Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

S.C.U.D. said:
What disgusts me the most about that tweet is not the cheeses he chose, but why he chose them. He views cheese as a topping, not a food to be enjoyed in its own right. It's very American.
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Yeah, it's not a terrible list anyway, even though he got there in the dumbest way possible.

Mozzarella is not a terrible base for lots of things, it melts well and also works on its own or with vegetables, would probably go for a Gouda as a base cheese instead though.
Cheddar is kind of redundant if you have the Gouda already for slices, and doesn't melt as well anyway, probably something with more attitude, Feta is nice and a somewhat crumbly cheese for salads and the like.
Bleu is less of a specific cheese and more of a range that have those edible molds added so it's cheating anyway. You'd want something soft here to round it all out, maybe a nice Camembert.

That's just off the top of my head but would cover most if not all of your cheesy needs as applicable. I have seen Rick (fat) post the food he eats at bars though, I doubt he really has any sense of taste, that would just get in the way of him shoveling calories into his mouth.

Edit: Gouda is a proper noun how shameful of me.
 
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Lemmings said:
We should have a special rule that says Patrick is the only cow that is allowed to be tipped because the more time he spends on Twitter responding to stranger the ess time he has to threaten to kill his ex-wife and daughter and less time his family has to suffer his presence. Truly an act of community service
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how about we just laugh at the dumb fat guy and shitpost about him?
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
how about we just laugh at the dumb fat guy and shitpost about him?
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Agreed. If he threatened to kill his ex-wife again that would be extremely funny because he would Enjoy Prison. Why would we pass up the opportunity to see that (excluding the fact that retrieving my sides from orbit would be a bit awkward)?
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
how about we just laugh at the dumb fat guy and shitpost about him?
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Hey man, occasionally it's fun to high road him, especially his shit tastes in just about everything. Beer, vehicles, cheese, wives, you name it, he's probably stupid and fat about it. He can threaten me with prison all he wants but I will remain adamant that the best he's likely to ever enjoy is mediocrity if he's supremely lucky. Which he isn't, he's too fat.
 
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Busy morning dealing with stalkers.
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S.C.U.D. said:
Pat shares his favorite cheeses. @Null your thoughts?
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Can tell you right now that this is a lie. He says bleu cheese is for salads but he spent his entire life in Wisconsin. If he ever ate a salad (highly doubtable), he doused those 3 leaves in half a gallon of ranch dressing. Fatrick is lying yet again
 
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Null said:
The only three he can find at walmart...
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Here's a sad Wisconsin cheese fact.

If one wants whole milk mozzarella for your pizza one can get that at Walmart. Visit the 'cheese capitol of the world' and their 'cheese museum' (based on their billboards the city and building self-ID) - nope. Mars cheese castle - nope. If Patrick walks to the local whole foods (actually across the street from Hooligans) to have a drink along with being the only spot in the state to buy a wenslydale? Nope - they have fresh mozzarella but not whole milk mozzarella unless it is already on a pizza.

If Patrick goes downtown to the "deer district" the Wisconsin Cheese Mart does have a 3 lbs loaf. Downside to the 3bls size - the fresh stuff molds faster than most so you best have a use plan.
 
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Yep the “salad” thing is a lie. Fat is the very epitome of a salad-dodger.
Also, what about Romano, paneer, feta, brie, halloumi, fuck man I’m no chef but we use these on the regular in our meals, I’m sure there are also plenty of other and better cheeses. Fatty is deciding on which three cheeses he wants on top of his disgusting bar counter meals.
ETA: how could I forget one of the kings of cheese, halloumi!
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
What disgusts me the most about that tweet is not the cheeses he chose, but why he chose them. He views cheese as a topping, not a food to be enjoyed in its own right. It's very American.
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He has Jack Scalfani levels of food plebbery. "ME LIKE CHEEZ GUD," shoots spray cheese directly into mouth from can.
 
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Not exactly news of any kind but Jabba-The-Pat is now openly declaring that when he is threatening stalker childs with a life in prison, it is *not* because they are all sekritly the same people who dun did swat him six trillion times among a thousand other crimes against porcinity, but because the very act of calling him fat and a faggot and possessing of the bitch tits on twitter is in and of itself a serious criminal offence that the FBI will inevitably be arresting us all for
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I AM NOT IN DANGER CHILD, I AM THE DANGER.....ously obese
 
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Judge Holden said:
Not exactly news of any kind but Jabba-The-Pat is now openly declaring that when he is threatening stalker childs with a life in prison, it is *not* because they are all sekritly the same people who dun did swat him six trillion times among a thousand other crimes against porcinity, but because the very act of calling him fat and a faggot and possessing of the bitch tits on twitter is in and of itself a serious criminal offence that the FBI will inevitably be arresting us all for
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I... I don't know how to tell you this Pat, but randos calling you fat on Twitter.com, a public town Square YOU choose to participate in, is protected speech.

They aren't trespassing on your property, following you in a white van with a satellite dish, simply making fun of you with the information YOU provide
 
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He’s now claiming that the end is nigh for the pests. I think he’s shitfaced again.

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Lookin throo his timeline he seems to be....in an act of jawdropping fucking irony even after all we have seen.....desperately flailing to get the attention of MTG about how to fight da torswats terrorists so he can get a crumb of the attention she is getting, if not straight up jump aboard whatever bandwagon she might create for it
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Not every day you see a pig try to mate with a camel
 
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