Salah should be down on his hairy bitch knees thanking Kaibella, his chosen toilet, for her generous editing skills, because we have all seen the outline of his boyhood in his sweatpants/shorts. She could have used a pencil width editing tool instead of a sharpie and we would still have full coverage.
Before she deleted her "I love him/I'm taking him back/I'm 700 lbs and married to a rape fantasist but he's my loooove" video she said something like "he never told me he was into that... from now on he's being honest about his fetishes, I'll try to fulfill them... I don't know if I can fulfill all of them but..." So Chantal is steeling herself for a golden shower and a restful night under Salah's mattress that he poops on her through?
They're so disgusting and stupid, and somehow still boring. They're really a perfect couple. I'm glad they found eachother. I hope before Chantal plays toilet with her handsomest man she makes him her famous cat hair C-Diff diarrhea meatloaf. Gotta keep the relationship spicy after a whole year of completely legitimate wedded bliss.
ETA It's almost a little bit sad that both parties in this perfect couple were so intent on the mutual grift that they never just fully honestly disclosed their true nature, because they are right for eachother.
"Hi, I'm a degenerate sex fiend who needs a woman to pay my way, I'm functionally retarded, and I'd like to poop on you!" "Oh, I'm a failed youtuber squirreling money from the Canadian tax revenue agency and if you poop on me I'll never know, because I can't wipe, smell like feces all the time, and I'd never notice the smell. I'm also legally blind so I'd be happy to tell the world how handsome you are via song that will have my viewers gouging their ears and intentionally deafening themselves"
"Oh, sounds good. Let's book you an aisle on the next flight and I'll load up on prunes. Yallah!"
Salah's song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafRE74JGZ8