Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ducktales4gameboy]

My bet is that he pushes it back until Feburary and makes up some excuse as to why it's not January and then gets extremely irritated whenever anyone brings it up, to the point where he uses the irritation as an excuse for canceling sober Feburary a few days before it starts.

Off topic, but why are sonic fans so fucked? I've only known one person IRL who was a "sonic fan" and he was insane like you'd expect.

I think it's inevitable when you look at any fanbase for a property where the plot was an afterthought and the characters are shallow enough to project on without violating canon. They all wind up gazing at clouds and turning into weird fan theory/fiction turbo autism hugboxes which self-perpetuate as young kids get pulled in. Still better to see kids telling spooky stories about evil sonic or minecraft mobs than getting pulled into troon/groomer bullshit, but given the horrifying stuff we've seen in the roblox investigatory threads it looks like there's no real escape from it.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Not trying to start that debate again but I had to stop by and say that tonight I heard a verbal IRL (joking) reference made to American Beauty for the first time in my life. I said in a previous post that I had never heard of it before Nick started obsessing over it.

It was pretty surreal. It almost felt like forbidden knowledge that the other guy wasn't supposed to share with the class lmfao. This better not happen again else I may not he powerful enough yo withstand the Vietballdo flashbacks.

 

[Anticipointment]

Does Ty still have any influence over Nick’s inheritance money or assets? With Ty on, it was like Nick had slipped into a new personality that was in stark contrast to his usual character. The few times I glanced at chat there were people tagging Ty urging him to talk to Nick about his drinking or to do an intervention. I doubt Ty watches Nick regularly & likely isn’t aware of what Nick gets up to when he’s not on. Nick may have been trying to get ahead of Ty being concerned that he’s an out of control drunk.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

What is it with cows and pills?

You're really asking why people on drugs are retarded?

 

[Strix454]

Does Ty still have any influence over Nick’s inheritance money or assets?

Ty Beard was likely involved in his grandparents estate and any trusts that were formed out of it. He would likely be in close contact with Nick's parents and perhaps influential in their financial decisions. He is someone that Nick might be careful to stay on good terms with and go out of his way not to alienate. Creating a good impression with Ty Beard might also be a way to convince his parents that he is being a good boy.

 

[AnOminous]

I think that this rant raised the same thoughts in his audience, and they challenged him in to do it in discord or something.

Drunks like Nick always need to make excuses when they get called out.

If he could just quit, he would, considering the obvious damages he's causing himself, to the point he's obviously visibly degenerating on a daily basis. Durr.

Just look at his FAAAACE.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Whenever Ty and Nick get together I imagine when there is a lull in the conversation Nick just says "hey Ty remember Vic Mignogna" and they both howl with laughter.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I wonder why after one interaction no one wants to deal with these two drunk retards again.

These fuckers are insufferable.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Checking in on Nick and he's already holding a can of monster. He's just replacing liver damage with kidney damage.

nick: "looks like i picked the wrong day to stop drinking" (he's already thinking about the drinks LOL)

chat says "it's not january yet"

nick: "no but i can start early" *proceeds to dead air for like 5 seconds, probably thinking about the booze he could be having*

 

[Retink Retunk]

Checking in on Nick and he's already holding a can of monster. He's just replacing liver damage with kidney damage.

Give him time, he'll be pound Jager Bombs soon enough to get the best of both worlds.

 

[MySonDavid]

What's the consensus for why this Sober January announcement came about?

He had a sloppy drunk stream the day before the announcement. But nothing particularly noteworthy took place.

He talked shit about Eric July with EVS for two hours the other day after the settlement, so there's no contrition about the 7-hour cope stream. Similarly, there's no contrition with Sean's struggle session or Null.

So what changed?
- Rumble contract renewal?
- Kayla asked him to stop? Threatened divorce?
- recent local intervention?
- Rekieta parents saying something?
- new health scare?
- DUI?
- fellow Lawtuber intervening - Branca ? Camelot?
- Dick bending Nick's ear?

Literally just wanting to "own the farms" by not drinking for a month so when the month is over he can sink further into the bottle while feeling like he's still in control.

 

[3MMA]

I wonder why after one interaction no one wants to deal with these two drunk retards again.

These fuckers are insufferable.

He’s really pulling the old, “But I MADE you!” routine now. Projection. His drop in popularity & credibility goes hand in hand with airing out every stupid though to cross his mind, drunk. It’s not that all other streamers are so very horrible, more that he is cancer. Many do suck, though that has nothing to do with him. They suck on their own, as does he. I fuckin’ knew Nick was one of those types who treats relationships as transactional. That’s a losing move, especially if you’re looking for actual relationships, be they friendships or otherwise. Just ask one of the many, rent-a-girlfriend, fat fuck, streamers.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

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"Sorry kiwi fags, life doesn't work out the way you pretend it does ~"
- Balldo Man, November 2023

Nevermind, I hope he (smugly) asphyxiates on his own vomit in the middle of the night after an off-stream bender.

Sad that his life now consists of nothing but getting fucked up on stream and seething at the farms. Maybe in 2025 he can join the IP2 faggots once his wife kicks him out for drinking the entirety of her personal stash.

 

[Chibitzen]

I wonder why after one interaction no one wants to deal with these two drunk retards again.

These fuckers are insufferable.

He's become a little authoritarian, hasn't he? Why can't he just focus on his own shit instead of constantly trying to drag other people into his disaster of a life?

In his words, a vast majority of Youtubers are not sitting around begging to go on other people's shows because they're too busy focusing on their own efforts. Is that not some grand clue about his misplaced priorities?? Is he more concerned about faux friendships or the health of his channel?..

He's never happy anyway so I can't see the point of courting late 2023 Nick's favor anyway. People respond to calls or texts, but not the right way (Null), complains when they won't take bad unsolicited advice (Eric), whines about hating drama but drags other popular streamers out of "friendship" into conflict to try to rape them for views (Everyone as needed). He's toxic so of course he's being ignored, duh.

Camelot looks like he has a sincere crush on him, so no surprise he still hangs around. More power to them, I hope they live happily ever after.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

It's very optimistic for everyone to assume he won't get tanked on New Year's Eve and then drink New Year's Day and forget the rest of the month.

P.S. Nick has AIDS.

 

[EyeGuy]

>at Jamaican resort with my girl
>accidentally grab bull's leg instead of balldo
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>turn off the vibrating function while fondling his balls
>wife is bent over laughing because she knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty beach
>almost choke on his dick because I'm laughing so hard
>bull is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making vibrating noises while yelling "HOW YOU LIKE THAT WHITEBOI"
>he cums and I swallow it all like I'm licking a bottle of Macallan
>kiss the bull and call him a stupid faggot while laughing

Gotta love being a married straight guy.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I wonder why after one interaction no one wants to deal with these two drunk retards again.

These fuckers are insufferable.

I saw the pippa crowd on twitter gloating at camelot crying around 3 weeks ago. I checked it out and he had a whine stream about people dodging his stream. Guess who was his recent guest just before this stream? Dick Masterson AKA Diddler Dax Herrera. I didn't watch the full 2hr stream but I think the fnt,g+g guys are dodging him and camelot looks like he's about to cry.

 

[Kosher Dill]

@mindlessobserver or whoever the moderation is, I think a poll on how long Nick would stay sober is in order

I vote for him white-knuckling it, getting angrier and more deranged all the while, till he falls off the wagon on the 20th.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

him slurring his words while practically falling out of his chair, with his eyes bugging out and him eating a single Dorito (why is that so iconic) and staring at the camera and not realizing he's just a pathetic circus geek.

It’s the first time I’ve ever been in literal BEC (well, BED) mode over a cow.

Props to whoever clipped that; it’s indeed iconic. Rekieta gives stronger faggot vibes on that clip than he would getting buttfucked by Liberace while doing poppers and being injected with PrEP as Judy Garland caterwauls in the background.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I saw the pippa crowd on twitter gloating at camelot crying around 3 weeks ago. I checked it out and he had a whine stream about people dodging his stream. Guess who was his recent guest just before this stream? Dick Masterson AKA Diddler Dax Herrera. I didn't watch the full 2hr stream but I think the fnt,g+g guys are dodging him and camelot looks like he's about to cry.

He's such a homo.

He's bitching about people not wanting to deal with him, because no shit they don't, he's a Flaggot. For those who are new to the thread or missed it, here's the run down of the vtuber drama with him.

- He (Flaggot) collabs with Pippa, people have a mostly positive view of the whole thing and he gets scheduled on a bunch of other vtuber streams.
- He proceeds to constantly clout chase making weird posts about dating Pippa that she ignores and go unnoticed, until he posts an image and claims it's Pippa in that retard "it's totally not her" kind of way and the woman in the image vaguely resembles what's known about her.
- This sparks discussion and people point out it's an issue as this can cause drama for her and the company she works for as it's blowing up.
- Pippa and her company Phase Connect politely inform him he's being a tard.
- He doubles down with dumb shit.
- Another streamer in Phase (Lumi) makes a joke saying "Kill him" in response to the post.
- He cries she's making death threats.
- Lumi gets banned and Flaggot laughs about it publicly.
- Flaggot's history of flagging channels is discovered for making fun of him before he befriended Balldo.
- Other vtubers cancel streams with Flaggot because why would they deal with this retard and Balldo making videos saying Pippa should quit a company she enjoys working with now because they warned her not to do streams with people who clout chase and get her coworkers banned on social media, not because of controversy but because those people actively Flaggot them.
- Flaggot gets banned for the same things he gloated about getting Lumi banned for.
- Flaggot cries about it.
- Flaggot cries about why no one wants to stream with him besides Balldo.

Somewhere in this Flaggot also streamed with a weird porn vtuber that's part of the everything Balldo and him claim they oppose but will discard if it means they can coom and claimed this as a victory because he was totally still in with the vtuber crowd despite this porn vtuber being hated due to their degeneracy.