Visual Novels

Do you play visual Novels?

  • No, because that’s fucking gay

    Votes: 72 14.8%
  • Yes, because I read them for the plot

    Votes: 181 37.3%
  • No, because they’re not really video games

    Votes: 34 7.0%
  • Yes, because anime girls are better than real women

    Votes: 107 22.1%
  • No, but I think about playing them

    Votes: 61 12.6%
  • Yes, but I do it ironically

    Votes: 30 6.2%

  • Total voters
    485
Fucking trannies, man. Even jap shit is becoming infected. I really was hoping to enjoy those games but learned they praise troons in the first one, like super obvious pandering.
Troons talking about how gender is a social construct (likely out of nowhere and shoeorned in.) Time or dimensional travel including paradoxes. Fan theories because the writing's intentionally inconsistent. THE WORLD IS A SIMULATION! A yaoi bait character for Tumblr. These are the things I expect to find in nearly every modern VN.

Really need to have something come out to shake up the genre again.
 
I'm somewhat infected when it comes to visual novels.
Some are good, some are shit. Weeb shit can burn in a fire.

Some good stuff to check out:
intertwined
summer heat

There's a bunch more, those are just the first two that come to mind as being outstanding. Happy fapping.
 
Merry Christmas Visual Novel thread. Thank you for being the only decent place on the internet to discuss this incredibley niche sub-genre. Seriously, the 4chan thread is just two people screaming about one game each that nobody has any interest in; and the reddit, like every reddit, is completely uninhabitable.

Yes it's pretty good place to talk about games. I think that like a lot of places in KF, you have enough distractions so the retards will go somewhere else.
Troons talking about how gender is a social construct (likely out of nowhere and shoeorned in.) Time or dimensional travel including paradoxes. Fan theories because the writing's intentionally inconsistent. THE WORLD IS A SIMULATION! A yaoi bait character for Tumblr. These are the things I expect to find in nearly every modern VN.

Really need to have something come out to shake up the genre again.
"Dude looks like a lady" is nothing new, but actually having the characters identify as trannies is annoying. Ditto once every VN uses the crutch of time travel/simulation it feels a lot cheaper, though sometimes it can work well. Though I don't remember any game with fan theories, at least not the usual niche ones.

You are correct that a lot ot those tropes are overused and degenerate hacks are now too numerous to be ignored by devs.
 
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Well I finished Nekopara Vol 1. It was a game. Thankfully short. It's greatest offense was that it was just mostly catgirl moe bullshit. There was no plot. The visuals were decent, but other than that, nothing more. I give it a 5. Completely mediocre, weird, and I could have lived my whole life without playing it
 
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I've never played any of the Science Adventure (SteinsGate etc) games. Are they good?
Steins;Gate is a goddamn masterpiece. It's slow for a bit but it's all part of the plan so keep going. Unless you've already made the decision to play all the titles in order of release, start with that.
 
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Thanks. How long is "a bit"?
I'd say 5-6 hours maybe? I don't quite remember but is about right after looking up and comparing some other answers online that had spoilers in them that I'm sure you don't want to see. It's not like Muv-Luv where you're thinking you're gonna get a sci-fi epic but you have to read a slice of life first but everything set up there is used later on and just builds characters or concepts up for use later on in the story. There is definitely still some light tension similar to a non-storyline episode of a TV thriller so you won't be bored I don't think.
 
It's always funny when people start realising that VNs are in the dozens of hours.
I've played other VNs. Some are well paced. I thought the first Somnium Files game and 999 (the remaster that let you quickly skip content you already saw) were good and started off with the plot pretty quickly. VLR did too, but there were some very long stretches of exposition about something the writer read about in Wikipedia that day.

Are the Sam Barlow FMV games considered VNs? Because I have words about Immortality.
 
Steins;Gate is a goddamn masterpiece. It's slow for a bit but it's all part of the plan so keep going. Unless you've already made the decision to play all the titles in order of release, start with that.
I recently picked this up, so I'm hoping to get to it sometime in 2024. Backlog and all that.....
 
It's always funny when people start realising that VNs are in the dozens of hours.
Depends really. Most of the classics like Clannad, S;G, Fate, etc are doorstoppers but you also got a large amount like Saya no Uta or Narcissu which are fairly succinct and short.
 
late Merry Christmas to the thread and a reminder to read Subahibi (and the Tsui No Sora remake when the translation releases in like a month or so)

and I wanna get to Sakura no Uta when I learn sufficient Japanese cause SCA-DI's work is so damn amazing
I plan to read Steins Gate, Tsukihime, Fata Morgana and potentially Utawarerumono/White Album 2/Umineko this new year
 
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late Merry Christmas to the thread and a reminder to read Subahibi (and the Tsui No Sora remake when the translation releases in like a month or so)

and I wanna get to Sakura no Uta when I learn sufficient Japanese cause SCA-DI's work is so damn amazing
I plan to read Steins Gate, Tsukihime, Fata Morgana and potentially Utawarerumono/White Album 2/Umineko this new year
Utawarerumono is incredible, definitely do that one too.

Most of the beloved classics in the genre are more than 40 hours long. Really makes it hard to share any of it with your bros.
It makes me wonder how many pages these bigger games come up to.
 
By word count, much longer than War and Peace or In Search of Lost Time
All of Stephen King's published novels combined come to around 6 million words.

Clannad + Higurashi + Umineko combined are about the same.

It's pretty wild to think about. These things are long.
 
All of Stephen King's published novels combined come to around 6 million words.

Clannad + Higurashi + Umineko combined are about the same.

It's pretty wild to think about. These things are long.
It's not that weird when you consider that most visual novels aren't just one story. They're multiple stories that all strive to have their own three act structure. Some individual game routes might be short; others, like Heaven's Feel, are an entire saga on their own.
 
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