pockets to look after marine mammals. Any guy wanting to get with her would probably need a like 20,000 gallon saltwater tank and probably like $500 in fish a day to feed her.

I wish we could send these manosphere podcasters our ladies from the Man Hate thread.

Send over Android Raptor and they'd probably string up live on air.

Bro just confessed to liking the taste of cum

This thread's great, I gotta pop in more often

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Girls smell good and are soft. They also have boobs. How can you hate that?

 

[DavidS877]

Girls smell good and are soft. They also have boobs. How can you hate that?

So does a steak. Except the boobs part.

 

[KittyGremlin]

The cougar meme is a psyop designed to convince me that I should want to date old roasts. Literally the only thing anyone can say to recommend them is "but she's got experience bro". Which is code for she's taken MORE DICKS. "muh experience" is such a fucking cope it's unreal. Should I send the dudes that slid into my girlfriend before me a thank-you card now?

Also, never forget that they can date men 20 years younger than them and they're a badass girlboss boss bitch, but if you date a woman more than 5 years younger than you, that's a heckin' pedophilia and a heckin' power imbalance. You don't want that woman, she's basically a child. You want a woman that's taken MORE DICKS.

Well that's another sigma strategy employed right here, bitch and complain so much you don't need an auxiliary bitch in your life ever again.

But then again, maybe you should take some dicks too, to even the score?

 

[Johnny Salami]

Send over Android Raptor and they'd probably string up live on air.

You hear that, @Android raptor? You need to get on one of these manosphere ppodcastamd stir shit. the PUA fears the female autist

And hypocrites. Like that Kevin Samuel guy, he would (rightly) light up women at the drop of a hat for any reason but when one of them would call up and ask something like "my man keeps cheating on me what do I do" his advice was "Its a man's nature to cheat, that's who we are, you need to accept it and be a better wife to your kang" lmao, fuck off buddy.

Yeah. Especially when they shit on women for dating guys that cheat on them but then justifying their cheating because they're High-value men. Especially when their main source of income comes from currycels and faggots.

Honestly the terms HVM and HVF have been cancer on the dating scene, especially when every used up single mother and Wendy's manager calls themselves high value.

When pro-men became anti-feminist and MGTOW became incel, all of that was lost.

MGTOW always appealed to incels. An incel who feels they're making the choice by being out of the dating market will try to justify their loneliness, and get other men on the same misery plane as them (same thing with old ladies telling young girls to whore out and a nice guys will save them). In reality nobody cares many of these guys have left the dating market.